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Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced

 
Xeven

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Their marriage experienced a fatal exception error.
 Quoting: Turd Ferguson, Jr.


Blue Screen of Death!

5a
 Quoting: Revbo™


Kill the power to the marriage. Make sure the CPU fan isn't choked with dust. Reseat the DRAM. Reboot the marriage in safe mode. Perform clean shutdown. Restart marriage.
 Quoting: Turd Ferguson, Jr.


chuckle

Sounds like Bill is just ready to toss the busted old machine and replace it with a newer model.
 Quoting: Revbo™


Not sure why billionaire would ever be married.
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Physical security threat issues thus the contrived divorce. Interesting.
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I bet they've been sleeping in separate beds for at least the past 5 years.
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Melinda refused the vaxx
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Is he trying to end his marriage or marriage in general?
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My bet is that it’s a financial strategy. Separate their funds so (god willing) if he’s in trouble for anything, some of the money has already been split out. Ideally, the next phase of his life is in jail.
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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After the war maybe. Not with this tyranny now though. He could well be the next King.
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Seems like she wrote that on his twatter.

She signed it first at the bottom.
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Looks like she's the one who wants out. Can't imagine it would be him.
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She will end up with all the money so that when he goes to jail his money will be untouchable but still theirs.
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Seems one of them will be going down soon. Maybe Maxwell spilled the beans. That or Bill got tired of Melinda's schlong.
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https://imgur.com/tvW2v6L

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epiclolepiclol::epiclol:epiclol:
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is this some sort of code some sort go signal
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Blue Screen of Death!

5a
 Quoting: Revbo™


Kill the power to the marriage. Make sure the CPU fan isn't choked with dust. Reseat the DRAM. Reboot the marriage in safe mode. Perform clean shutdown. Restart marriage.
 Quoting: Turd Ferguson, Jr.


chuckle

Sounds like Bill is just ready to toss the busted old machine and replace it with a newer model.
 Quoting: Revbo™


Not sure why billionaire would ever be married.
 Quoting: Xeven


Good point. The very last thing in the world any billionaire needs is a wife. He should have divorced her a couple decades ago. Much cheaper.
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Melinda found God
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Gates decided he wanted some real pussy before he died.


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I thought his name was BELINDA as a child?
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Melinda found God

She will put an end to this insanity

Mark my words
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This sick bastard and his manly wife consider whether sick children are worth saving. Video from 2018, pre scamdemic.

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New windows 11 will be coming out soon to pay for it 5a
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Seems one of them will be going down soon. Maybe Maxwell spilled the beans. That or Bill got tired of Melinda's schlong.
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No one is going down. They are communist tyrants. Those running the entire world are the same. Bullets is the only cure and about a trillion of them.
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Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce, the couple announced Monday.

“After a great deal of thought and a lot of work on our relationship, we have made the decision to end our marriage,” the Microsoft co-founder tweeted Monday around 4:30 p.m. EST.

“We no longer believe we can grow together as a couple in this next phase of our lives.”
The billionaire philanthropists have been together for 27 years. [link to nypost.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80277684


Bullshit.

They hatched a scheme (like Bezos).

Don’t believe stories like this from compulsive liar billionaires. They do things with purpose and long planning that benefits their agendas.

Guarantee it’s a divorce on paper only.
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Maybe they just realized "the real cure" had as many flaws in the research as the fake cure.

Who wants to live with someone you hate when it's literally your last days on earth?
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream.
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05/03/2021 05:36 PM
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This thread needs more pie

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced
Bill dumped her for Caitlyn Jenner.
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Is he gonna try to find a real woman now?
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The next phase of their lives? Like clone sex? I’ve never referred to my marriage as phases. Sure there are phases but you see them looking back. Trying to anticipate whether you can proceed or not into the next phase? Wth? Weird.
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If my wife is a diked, I would plot to depopulate the world too!
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates announce they are getting divorced
They likely have been married merely for the public image of both parties for the last X years, and have finally arrived to the conclusion they don't need the facade any more. If I'm right with this assumption, and if all the "conspiracy theories" about Gates are correct, then this could be a somewhat worrying sign as he is close to achieving whatever he wants and doesn't feel the need for any kind of pretense in the public.

(No one is married to a man like Gates as long as his wife has and not know what he is involved with, so you can forget all theories about his wife suddenly finding out "the truth". They're both guilty as hell...)
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To be serious, not only do I not believe "Melinda" Gates is a woman.....I don't believe it's the original Melinda Gates.
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Bill will NEVER find another man like Melinda!!!
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Bhahaahaaa after all MELinda IS a man..baby!





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