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I am an Environmental Protection Specialist at NOAA. Want to know the truth about National Parks?

 
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I am an Environmental Protection Specialist at NOAA. Want to know the truth about National Parks?
On August 25th, 1916, Woodrow Wilson signed National Parks into existence, creating the National Park Service. Under the guise of "wilderness preservation" more and more land in America was quarantined, and deemed a protected area.

Most of these lands were previously inhabited by, or utilized by Natives of the respective areas. The Natives had tales of fantastic creatures, and technologies, that seemed to coalesce in these areas where the National Parks were designated... Tales of small humanoids, large hairy humanoids with the ability to appear/disappear, humanoid insects, and more...

Novels could be written about what's really going on inside National Park boundaries, but I'll try to keep this no longer than necessary. Simply put, National Parks are a hunting/research grounds, with humans being the subject. The Natives discovered, and documented these phenomena long before anyone else in recorded history. They warned us, and we brushed it off as cultural myths.

Before National Parks were conceived, we very quickly learned for ourselves the nature of these areas. Our own military, and others that had reasons to be in these areas started reporting the strangeness in such severity, that the President had to take action. They did tons of research for years, and concluded that these areas are home to as yet understood "unnatural phenomena."

Not really being able to do anything about whatever was happening in these areas, and likewise not being able to stop people from entering them, they found a compromise. Designate them as wildlife reserves, and protected parks. This way, the average citizen will be heavily discouraged from venturing into these "dangerous" areas. If they couldn't stop people from entering altogether, they could at least minimize that number.

Yes, they were aware people were being abducted by "something". Yes, they were aware of the sightings of small humanoids. Yes, they were aware of the reports of giant, humanoid praying mantises. Yes, they were aware of reported sightings of living, breathing dinosaurs. They covered it up, and made sure to discredit any strange explanations, so that Park Rangers, and other closely related employees continue to brush it off. As far as the Rangers are concerned, anyone that's gone missing is either murdered, eaten by animals, or succumbed to the elements.

The few details I know besides the information given;

-There is a mix of phenomena occupying these areas. Some of it is extraterrestrial, some of it is interdimensional, some of it is unknown.

-The US government has surveillance, and data collection equipment setup in every National Park. It is hidden by methods I am not familiar with. They have photo, and video evidence of many of these phenomena occurring. I've personally seen one video. (more on that at the end)

-We can't stop, or control the events. Setting up wilderness parks was basically the only thing we could do to discourage as many visitors as possible.

-From what I've heard from a few colleagues, US Presidents are not briefed on this topic.

-Some of the phenomena found on land, has also been recorded by us (NOAA), in the oceans.

Regarding the video I was shown; It was taken from about 20' off the ground. It was nighttime, and the video appeared to be taken using a thermal imaging camera. In the video, you see a heavily forested away, far from any official trails, and obviously where no people should be. A heat signature suddenly appears in a clearing, yes, appears right from thin air. As I watched, the heat signature morphed into a perfect sphere, and behind to move across the screen. It was about 5' off the ground. Just a perfect ball of apparently hot "something" floating around in the forest on a clear night.

Now, here's where my socks were blown off. The person showing me the video stopped playback, clicked around on a few different options, and the video started again. This time however, the previously spherical ball of "energy" was very distinctly a large, bipedal humanoid shape. I told the person I didn't understand what I was seeing, and they explained that whatever this creature is, it resides in a dimension adjacent to ours. It can "pop in and out" as it pleases, they said.

They then went on to divulge how often when people go missing in parks, it's due to one of these creatures, and that they have nasty tricks that allow them to capture people rather easily.

Some of the methods used:

They can mimic any animal sound, or human voice. How they achieve this is not understood. Many people that have gone missing, but lived to tell their story often report hearing voices of loved ones, members of their party that are right next to them, but their voice is coming from another location, sounds of animals seeming to morph into human speech.

The have some kind of cloaking technology. Many witnesses report seeing the outline of an invisible bipedal creature running, or walking through forested areas. Some also claim to have seen disembodied arms reach out of nowhere and try to grab them. We believe these creatures are cloaking themselves, then waiting for humans to get close enough to grab, and pull them into some kind of gateway to "elsewhere".

These creatures are reported to be very intelligent, definitely not some kind of wild animal. They have also been seen with the small humanoids I mentioned earlier. It's not known what the relationship is between the two creatures.

This is a massive, ongoing cover-up. And it's not just certain areas of wilderness in free US, these anomalous areas are scattered all over the world.
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On August 25th, 1916, Woodrow Wilson signed National Parks into existence, creating the National Park Service. Under the guise of "wilderness preservation" more and more land in America was quarantined, and deemed a protected area.

Most of these lands were previously inhabited by, or utilized by Natives of the respective areas. The Natives had tales of fantastic creatures, and technologies, that seemed to coalesce in these areas where the National Parks were designated... Tales of small humanoids, large hairy humanoids with the ability to appear/disappear, humanoid insects, and more...

Novels could be written about what's really going on inside National Park boundaries, but I'll try to keep this no longer than necessary. Simply put, National Parks are a hunting/research grounds, with humans being the subject. The Natives discovered, and documented these phenomena long before anyone else in recorded history. They warned us, and we brushed it off as cultural myths.

Before National Parks were conceived, we very quickly learned for ourselves the nature of these areas. Our own military, and others that had reasons to be in these areas started reporting the strangeness in such severity, that the President had to take action. They did tons of research for years, and concluded that these areas are home to as yet understood "unnatural phenomena."

Not really being able to do anything about whatever was happening in these areas, and likewise not being able to stop people from entering them, they found a compromise. Designate them as wildlife reserves, and protected parks. This way, the average citizen will be heavily discouraged from venturing into these "dangerous" areas. If they couldn't stop people from entering altogether, they could at least minimize that number.

Yes, they were aware people were being abducted by "something". Yes, they were aware of the sightings of small humanoids. Yes, they were aware of the reports of giant, humanoid praying mantises. Yes, they were aware of reported sightings of living, breathing dinosaurs. They covered it up, and made sure to discredit any strange explanations, so that Park Rangers, and other closely related employees continue to brush it off. As far as the Rangers are concerned, anyone that's gone missing is either murdered, eaten by animals, or succumbed to the elements.

The few details I know besides the information given;

-There is a mix of phenomena occupying these areas. Some of it is extraterrestrial, some of it is interdimensional, some of it is unknown.

-The US government has surveillance, and data collection equipment setup in every National Park. It is hidden by methods I am not familiar with. They have photo, and video evidence of many of these phenomena occurring. I've personally seen one video. (more on that at the end)

-We can't stop, or control the events. Setting up wilderness parks was basically the only thing we could do to discourage as many visitors as possible.

-From what I've heard from a few colleagues, US Presidents are not briefed on this topic.

-Some of the phenomena found on land, has also been recorded by us (NOAA), in the oceans.

Regarding the video I was shown; It was taken from about 20' off the ground. It was nighttime, and the video appeared to be taken using a thermal imaging camera. In the video, you see a heavily forested away, far from any official trails, and obviously where no people should be. A heat signature suddenly appears in a clearing, yes, appears right from thin air. As I watched, the heat signature morphed into a perfect sphere, and behind to move across the screen. It was about 5' off the ground. Just a perfect ball of apparently hot "something" floating around in the forest on a clear night.

Now, here's where my socks were blown off. The person showing me the video stopped playback, clicked around on a few different options, and the video started again. This time however, the previously spherical ball of "energy" was very distinctly a large, bipedal humanoid shape. I told the person I didn't understand what I was seeing, and they explained that whatever this creature is, it resides in a dimension adjacent to ours. It can "pop in and out" as it pleases, they said.

They then went on to divulge how often when people go missing in parks, it's due to one of these creatures, and that they have nasty tricks that allow them to capture people rather easily.

Some of the methods used:

They can mimic any animal sound, or human voice. How they achieve this is not understood. Many people that have gone missing, but lived to tell their story often report hearing voices of loved ones, members of their party that are right next to them, but their voice is coming from another location, sounds of animals seeming to morph into human speech.

The have some kind of cloaking technology. Many witnesses report seeing the outline of an invisible bipedal creature running, or walking through forested areas. Some also claim to have seen disembodied arms reach out of nowhere and try to grab them. We believe these creatures are cloaking themselves, then waiting for humans to get close enough to grab, and pull them into some kind of gateway to "elsewhere".

These creatures are reported to be very intelligent, definitely not some kind of wild animal. They have also been seen with the small humanoids I mentioned earlier. It's not known what the relationship is between the two creatures.

This is a massive, ongoing cover-up. And it's not just certain areas of wilderness in free US, these anomalous areas are scattered all over the world.
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Is there a video of these creatures?
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Yeah what ever you're smoking I think it's time to pass it...
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hf Tak you for your informative post (OP)!peacestoner
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OP please tell us more!
No need to be brief.
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Where I live I am surrounded by Nat'l forest.

I'll keep my eyes open.
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The stairs in the woods.

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This sounds partly true based on what I know. What is obvious is that there is something happening in our national parks.
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Interesting read, OP.

This squelches my plans for building a cool off grid van with which I can tour the national parks.
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Interesting and plausible OP!
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Now we are glping. 5 stars!
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Yeah what ever you're smoking I think it's time to pass it...
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stop it, not the first thread about strange goings-on in national parks, not by a long shot.
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just take a look here....

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Hi, Why are you sharing this now? Thank you
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PAUL!

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Which would be a great watch to add a little laughter to this weekend. Thanks for the post, OP. This is old school GLP.
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I'm sure they have cameras hidden all over national parks.
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any feedback on this OP
Thread: I know someone that works for NOAA. The disclosure rumors are 100% true, and the species in question is aquatic.





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