Kentucky Derby Day Food and Drink thread - What is in your feed bucket today?

I had my money on Known Agenda, didn't place.

If Biden were a horse

yes.

I thought so too, but Kentuckians are not going to Kneel.

SEMPER FI Kentuckians !

It's OK.

They will give him reparations.

I don't give red, but you earned it.

I hit return before signing by accident. It was me. I sign my red (almost never given, BTW)

You are a TARD.

assholes like to asshole, Noticer

hard to break them of it.

lol

That is not my Clide.

Clide has two speeds, slow and even slower.
And if you push him to go faster, he shuts down completely.

That fucking horse would not be denied.



Incredible animals.

Well, would you look at that.

It's time to go feed again.

Clide is paging me, with his not so subtle reminder.

And it makes the red tick hound sing, in case I happen to not hear him directly.

I found where Susan was hiding in the field, and brought her her ration. She followed me back to the water trough, where I washed the scent out of her tail.

Lymony was doing this to her:

There's a reason why intact male horses stretch their necks out like that, to smell the pretty mare. They're about to get kicked. And if you've ever been kicked by an equine, it feels like, "it's time to call it a day."

The black jockey?

And the Saudi owner.

EVERYTHING is political now.

Seabiscuit? NOOOOO. Secretariat!

The movie Secretariat IMO is far better than the movie Seabiscuit. And just BTW Secretariat was the greatest racehorse that ever lived.

Last Edited by DEY HATE ME on 05/01/2021 11:25 PM

You know, horses don't always get executed if something like that happens to them. If I have anything to do with it, the horse gets tended to, just like people. And if you do it enough, you end up with a big pile of tea towels and vet wrap to keep the leg bandages on. As the days pass, even a cleaning protocol emerges to deal with the terrible wounds, as they heal up quickly.

It's kinda funny, but I just woke up from a dream where we all were at this big party, and carrying on in-person, instead of from one lonely computer terminal to another. Imagine if you will, all of us here on the forum in a really big house, across the span of light-years of distance between us, enjoying each other's company, often sharing from the community keg of brew.

In all, I've learned from experience that some things never change, and that's the way we party, or roll, as the case may be.

I'm with you TN!

Next time, I'll bet on green



Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 05/02/2021 11:47 AM

We don't have thistles at the farm, but I do scythe the succulent grass beside the road, and scythe the burdock from the garden, as well as harvest autumn olive trees specifically for the equines here.

Seabiscuit is a far better movie. Seabiscuit had better acting, character development and a better story. Secretariat was OK and yeah, he's the best of all time IMO. He's the reason I became a fan of racing and ev

There is just so much adversity in Seabiscuit for the horse and people to overcome. The time period is more interesting given the depression and everything from cars to microphones are just cool looking. Secretariat is about a rich lady who lost a coin flip and got pretty damn lucky.

I liked him a lot. Ended up doing a $5 exacta box with him, Medina Spirit, Mandaloun, Super Saver and Midnight Bourbon. $100 in wagers returned $1248.

Bob Baffert is amazing. Medina Spirit looked OK on paper, but I didn't bet the horse. I bet on Baffert. His supposed top 3 year old horses didn't make the Derby.

I've liked Mandaloun for a while and his trainer Brad Cox will probably win a Derby in the next few years. He also trains 4th place finisher Essential Quality who was the favorite.

BAFFOON IS A GD CHEAT!!! I tried to tell you guys on Derby Day!

Medina Spirt tests positive - Baffert suspended - MS will most likely be disqualified.

ANOTHER FUCKING SHITSHOW FOR RACING!

THANKS BAFFOON!!!

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And you had to make fun too!

This asshole Baffoon will finish off this sport no matter what.

Oh Boy here we go.


Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit fails drug test, prompting trainer's suspension

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