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BREAKING!!! DOOMSDAY SIGNS NOW OCCURING AS EUPHRATES RIVERS DIPS 5 METERS for FIRST TIME in ITS HISTORY!!!

 
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so when it shows no gold
that proves the koran is bs right
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Turkey.
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Going to be erased according to all prophesies. That whore angered many.
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Poor Erdogan.
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The Olivet Discourse. When Jesus said, "I come quickly", the word "quickly" translated from the Greek is "tachos". It's where we get our word "tachometer" from. It means to "speed up" or "rev up". In other words, Jesus was saying He will return when things seem to be "revving or speeding" up. His first coming fulfilled a slew of prophecies in an extremely short amount of time so the 2nd coming will be the same. When things are speeding up. Also, God said He would have to shorten the days lest there be no flesh to save... This is a side tidbit but did you know when there's a massive earthquake, it actually speeds up the rotation of the earth by a few milliseconds? Which literally shortens the day... Just something to think about.
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Where’s the mountain of gold?
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Right.

Maybe it's like the 72 virgins. Carrot Stick thing.
And the poor Muz soldiers are fooled by the leadership again.
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so when it shows no gold
that proves the koran is bs right
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Can't compare it to the Bible. Koran is a War book.
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Turkey.
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you are literally speaking out your ass. you know nothing. stop pretending to be some sort of bargain basement prophet.
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Bargain basement? You mean someone would buy that, if only at a bargain price? NOT ME.
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Abu Hurayra narrates:

The Messenger of Allah (pbuh) said,

"Doomsday will not strike before the Euphrates uncovers a mountain of gold. People will fight for it. Ninety-nine out of each one hundred will be killed. Every one of them will think, ‘I will probably win the fight.’" [Bukhari, Fitan 24; Muslim, Fitan 29, (2894); Abu Dawud, Malahim 13, (4313, 4314); Tirmidhi, Jannah 26, (2572, 2573)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80310042


The actual Word of the Living God says:

And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
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Both the Koran and Bible are Illuminati/Annunaki tales.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Oral tradition is a collection of the oldest stories, from near and far. It's not the origin that matters, it's the importance and virtue. Like the gold, frankincense, and myrrh weren't the gifts, it was the vessels, that carried the knowledge that was of more value.
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Climate change.
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lots of doom signs today, now wheres that pink heifer?
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lots of doom signs today, now wheres that pink heifer?
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It's a red heifer. And there was one born 3 years ago in Israel.

APOCALYPSE COW First ‘red heifer’ born in Israel for 2,000 years

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Some critters there---are waiting to be released.
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lots of doom signs today, now wheres that pink heifer?
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It's a red heifer. And there was one born 3 years ago in Israel.

APOCALYPSE COW First ‘red heifer’ born in Israel for 2,000 years

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There's a lot to the red heifer. I can't recall most of it off the top of my head. Very time constrained. Can't have any blemish & undergoes inspections every so often. Can't be sacrificed till it's a certain age. Must be born in Israel. Lot of specifics to it. Lot of perfect timing involved. Also some specs w/ the temple itself. Has to be purified which takes a certain amount of time. I really need to study their religion more so I have a better timeline of events.
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lots of doom signs today, now wheres that pink heifer?
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It's a red heifer. And there was one born 3 years ago in Israel.

APOCALYPSE COW First ‘red heifer’ born in Israel for 2,000 years

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That she is...That she is..
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lots of doom signs today, now wheres that pink heifer?
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It's a red heifer. And there was one born 3 years ago in Israel.

APOCALYPSE COW First ‘red heifer’ born in Israel for 2,000 years

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i guess pink is not so doomish a color
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Turkey.
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you are literally speaking out your ass. you know nothing. stop pretending to be some sort of bargain basement prophet.
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Read your Bible, tard.

Turkey and Euphrates ARE important to end times events.

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Turkey.
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you are literally speaking out your ass. you know nothing. stop pretending to be some sort of bargain basement prophet.
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Read your Bible, yard.

Turkey and Euphrates ARE important to end times events.
 Quoting: Deplorable NO MORE Michele B


i have. i especially liked the part where gollum found the ring.
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Turkey.
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you are literally speaking out your ass. you know nothing. stop pretending to be some sort of bargain basement prophet.
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow


Read your Bible, tard.

Turkey and Euphrates ARE important to end times events.
 Quoting: Deplorable NO MORE Michele B


bump
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Speaking of another Biblical prophecy of a river (the Nile) drying up and in the region also having conflict coupled with water sparsity.

Sudan warns Ethiopia over Renaissance Dam sovereignty - May 3

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Egypt looks to Kenya for Security Council support in Nile dam crisis

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All religions that demand worship are bullshit.
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Everyone has faith in something. For example, you believe you exist, but you can't prove it. You're religious. And you probably worship yourself.
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wake me up when it's dry

the gold thing won't happen

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you think nobody has ever scuba dived under the river looking for gold before?
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If that were true how can they build that nice concrete ramp All the way down to the level of the water.
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All religions that demand worship are bullshit.
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Everyone has faith in something. For example, you believe you exist, but you can't prove it. You're religious. And you probably worship yourself.
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Nice try in selectively choosing what you wanted to respond to out of everything that post said.. I believe in energy!!
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Turkey.
 Quoting: Agent 99


you are literally speaking out your ass. you know nothing. stop pretending to be some sort of bargain basement prophet.
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow


Read your Bible, yard.

Turkey and Euphrates ARE important to end times events.
 Quoting: Deplorable NO MORE Michele B


i have. i especially liked the part where gollum found the ring.
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1rof1 I missed that section. Must've been in Additions 3:16.
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Is that the one the indians poop and bathe in?
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Why yes, yes it is.
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so when it shows no gold
that proves the koran is bs right
 Quoting: ttown


All religions that demand worship are bullshit. They were invented to control a population with obedience.. This god,that god, your god, their god all the same and none real. Religion finds it's support from the weak minded and morally unguided.. BUT... Religion is beneficial to a lot of lives. With Religion people find purpose and use it's stories as a means to live and love. Some people cannot find faith in themselves so they place faith in a belief.. Not knocking but some of y'all are fucking religious fanatics who are borderline psychotics..

These will be the situations at hand when people get scared and grasp at their religion.

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Here you go clown
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Ha ha, there was another threat like this in 2009 and 2020..

Thread: Euphrates River Dried Up - Signs of Coming Armageddon!!





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