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CNN (OP) User ID: 78450108 United States 04/26/2021 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An update on that earlier conspiracy site. According to our source, the trolls are on full prowl tonight, going so far as to Juan Star a thread and use ugly memes in an effort to rub in...what...we have no idea...really...something about a walmart and ... In any case, folks, be aware and use caution. These trolls are real, according to our source and not just a conspiracy theory. They lurk on these sites waiting for an opportunity to take out their own butthurt feelings on those that enjoy entertaining them. Just coming in, we have some breaking information... Our correspondent out in the field, former DJ and Air Force veteran, George Carlin...yes, George, can you hear us? "Yeah, this is George. I'm out here on the scene here at the Godlike Productions, Steve! This is really exciting stuff, yeah! What we have here is an entire off grid solar array and a bunch of server farms somewhere in the country of Jersey...figures, after my last album "What am I doing in New Jersey"...they probably got that idea from me, anywyay, Steve, like I was saying, these guys are genius...they've got this elaborate set up nobody can touch. And I gotta tell ya folks, the government would sure love to get their hands on this stuff, this is gooooood shit, man! Anyway, Steve, it's like I said in one of my comedy acts, "Did anybody ever tell you reverend there are two knobs on the radio? One of them turns the sound up and down and the other one....changes the station! Can you imagine that, reverend, you can actually change the station if you don't like what you hear!" Anyway, Steve, I think I see a troll right now creeping around the solar panels at night in the rain making drooling sounds and gnashing his teeth. Let me get my umbrella and just....aaagh...there we go, Steve, I just stuck the pointy end of my umbrella up the troll's ass and opened up the umbrella and let me tell you, Steve, he went a --- flyin' he did. Boy, is he gonna be pissed off when he lands on that ass of his, but you know trolls deserve it, Steve, they really walk into the butt of their own joke, if you catch my meaning, Steve. Back to Judy with the weather..." |
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