How do you respond to a coworker who's first words upon greeting you are. "Are you vaccinated?"

I was asked this question by a coworker last week, so I took immediate control of the conversation with a simple "no" and then rapid fire questions...

"No... but, I can assume you and your family has. So... do you have your personal finances in order? Do you have a will? Are your bank accounts and retirement account beneficiary forms complete and up to date for you and your family? A recent study by Harvard medical and MIT proves that the mRNA can breach the cell nucleus, so there is a good chance of serious ans d drastic long-term health issues.. did you read that study? You did not? Why not?...."

By this time my coworker was eyeballing an exit door.

ask them which pharmaceutical medicines they are on and then ask them how many surgeries they have had and then ask which gene mutations they have then ask them for their 23 amd me results then ask them if they know about the mthfr gene mutation them ask them how many other vaccines they have had and then ask them if they are on birth control pills. good luck!

They will say, "Just read my Facebook page."

“I have no reason to be I just got over Covid two days ago **(cough into hand)**”

Last Edited by (LSDMTHC) on 05/03/2021 07:46 PM

why?

And file a formal HR complaint.

if you don't want to talk about the subject, as it might be too political for work, then you have every right to say an old fashioned line I haven't heard for years:

mind your own business

Say "is that code?" and wiggle your eyebrows.

Them. Hi are you vaccinated?

Me. Is it mandatory?

Them. Uh, uh, no.

Then a dead stair into space

I just simply say "fuck no" and go about my business.

Wow, It is such bullshit!!!! I'm so glad I don't have to deal with co workers right now, you have no idea. There is always that one or two at every job, always!!!!! It's never the work that makes me leave a job...always a Moran I can't stomach to see
Real talk

They are usually the favorites to because management loves a Rat.

" Do I look stupid?"

Oh, you had a vasectomy? That's nice.

And walk away...

I would say "None of your damn business what my medical history is. It is private matter. Besides the vaccine neither protects you from getting covid nor stops you from spreading it. It only supposedly lessens the symptoms so you can still catch covid from a fully vaccinated person so it doesn't matter whether I am vaccinated or not Mister or Misses Busybody."

Co-Worker: Did you get vaccine?

Me: Sure thing, bud. Both doses.

Co-Worker: I have my vaccine card. Where's your?

Me: Uh, I got the electronic edition. Yeah, these kids and the social media these days, you know.

Co-Worker: I haven't heard about the electronic edition.

Me: Yeah, it's a thing. Brand new, you know.

Co-Worker: okaaaay....

Us Aussies just punch em in the head.

Aussie tradition.

Nah bro I'm in the control group.

*looks at you strangely*

Yeah man the vaxed are in the trial group. Good luck

I tell them yes, I will have no issues with Parvo or Rabies now. Thank the lord.

"Hell, no. Anyone that would get the vaccine is an jibbering imbecile and not worth talking to."

or polio or tetanus

You weren't specific OP.

Almost Everyone has been vaccinated at least once in their life.

The answer is YES, of course.

Exactly! That's like asking someone who you voted for in the last election in order to judge them.

I would say "Go fuck yourself" but that's my normal response for most questions.

yep these vaxed cast sticky webs, nothing u can say really

Answer: Growing up we were taught only rude lower classes of people asked personal questions of others, and if you were caught asking about religious beliefs, politics, medical issues, how much someone weighs, when, where and what kind of sex etc, we were punished.

None of your business.

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