A person has to have some sort of mental issue to cover themselves in tattoos. I have noticed their goal is attention, which is why most wear clothing to display them in public. It is also a fine way to eliminate yourself from a professional career, especially if they are visible when wearing a suit. Why a person would deliberately lower their chances at success is something for the mentally ill in question to explain. I am sure it will be a response littered with insults and insanity.

My favorite was a co-worked who called me into her office and asked me how my weekend was. Then she told me she got a tattoo. I said, okay? Without asking she lifted her shirt up and pulled her waistband a little and there it was:

"It's not going to eat itself"

Classy! I shook my head and said to the mother of 4, "Your kids are going to love that!" And she laughed as I walked out.