Most science fiction is really annoying and bad, and should be called fantasy not sci fi

Yes, we should all follow your fascist ways in which only entertainment forms you like deserve the names you consider nice.

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Come over to the Dark Side. Play World of Warcraft. I spent this morning flying around in a helicopter on another planet while shooting alien satanic lizard cats with a bow and arrows. It may not make sense, but damn its addictive.

I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

Come over to the Dark Side. Play World of Warcraft. I spent this morning flying around in a helicopter on another planet while shooting alien satanic lizard cats with a bow and arrows. It may not make sense, but damn its addictive.

Thanatos did you ever see the Southpark episode that dealt with WOW? Its Hilarious. Duncan every read any of the series written by Jack Chalker. The "Well of Souls" books are quite good.

Actually, a few of my favorite books are sci-fi. Ender's Game, Speaker For The Dead, and Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

3 of the best books I've read. They're more psychological and moral based than anything though.

Ah forgot Ender's Shadow.

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, dune, whatever its all fantasy not science fiction, it might as well be lord of the rings cuz they are about as logical, SOUND IN SPACE, WARP DRIVE, HUMANOID ALIENS WITH PLASTASEEN STUCK TO THERE FACE,

I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, dune, whatever its all fantasy not science fiction, it might as well be lord of the rings cuz they are about as logical, SOUND IN SPACE, WARP DRIVE, HUMANOID ALIENS WITH PLASTASEEN STUCK TO THERE FACE, even the most trippy out there science fiction movies are just totally unimaginative, giant worms on dune they were cool, the millenium falcon getting eaten by that thing also some kind of worm I believe, just like that guy who got eaten by a whale, cool thing to rip off plus if you listen real close there is like no science whats so ever, in star trek they talk a lot of bollocks that might as well be magic spells in ancient elvish for all the sense it makes but in dune and star wars nobody ever stops to explain jack shit, yeah this is my magic light saber batteries not included or I am the quizzacksaderack cuz I eat giant worm poo thats called spice, yeah star wars is full of technical looking stuff, flashing lights and what not but its complete fantasy just like dune.
Now the star wars encyclopedia [yes I'm a big geek] has lots of cool interesting shit in it, plus explanations, trippy alien spider plants, the seed crawls away like a tarantula and plants itself or how about a race of trippy alien insects that have a sort of organic radio transmitter instead of vocal cords allowing them to communicate silently over great distances, the list goes on and on, cool trippy scary stuff but with some sort of reasonable scientific explanation even if its completely stupid like star trek at least try to make the effort ya lazy fucks.
AnYhOo this all came about during a science fiction film marathon that lasted like two days and was started by a dvd called outland with sean connery, cant believe I had never even heard of this film, ya really do learn something new every day, anyway the wife and sons acting was really shit, oh my god it was shit, DADDY ? hes like thirteen, but they get gone pretty quick and its all good from there, yes it had major flaws, MAJOR FLAWS but connery and the sets made up for it, I want her kitchen and that breakfast bench.
AnYhOo after that science fiction marathon and a nap I thought i would educate myself about outer space, you know cuz I realised I knew very little about our solar system and would you believe it, it turns out to be very interesting, now I blame the nasa guys, they are so boring, the moment they start to talk about probes and satalites people fall asleep, they need adverts or some shit, anyway back to the interesting, trippy alien worlds VENUS, oh my god it would be so cool to go to venus, 900 degrees in the shade cuz its all in the shade cuz its covered in a thick cloud it has volcanoes and rains sulfuric acid and the atmosphere is so thick and dense they say you could swim or fly through it, er flip flops and strap on wings, anyone up for hang gliding ? Then you have cryo volcanoes thats a trippy reverse right ?
I want more reality and science in my science fiction CUZ reality really is stranger than fiction, fuck star trek and their stupid away missions to planets with perfect gravity and atmospheres, STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED.
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I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, dune, whatever its all fantasy not science fiction, it might as well be lord of the rings cuz they are about as logical, SOUND IN SPACE, WARP DRIVE, HUMANOID ALIENS WITH PLASTASEEN STUCK TO THERE FACE,
Stop right here, and see if I can translate the above into English:

Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Dune: that's not science fiction; it's fantasy. For all the hard science implied, it might as well be Lord of the Rings for all the logic I can see. Imagine: hearing sound in the vacuum of space; "warp drive"; artificial humanoids with plasticene makeup!

That group of thoughts is what writers call a "paragraph". It consists of two or three -- someitiems more -- coherent thoujght items called "sentences". Each sentence has, at a minimum, a "subject", which is a person, pladce or thing; and a "verb" which is an "action word". In the first pragraph, each sentence had at least one verb: in the first sentence, it is the verb "is".
You don't actually see the word "is" because it's hidden in two other words: "that's", which is a contraction of "that is"; and "it's", which is a contraction of "it is".

I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

I'm afraid you cannot. You lack spelling, grammar, an understanding of punctuation, and -- worst of all -- no understanding whatsoever of how to string words together to make sentences, sentences to make paragraphs, and paragraphs to make what you post easy to read and understand

Certainly the FTL "warp" drive, although rendered improbable by Einstein et. al., is a valid and viable literary mechanism for mainstream science fiction

Certainly the FTL "warp" drive, although rendered improbable by Einstein et. al., is a valid and viable literary mechanism for mainstream science fiction


Obviously you never heard of the Alcubierre Warp Drive;

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The Alcubierre metric, also known as the Alcubierre drive or Warp Drive, is a speculative mathematical model of a spacetime exhibiting features reminiscent of the fictional "warp drive" from Star Trek, which can travel "Faster-than-light" (although not in a local sense - see below).

In 1994, the Mexican physicist Miguel Alcubierre proposed in the Journal of Classical and Quantum Gravity a method of stretching space in a wave which would in theory cause the fabric of space ahead of a spacecraft to contract and the space behind it to expand. The ship would ride this wave inside a region known as a warp bubble of flat space. Since the ship is not moving within this bubble, but carried along as the region itself moves, conventional relativistic effects such as time dilation do not apply in the way they would in the case of a ship moving at high velocity through flat spacetime. Also, this method of travel does not actually involve moving faster than light in a local sense, since a light beam within the bubble would still always move faster than the ship; it is only "faster than light" in the sense that, thanks to the contraction of the space in front of it, the ship could reach its destination faster than a light beam restricted to travelling outside the warp bubble. Thus, the Alcubierre drive does not contradict the conventional claim that relativity forbids a slower-than-light object to accelerate to faster-than-light speeds. However, there are no known methods to create such a warp bubble in a region that does not already contain one, or to leave the bubble once inside it, so the Alcubierre drive remains a theoretical concept at this time.
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Warp Drive: Hyperfast travel within general relativity
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Actually, a few of my favorite books are sci-fi. Ender's Game, Speaker For The Dead, and Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

3 of the best books I've read. They're more psychological and moral based than anything though.

Ah forgot Ender's Shadow.

Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, dune, whatever its all fantasy not science fiction, it might as well be lord of the rings cuz they are about as logical, SOUND IN SPACE, WARP DRIVE, HUMANOID ALIENS WITH PLASTASEEN STUCK TO THERE FACE, even the most trippy out there science fiction movies are just totally unimaginative, giant worms on dune they were cool, the millenium falcon getting eaten by that thing also some kind of worm I believe, just like that guy who got eaten by a whale, cool thing to rip off plus if you listen real close there is like no science whats so ever, in star trek they talk a lot of bollocks that might as well be magic spells in ancient elvish for all the sense it makes but in dune and star wars nobody ever stops to explain jack shit, yeah this is my magic light saber batteries not included or I am the quizzacksaderack cuz I eat giant worm poo thats called spice, yeah star wars is full of technical looking stuff, flashing lights and what not but its complete fantasy just like dune.
Now the star wars encyclopedia [yes I'm a big geek] has lots of cool interesting shit in it, plus explanations, trippy alien spider plants, the seed crawls away like a tarantula and plants itself or how about a race of trippy alien insects that have a sort of organic radio transmitter instead of vocal cords allowing them to communicate silently over great distances, the list goes on and on, cool trippy scary stuff but with some sort of reasonable scientific explanation even if its completely stupid like star trek at least try to make the effort ya lazy fucks.
AnYhOo this all came about during a science fiction film marathon that lasted like two days and was started by a dvd called outland with sean connery, cant believe I had never even heard of this film, ya really do learn something new every day, anyway the wife and sons acting was really shit, oh my god it was shit, DADDY ? hes like thirteen, but they get gone pretty quick and its all good from there, yes it had major flaws, MAJOR FLAWS but connery and the sets made up for it, I want her kitchen and that breakfast bench.
AnYhOo after that science fiction marathon and a nap I thought i would educate myself about outer space, you know cuz I realised I knew very little about our solar system and would you believe it, it turns out to be very interesting, now I blame the nasa guys, they are so boring, the moment they start to talk about probes and satalites people fall asleep, they need adverts or some shit, anyway back to the interesting, trippy alien worlds VENUS, oh my god it would be so cool to go to venus, 900 degrees in the shade cuz its all in the shade cuz its covered in a thick cloud it has volcanoes and rains sulfuric acid and the atmosphere is so thick and dense they say you could swim or fly through it, er flip flops and strap on wings, anyone up for hang gliding ? Then you have cryo volcanoes thats a trippy reverse right ?
I want more reality and science in my science fiction CUZ reality really is stranger than fiction, fuck star trek and their stupid away missions to planets with perfect gravity and atmospheres, STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED.
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I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

OP, stop listening to stupid rap music too much and get a real education first. I recommended private tutoring service, as going back to kindergarten might be an embarrassment for you.


Star trek, star wars, babylon 5, dune, whatever its all fantasy not science fiction, it might as well be lord of the rings cuz they are about as logical, SOUND IN SPACE, WARP DRIVE, HUMANOID ALIENS WITH PLASTASEEN STUCK TO THERE FACE, even the most trippy out there science fiction movies are just totally unimaginative, giant worms on dune they were cool, the millenium falcon getting eaten by that thing also some kind of worm I believe, just like that guy who got eaten by a whale, cool thing to rip off plus if you listen real close there is like no science whats so ever, in star trek they talk a lot of bollocks that might as well be magic spells in ancient elvish for all the sense it makes but in dune and star wars nobody ever stops to explain jack shit, yeah this is my magic light saber batteries not included or I am the quizzacksaderack cuz I eat giant worm poo thats called spice, yeah star wars is full of technical looking stuff, flashing lights and what not but its complete fantasy just like dune.
Now the star wars encyclopedia [yes I'm a big geek] has lots of cool interesting shit in it, plus explanations, trippy alien spider plants, the seed crawls away like a tarantula and plants itself or how about a race of trippy alien insects that have a sort of organic radio transmitter instead of vocal cords allowing them to communicate silently over great distances, the list goes on and on, cool trippy scary stuff but with some sort of reasonable scientific explanation even if its completely stupid like star trek at least try to make the effort ya lazy fucks.
AnYhOo this all came about during a science fiction film marathon that lasted like two days and was started by a dvd called outland with sean connery, cant believe I had never even heard of this film, ya really do learn something new every day, anyway the wife and sons acting was really shit, oh my god it was shit, DADDY ? hes like thirteen, but they get gone pretty quick and its all good from there, yes it had major flaws, MAJOR FLAWS but connery and the sets made up for it, I want her kitchen and that breakfast bench.
AnYhOo after that science fiction marathon and a nap I thought i would educate myself about outer space, you know cuz I realised I knew very little about our solar system and would you believe it, it turns out to be very interesting, now I blame the nasa guys, they are so boring, the moment they start to talk about probes and satalites people fall asleep, they need adverts or some shit, anyway back to the interesting, trippy alien worlds VENUS, oh my god it would be so cool to go to venus, 900 degrees in the shade cuz its all in the shade cuz its covered in a thick cloud it has volcanoes and rains sulfuric acid and the atmosphere is so thick and dense they say you could swim or fly through it, er flip flops and strap on wings, anyone up for hang gliding ? Then you have cryo volcanoes thats a trippy reverse right ?
I want more reality and science in my science fiction CUZ reality really is stranger than fiction, fuck star trek and their stupid away missions to planets with perfect gravity and atmospheres, STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED.
[link to www.youtube.com]
I understand that writting science fiction is hard work but I could do miles better if I dont say so myself, Ha hA.

Have you ever published? I doubt it, and besides everyone knows most good writers can't spell, education is no substitute for talent and imagination.
Now I never said I was more talented, but I have a better imagination. And who would want to write a book anyway? Obsolete backwards form of entertainment and information recording, so who gives a fuck about spelling?
Oh right you guys do, and paragraphs and punctuation marks, BOLLOCKS