I pay cash for everything (except houses
and cars - checks)
I RARELY get in line ANYWHERE and see people
doing likewise.

They either pay with plastic, or wait until
they are rung up, and then their feeble, shaky
hands reach inside their pocketbooks, pull out
a checkbook and proceed to write a check in
SLOW-MOTION.

I have asked cashiers how many people pay with
cash, and the answer's always the same:
"NOT MANY".