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TN_Dan
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Fuck FedEx
Lying gaslighting mother fuckers have pulled this shit for the last time.

I track over 20 shipments per day and never have a problem until one of these meth head mother fuckers is in charge of a delivery.

"Delivery attempted -Business was closed".

Bull shit!!!

That cocksucker never came within 5 miles of this address. I sat around all day waiting on the no good piece of shit.
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05/03/2021 09:18 PM
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Fuck all corps. They are not human and their only goal is to extract everything any sheep human has.
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05/03/2021 09:28 PM
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I tell anyone who will listen NOT to use FedEx.

They have kicked packages off their truck halfway up my driveway. They threw one on my lawn once.

Recently I have been ordering dog food from chewy. I leave my Bloodhound out in the yard on a dog run. EVERY FedEx driver carries that box (that is clearly dog food) and drop it right in front of a Bloodhound. They could put it anywhere on my driveway or on the porch she can't reach with her chain...nope. They set the box in front of her and she decimates it.

I am thinking of putting a sign in my driveway. "FedEx. Stop feeding my packages to my dog."

I hate FedEx.
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05/03/2021 09:31 PM
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OP you actually work?

Why?

Just collect COVID stimmies and gov't bennies.

Who in their right mind would work today?

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05/03/2021 09:34 PM
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FedEx sucks. UPS is where it's at!
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05/03/2021 09:38 PM
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Recently had 2 deliveries from FedEx.

They quote a delivery date and miss it both times. One missed by 5 days.

Their tracking sucks too, it's useless. Maybe you get more if you pay, but Amazon shows me where the driver is for free.
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05/03/2021 09:52 PM
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lmao
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05/03/2021 09:55 PM

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FedEx has been delivering my food from an online store in another state.

I have to claim a refund on damage items a lot lately.

You can tell they are throwing the package around.


I wish the company would use UPS.
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Good luck getting someone on the phone and talking to an actual person. UPS is the same. Thieves
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05/03/2021 09:56 PM

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My FedEx delivery gal is pretty hot.
Caught me sitting naked on the porch last summer.

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Re: Fuck FedEx
Lying gaslighting mother fuckers have pulled this shit for the last time.

I track over 20 shipments per day and never have a problem until one of these meth head mother fuckers is in charge of a delivery.

"Delivery attempted -Business was closed".

Bull shit!!!

That cocksucker never came within 5 miles of this address. I sat around all day waiting on the no good piece of shit.
 Quoting: TN_Dan


I have FedEx on video pulling up to our building and just driving off. The drivers are retarded. Our lobby is closed but there are "deliveries in back of building" signs all over.

Our UPS guy showed up one day after I left for lunch. He rang our Ring doorbell. When I got him on the app and told him I was across the way at the chinese food place, he drove over and delivered my parcel while I was in the drive thru.
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TN_Dan  (OP)

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05/03/2021 10:03 PM
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I'm glad to hear it isn't just me yet even more upset at their utter lack of customer service now.
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My FedEx delivery gal is pretty hot.
Caught me sitting naked on the porch last summer.

Dear Penthouse....
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


What'd she say when she saw it?
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My FedEx delivery gal is pretty hot.
Caught me sitting naked on the porch last summer.

Dear Penthouse....
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


What'd she say when she saw it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79124504


Not a thing, must happen all the time. While she was still in the truck I went in and put on some pants. I'm 90 years old so I don't think she cared, and apparently didn't say anything to her grandmother LOL.
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05/03/2021 10:25 PM
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USPS is just as bad.
TheEmptyChild

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05/03/2021 10:38 PM
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
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05/03/2021 10:53 PM
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


AFTER HAVING A PROBLEM WITH A DELIVERY ONE TIME, I ACTUALLY GOT TO SPEAK TO A LOCAL FED EXPRESS MANAGER. I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT COULD SAVE THE COMPANY POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASE THEIR EFFICIENCY MANY TIMES OVER.

HER RESPONSE: SOUNDS TOO JAPANESEE TO ME. HER ACTUAL WORDS.
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
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AFTER HAVING A PROBLEM WITH A DELIVERY ONE TIME, I ACTUALLY GOT TO SPEAK TO A LOCAL FED EXPRESS MANAGER. I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT COULD SAVE THE COMPANY POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASE THEIR EFFICIENCY MANY TIMES OVER.

HER RESPONSE: SOUNDS TOO JAPANESEE TO ME. HER ACTUAL WORDS.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810565


Did you tell her to commit seppuku?

lol
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05/03/2021 11:12 PM
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Fedex is the worse of the worse.....my work relies on part and materials delivered to my workshop, so I might get 10 packages a day....My Fedex driver is too lazy to ring a doorbell, despite a permanent sign on the door....

On the bright side, Fedex cause so many of my packages to be stolen that the local porch pirates leave my stuff alone now....they know all they are going to find in them is wire, metal stock, fasteners, and other shit that has no resale value....some pirates been nice enough to leave the packages after opening them....lol....
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


AFTER HAVING A PROBLEM WITH A DELIVERY ONE TIME, I ACTUALLY GOT TO SPEAK TO A LOCAL FED EXPRESS MANAGER. I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT COULD SAVE THE COMPANY POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASE THEIR EFFICIENCY MANY TIMES OVER.

HER RESPONSE: SOUNDS TOO JAPANESEE TO ME. HER ACTUAL WORDS.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810565


Hahaha! I actually tried to track down someone at the local FedEx hub and tell them how they could improve...and yes, save tons of money. Now I know it was probably a good think I didn't. Japanese? I don't even know how an idea sounds Japanese....
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


AFTER HAVING A PROBLEM WITH A DELIVERY ONE TIME, I ACTUALLY GOT TO SPEAK TO A LOCAL FED EXPRESS MANAGER. I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT COULD SAVE THE COMPANY POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASE THEIR EFFICIENCY MANY TIMES OVER.

HER RESPONSE: SOUNDS TOO JAPANESEE TO ME. HER ACTUAL WORDS.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810565


Hahaha! I actually tried to track down someone at the local FedEx hub and tell them how they could improve...and yes, save tons of money. Now I know it was probably a good think I didn't. Japanese? I don't even know how an idea sounds Japanese....
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


The Japanese business model for operating companies the most efficiently.,has been around for many years.
And the fed ex manager's stress to me that the idea sounded too Japaneeze with a stress on the eze....was purposeful.

I am not Japanese but since when is operating a company more efficiently a bad thing???
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05/03/2021 11:59 PM
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I'm glad to hear it isn't just me yet even more upset at their utter lack of customer service now.
 Quoting: TN_Dan


Didn't appear to happen to me over a year ago. This past year though, says it will come sunday and then as soon as saturday night comes...it moves the goal post to monday or tuesday delivery. Did this twice and of course their business wasn't delivering on sundays.
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05/04/2021 12:08 AM

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I work with FedEx. I can tell you their standards are well below UPS. It's been so hard to hire lately that they are taking just about anyone with a clean driving record and that can pass a drug test. Standard starting wage is $12-18/hr, UPS is double that in this area (upper midwest). Some of their trucks shouldn't even be on the road - Broken frames, etc. Many of their "backup" vehicle's are just scary. I'm sure that's not everywhere but some carriers just cut the corners and cross the fingers.
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Everyone is using covid as an excuse to suck at doing their job well.
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


AFTER HAVING A PROBLEM WITH A DELIVERY ONE TIME, I ACTUALLY GOT TO SPEAK TO A LOCAL FED EXPRESS MANAGER. I MADE A SUGGESTION THAT COULD SAVE THE COMPANY POTENTIALLY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND INCREASE THEIR EFFICIENCY MANY TIMES OVER.

HER RESPONSE: SOUNDS TOO JAPANESEE TO ME. HER ACTUAL WORDS.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810565


Hahaha! I actually tried to track down someone at the local FedEx hub and tell them how they could improve...and yes, save tons of money. Now I know it was probably a good think I didn't. Japanese? I don't even know how an idea sounds Japanese....
 Quoting: TheEmptyChild


The Japanese business model for operating companies the most efficiently.,has been around for many years.
And the fed ex manager's stress to me that the idea sounded too Japaneeze with a stress on the eze....was purposeful.

I am not Japanese but since when is operating a company more efficiently a bad thing???

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79810565


I agree. I have been trying to figure out for some time now why companies just don't seem to care. I know work ethic has taken a dive in the last couple decades but it almost seems like people want to make the company turn into a pile of shit.
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05/04/2021 01:24 AM
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They did the same to my super important package like three months ago...plus no more refunds or guarantees anymore...I paid for overnight shipping more than once and it got here five days late..no refund...I worked for them as a package handler recently...thought it would be a good, secure job...it was a nightmare. I was treated like a dog ...was expected to somehow use broken scanners that didn't work...in the meantime the huge packages and boxes flew down the conveyer belts and hit me while piling up bevause my scanner wouldn't work...that's what a white/ native gal gets but the black girls were sitting and sorting the small stuff ,half the time not working at all...nobody will fire them...they are black. At the orientation about two months ago I knew right away it was fucked up when the slideshow / video kept saying how proud they were to be of different races...showed pnky blacks, Mexicans , Asians. Wtf that company is totally fucked. I went home at night covered in bruises and could hardly walk...then we hardest workers get bitched at for mistakes when their fucking goddamn equipment is broke ..it wasn't our fault. One night I said fuck this and walked out. I wanted to be a driver but they said I had to have work driving expierence...even though I have a 32 year perfect driving record...fuck them
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FedEx was the company that had a driver totally ignore an old man that had fallen and needed help.No 911, no nothing , just walked away and left him on the ground.
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FedEx has been delivering my food from an online store in another state.

I have to claim a refund on damage items a lot lately.

You can tell they are throwing the package around.


I wish the company would use UPS.
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Fuck yeah...seen tvs thrown all over, fragile ones too...I was a package handler , was a nightmare from hell.
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Fedex always has got my larger packages delivered quickly and for cheaper using ebay

ups and usps do ok too

i guess it depends on the area
TN_Dan  (OP)

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05/05/2021 06:11 PM
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I work with FedEx. I can tell you their standards are well below UPS. It's been so hard to hire lately that they are taking just about anyone with a clean driving record and that can pass a drug test. Standard starting wage is $12-18/hr, UPS is double that in this area (upper midwest). Some of their trucks shouldn't even be on the road - Broken frames, etc. Many of their "backup" vehicle's are just scary. I'm sure that's not everywhere but some carriers just cut the corners and cross the fingers.
 Quoting: FarMore



They're using rental trucks here.

Nothing like a u-haul with a guy who looks like a murderer wearing a fed-ex hat (no uniform) pulling up your driveway after the sun goes down.
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I work with FedEx. I can tell you their standards are well below UPS. It's been so hard to hire lately that they are taking just about anyone with a clean driving record and that can pass a drug test. Standard starting wage is $12-18/hr, UPS is double that in this area (upper midwest). Some of their trucks shouldn't even be on the road - Broken frames, etc. Many of their "backup" vehicle's are just scary. I'm sure that's not everywhere but some carriers just cut the corners and cross the fingers.
 Quoting: FarMore



They're using rental trucks here.

Nothing like a u-haul with a guy who looks like a murderer wearing a fed-ex hat (no uniform) pulling up your driveway after the sun goes down.
 Quoting: TN_Dan


Same here! Very unsettling.





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