My Cat Bit My Neck and I Bit Him back

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Oh, well it's a very simple hard and fast rule that's been in place since the dawn of time; understood by all creatures and learned VERY quickly:

"Don't bite the hand that feeds"

Any animal of mine that inflicted physical harm on me or my family, which includes young children, would learn very quickly where it's food comes from, and the type of affection that I and my family prefer.

Otherwise, there is always a constantly emptying freezer on the back porch, or a quietly sourced Chinese restaurant nearby in the city...

EDIT:

I also find that the other animals on the farm don't ask WHERE or WHAT their dinner comes from.

edit 2: typo

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Biting back does put them in check and it did not hurt so much

surprised me and then the claws hurt but he is still butthurt i think?

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It's psych warfare at this point, and moving forward.

The feline may be thinking:

"Fuck, she bit me back and seemed unphased. Did she like it?"

"Do I taste good?"

"I mean, I lick and clean myself all the time and even 'I' don't think I taste that bad..."

Cat status:
[ ] butthurt
[ ] anal-pained
[ ] booty-blistered
[ ] cloaca clobbered
[ ] orifice offended
[x] anus-agrieved
[x] tooter-troubled

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dude is just a little spiffed if that is a word. I just did some cat scratching on him and made sure his environment was perfect.

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viscera-spiffed

sounds about right

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they are better then family. these Tabby's are the most lovable ever cats I have had.

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I do enjoy cats, but I can't keep them. I am highly allergic. I have an inside chicken though. A hen. Wonderfully fascinating and loving creatures. Extremely intelligent.

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I had a freind who had Bunny's when her Husband said his allergies would prevent her from having a cat. No allergy's to the bunny. I am glad you can have pets!

and He liked it.

The last time this happened, a life time a go now, cos he has not bit me since.
We spent the day mad dogging each other as I would not let him back on my lap. I got scratches also from my reaction to the bite caused his reaction to my reaction and i got clawed.



I think the cat thinks it's owns me?