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Time Travel Machine Offer

 
OP
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04/25/2021 01:03 PM
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I was once a time traveler and since abandoned my time travel machine after going back in time 31 years ago and living out my life as a hermit.

I am now too old to even go and get my time machine and I promised some of you the opportunity to take my position as time traveler before I die.

Please see the other thread I wrote 46 years ago and then 31 years ago and then now.

Your time, the whole thing was written over the last week.

It is called:

Time Travel Offer

Notice the last post on page 16 that I recently posted.

I will give the location of my time travel machine(s) to one of you and the instructions are inside of it.
Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2021 01:08 PM
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nice.

why?
OP (OP)
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04/25/2021 01:13 PM
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why?

because I made a promise years and years ago on here in the other thread

time travel offer

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and..

...a time machine has been passed down from one time traveler to the next for so long that if I die without revealing it's location to someone, then the legacy of time travel may end...

I am sure there must be one person on here more worthy of the position than I was.

And I wish to pass on that legacy to that person so that time travel can continue to be passed down through the ages.
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04/25/2021 01:16 PM
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why?

because I made a promise years and years ago on here in the other thread

time travel offer

---------------

and..

...a time machine has been passed down from one time traveler to the next for so long that if I die without revealing it's location to someone, then the legacy of time travel may end...

I am sure there must be one person on here more worthy of the position than I was.

And I wish to pass on that legacy to that person so that time travel can continue to be passed down through the ages.
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sounds like a heavy cross to carry.

i wouldn't know what to do.
OP (OP)
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04/25/2021 01:17 PM
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I am old and feeble now and may make mistakes like what page something is on. I suppose it was on page 15, not 16.

My eyesight isn't what it used to be and I am getting very tired and may make grammatical errors and such.

Please excuse a very, very old man for his mistakes...

This is my last dying wish...

Someone please tell me why you wish to be the next time traveler so I can reveal the location of the machines to you before I die.

I am very, very sleepy.

I will try to read your posts and ... give ... the ... location ... to ... the ... one ... who ...can...make ... an ...old.. . man...laugh...one ... last ...time...

It has been so long since I really laughed hard. That's how I want to die...laughing so hard that it literally takes me out ... please respond with your answers now before I lose consciousness...I feel my eyes getting very, very heavy...
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04/25/2021 01:18 PM
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As appealing as your offer is, I did not incarnate into this time line to escape
being here. Or to trip the light fantastic. Still have work to do...... This place is a mess.
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04/25/2021 01:20 PM
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Can you time travel me a pizza? Pepperoni and olives.
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04/25/2021 01:24 PM
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i say give the location out. someone worthy will find it and do as you wish.
Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2021 01:25 PM
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I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension.

If you're interested, interview was yesterday.


laugh
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04/25/2021 01:25 PM
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I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension.

If you're interested, interview was yesterday.


laugh
Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2021 01:28 PM
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Give it to Musk.

He needs more time.
Adjudicator

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04/25/2021 01:30 PM
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You dying before giving up the goods would be the biggest belly laugh of all
:adjmeme:
:thelaw:
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04/25/2021 01:37 PM
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Just drop it off at the margaritaville Kevin, we will rendezvous in 19(55)
Where Eagles Dare
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04/25/2021 01:38 PM

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tmtravel
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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04/25/2021 01:41 PM
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19

Alpha/Omega

(55)

ONE
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11 5 19 55
Anonymous Coward
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if it is close to me I will take a look at it. but, I can only do times in the future.
Fissioncontrol
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04/25/2021 01:45 PM
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What happened when the chicken crossed the road and got hit by a time machine. He became an egg.
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11 5 19 55
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78551118


11 5 19 55...?
Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2021 01:46 PM
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Below par LARP. 3/10
Fissioncontrol
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What happened when 2 blacks holes in a box touched. They caused a time vortex.
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04/25/2021 01:49 PM
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ONE/21
ONE/22
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04/25/2021 01:50 PM
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21(55)
22(55)
Monty Python

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04/25/2021 01:53 PM

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gigawat
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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04/25/2021 01:54 PM
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Thread: If you know what occurs starting May 21st then you know

MAY21

5(21)

MAY22

5(22)
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04/25/2021 01:56 PM
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I was once a time traveler and since abandoned my time travel machine after going back in time 31 years ago and living out my life as a hermit.

I am now too old to even go and get my time machine and I promised some of you the opportunity to take my position as time traveler before I die.

Please see the other thread I wrote 46 years ago and then 31 years ago and then now.

Your time, the whole thing was written over the last week.

It is called:

Time Travel Offer

Notice the last post on page 16 that I recently posted.

I will give the location of my time travel machine(s) to one of you and the instructions are inside of it.
 Quoting: OP 78070534


nice time travel story
Cornfox

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04/25/2021 01:57 PM
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I'll meet you at your place last Thursday to look over your offer.
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04/25/2021 01:59 PM
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some combination of 21 22 and (55)


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Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2021 02:10 PM
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darkness to light is good to evil

jus sayin
Wayfaring Stranger

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04/25/2021 02:12 PM
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If the future is as bad as the past it will be awhile before you get any bites.





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