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Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??

 
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Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
You know when you think its a fart but it has a little more. Then your undies get stained. You don't really realize it until you get home from work or you get the ass chafage. Best way to get the marks out of undies you can't bleach?
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HAVE UR WHORE MOMZ LICK UR ASSHOLE CLEANER


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HAVE UR WHORE MOMZ LICK UR ASSHOLE CLEANER


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my mom is dead
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my mom is dead
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my mom is dead
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For real bitch
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Buy dark colored under gutchies. Duh!
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
You know when you think its a fart but it has a little more. Then your undies get stained. You don't really realize it until you get home from work or you get the ass chafage. Best way to get the marks out of undies you can't bleach?
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The best way, OP, is to prevent skid marks in the first place. I have learned back in my high school years since I almost always walked from my high school to my local library which was at least three miles away at least one technique that may help you.

Whenever you go wipe your anus after taking a dump use some toilet paper to wad up between your thumb and index finger, whichever hand you are using. Balance most of the toilet paper so it is showing or feels that way to you. From your tailbone till you have just past your anus press down between your butt cheeks enough so your toilet paper covered thumb has a firm pressing against both cheeks, but not all the way down. Push your hand to about your balls area. Do this after every poop you do, OP. Doing this seriously helps to fight against Swamp Ass and skid marks on your undies.
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
You know when you think its a fart but it has a little more. Then your undies get stained. You don't really realize it until you get home from work or you get the ass chafage. Best way to get the marks out of undies you can't bleach?
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The best way, OP, is to prevent skid marks in the first place. I have learned back in my high school years since I almost always walked from my high school to my local library which was at least three miles away at least one technique that may help you.

Whenever you go wipe your anus after taking a dump use some toilet paper to wad up between your thumb and index finger, whichever hand you are using. Balance most of the toilet paper so it is showing or feels that way to you. From your tailbone till you have just past your anus press down between your butt cheeks enough so your toilet paper covered thumb has a firm pressing against both cheeks, but not all the way down. Push your hand to about your balls area. Do this after every poop you do, OP. Doing this seriously helps to fight against Swamp Ass and skid marks on your undies.
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TY finally a real answer
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
You know when you think its a fart but it has a little more. Then your undies get stained. You don't really realize it until you get home from work or you get the ass chafage. Best way to get the marks out of undies you can't bleach?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78972574


The best way, OP, is to prevent skid marks in the first place. I have learned back in my high school years since I almost always walked from my high school to my local library which was at least three miles away at least one technique that may help you.

Whenever you go wipe your anus after taking a dump use some toilet paper to wad up between your thumb and index finger, whichever hand you are using. Balance most of the toilet paper so it is showing or feels that way to you. From your tailbone till you have just past your anus press down between your butt cheeks enough so your toilet paper covered thumb has a firm pressing against both cheeks, but not all the way down. Push your hand to about your balls area. Do this after every poop you do, OP. Doing this seriously helps to fight against Swamp Ass and skid marks on your undies.
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TY finally a real answer
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thumbs
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shart
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
Place an ass napkin in between your cheeks.
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Repurpose a maxi pad .
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Place an ass napkin in between your cheeks.
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Sometimes when i sweat at work I do put a paper towel between my ass cheeks so i dont chafe from butt sweat or fart powder.
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Winner winner chicken dinner ... just do it over at the neighbor's with a dog. chuckle

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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
Why avoid them?
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transition to an exit only lifestyle
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
1. Learn to wipe better.
2. Flushable wet wipes and/or bidet (everyone should do this)
3. Shower after?
4. Re-wipe after a short time?
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
1. Learn to wipe better.
2. Flushable wet wipes and/or bidet (everyone should do this)
3. Shower after?
4. Re-wipe after a short time?
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Oh yeah...
5. Take care of those hemorrhoids
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
1. Learn to wipe better.
2. Flushable wet wipes and/or bidet (everyone should do this)
3. Shower after?
4. Re-wipe after a short time?
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Oh yeah...
5. Take care of those hemorrhoids
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For number four that really applies if you have been having up to sopping wet farts. Scorching hot farts can make you feel as though you sharted though.
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'You are mad; you are not like us."
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
1. Learn to wipe better.
2. Flushable wet wipes and/or bidet (everyone should do this)
3. Shower after?
4. Re-wipe after a short time?
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5. Nuke.
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
1. Learn to wipe better.
2. Flushable wet wipes and/or bidet (everyone should do this)
3. Shower after?
4. Re-wipe after a short time?
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Oh yeah...
5. Take care of those hemorrhoids
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Take care of those hemorrhoids... or they will take care of you. Just like politics.
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
eat a roll of toilet paper everyday
and deal with it at the source
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bleach dat booty hole.
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Control your shit, literally.
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I used to think that way. Now I just let it fly!


I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
HAVE UR WHORE MOMZ LICK UR ASSHOLE CLEANER


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my mom is dead
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For real bitch
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Did your mom spit or swallow?
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Re: Best way to prevent Skid mark stains??
You know when you think its a fart but it has a little more. Then your undies get stained. You don't really realize it until you get home from work or you get the ass chafage. Best way to get the marks out of undies you can't bleach?
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Wear them black colored Hanes.
Use the TIDE. You know the stuff they cut the meth with. It super strong smell.
Because of dark color you wont be able to see old shit stain.

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