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Can not do my home covid test!

 
A Deplorable Neanderthal
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Can not do my home covid test!
Am returning to work next week after 4 months off.

They sent me these covid tests to do twice a week.


https://imgur.com/a/rwXvlqO


I’ve just tried and nearly vomited.

There’s no way in hell I can get the swab even close to my tonsils.

Plus they want me to then stick the same swab like half a mile up my nose.

Twice a week!!
damned

There’s got to be an easier way ...
#DefundTheBBC
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05/02/2021 11:53 AM
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
Anal swab! 5a
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05/02/2021 11:58 AM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


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05/02/2021 12:13 PM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


Hahaha ffs I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

The whole thing is nuts, weird plastic dishes the swab has to sit in for 30mins.

Just discovered there’s another weekly test I have to do and then post off the results

And they expect morons like me to be able to carry this out

What a shambles...
#DefundTheBBC
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05/02/2021 12:29 PM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
Anal swab! 5a
 Quoting: Pb-frizbee


5a

I’ll stick with the spitting on it though....
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05/02/2021 12:33 PM
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


Hahaha ffs I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

The whole thing is nuts, weird plastic dishes the swab has to sit in for 30mins.

Just discovered there’s another weekly test I have to do and then post off the results

And they expect morons like me to be able to carry this out

What a shambles...
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Some Neanderthal you are, that such a thing wouldn't even occur to you.

They have you real well programmed over there in England, don't they?
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05/02/2021 12:41 PM
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


Hahaha ffs I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

The whole thing is nuts, weird plastic dishes the swab has to sit in for 30mins.

Just discovered there’s another weekly test I have to do and then post off the results

And they expect morons like me to be able to carry this out

What a shambles...
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Don't even spit on it, dip it in some lemonade and see if it comes back positive.
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05/02/2021 12:49 PM
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


:fivestars4u:
 Quoting: BBQ BOY™


Better yet put it in an animals mouth, no dna from you duh
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05/02/2021 12:51 PM
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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
Anal swab! 5a
 Quoting: Pb-frizbee


Then stir your boss’s coffee with it
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05/02/2021 01:13 PM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


Hahaha ffs I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

The whole thing is nuts, weird plastic dishes the swab has to sit in for 30mins.

Just discovered there’s another weekly test I have to do and then post off the results

And they expect morons like me to be able to carry this out

What a shambles...
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Some Neanderthal you are, that such a thing wouldn't even occur to you.

They have you real well programmed over there in England, don't they?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79016167


Yep they do me.
Made the fatal error of absorbing MSM at the start of this covid shit show.

I’m deprogramming now lol...not watched the news for 3 months now.
#DefundTheBBC
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05/02/2021 01:15 PM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
just spit on the stick and say you put it there.

geez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73434710


Hahaha ffs I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

The whole thing is nuts, weird plastic dishes the swab has to sit in for 30mins.

Just discovered there’s another weekly test I have to do and then post off the results

And they expect morons like me to be able to carry this out

What a shambles...
 Quoting: A Deplorable Neanderthal


Don't even spit on it, dip it in some lemonade and see if it comes back positive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80306160


Haha I’ll try a different liquid each time.

But it’s still blown my mind.....surely I’m not the only one who can’t rub my tonsils for 10 seconds.
#DefundTheBBC
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05/02/2021 01:32 PM

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Re: Can not do my home covid test!
Anal swab! 5a
 Quoting: Pb-frizbee


Then stir your boss’s coffee with it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72827042


5a

Don’t tempt me.....
#DefundTheBBC





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