What’s a polite way to tell someone it’s time to get the fuck out of your house? | |
R.Grossman
User ID: 78278597 United States 04/20/2021 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Friends: "Alright guys I'm sorry but I need to be alone. Bad moods are infectious and no one here deserve it. I love you all, but need solitude NOW. When I am better again hopefully in a day or four you all will be the first gangsta ass hoes I call up." |
R.Grossman
User ID: 78278597 United States 04/20/2021 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
R.Grossman
User ID: 78278597 United States 04/20/2021 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Could also just literally shit in your pants without saying anything and just let the filthy smell creep in to the atmosphere... while emphatically denying it. The person or people will not actually want to "see" the mess; they'll leave instead. Maybe next time the person or people bugging you is there, make a round of drinks but lace yours - if not all or others' - with exlax? |
Space Junk
User ID: 78572608 United States 04/20/2021 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I also stop offering any food or beverage refills about an hour before I want them to leave, and I'm usually out of any beverage but water by then--I keep enough in the fridge to be hospitable, and can re-stock from my secret stash in the pantry if I want them to stay longer. But what's in the fridge when they arrive is meant to run out before it gets really late. Most people I know well enough to invite over either know what time to leave, or will get the hint when I first start shifting gears into GTFO-mode. If they're someone I don't know that well, or who is a slowpoke, I tell them (as I'm tidying up) how much I enjoyed having them over, and that we'll have to do it again soon, and maybe ask them about their plans for the following day. It's all about getting them up and moving, and thinking about being somewhere else but on my couch. I don't have a TV, so I don't have to deal with the inertia that sitting in front of the tube brings. But back when I did, I'd wait until just before the late news came on to get up and start moving around to clean up, and as soon as the opening credits came on I'd turn the TV off and say, "I really don't need to watch that stuff before going to bed; bad news can wait for tomorrow." That always got the point across. |