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The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! THANK YOU TO ALL THE GLP MOM'S AND GRANDMOM'S ON THIS YOUR "SPECIAL DAY." The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/09/2021 12:11 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80344959 United States 05/09/2021 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Edited 5-09-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie Time for this year's Mother's Day CAPTION CONTEST. Have fun with 5 possible reflections on your PERSONAL "TAKE-AWAY" for past and current Mother's Day celebrations. Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have some giggles to lighten the load with some great captions. You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your caption entry. But...just have fun with it! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THIS INTRO PARAGRAPH 11:00 P.M. EST TONIGHT (5-09-2021) with GREEN KARMA PRIZES to runners-up! "Special Mention" for A.C.s who do not have a blue name. (Remember I can't upgrade A.C.'s.) END EDITS "Postitives"...or "Negatives" on a mother's day. Here is our chance to look at 5 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "take" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY." Winning captions will receive 1 of 3 FREE full one-month-upgrades. Your caption can be a funny line, a personal story or a philosophical "take" on this ONE DAY of the year Americans reflect and celebrate (or not) the institution of motherhood. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry) If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a "group THINK!") Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders this year! 5 IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!) PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. :SlipperySlipONS: "Warm fuzzy Slippers"#1 :KittyTABLE: "...At the kiddy table"#2 :BigFreudWABBIT: "...Ma sent me to Freud"#3 :BIGpugSEAL: "...She's my SISTER?"#4 :PSYCHOtat: "...Live with my Mum to understand her!"#5 GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2021. The Oracle's Cookie #1 “WARM FUZZY SLIPPERS” “Doctor, those hormone pills you gave me? Well....” |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Thanks VeryInteresting! The old "fuzzy foot" hormone reaction, aye? lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! ...just add colons : before and after the words as you see them below: SlipperySlipONS "Warm fuzzy Slippers"#1 KittyTABLE "...At the kiddy table"#2 BigFreudWABBIT "...Ma sent me to Freud"#3 BIGpugSEAL "...She's my SISTER?"#4 PSYCHOtat "...Live with my Mum to understand her!"#5 Helps us to see the pictures as well as the title #'s. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! KittyTABLE "...At the kiddy table"#2 My Caption idea: "So...Bobby...your report to mom on the Davinci Equinox Code didn't earn you a seat at the BIG TABLE, huh?...Always trying to be her "little genius, aren't ya. Sorry they laughed at you." ...We're talking about video games dummy." The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/09/2021 12:25 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Yeah...Problem with DNA right there. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
R.Grossman
User ID: 78278597 United States 05/09/2021 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! 2. Kid in green shirt: "Friends, I was naturally dismayed to see that mommy got the Aldi's apple juice instead of Whole Foods... but she was in a rush because of the Carvel cake - ahem, I mean she was in a rush because there was a lot of traffics." Girl in pink: "Tell us more this 'cake' thou let slide, and shareth with thine counterparts." 3. "Mommy rabbit isn't going to sit right here at the window the whole entire time, is she, Dr. Fraud? 4. "SOMEONE PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK!!!!" 5. "Mum was mad I interupted her Hitchcock marathon to ask if Suzie Q could come over tonight since last night mum said no... but she only said she would let me have a girlfriend over in my room with the door closed on the day that Alfred Hitchcock appeared on my arm.... well here we are..." |
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DERAIL
User ID: 80243720 United States 05/09/2021 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! ok guys... I know these leftwing nut jobs are talking about vaccinating us. https://imgur.com/XOQevE3 Last Edited by DERAIL on 05/09/2021 01:17 PM / |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77326624 Canada 05/09/2021 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! "Warm fuzzy slippers"#1 Cap: Laundry today or get naked tomorrow "...At the kiddy table"#2 Cap: Thou shall not try me. MOM 24:7 She's my Stepsister #4 Cap: Both made with love But I am more awesome. "...Live with my Mum to understand her!"#5 Cap: I usually make a pour decision |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 05/09/2021 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! I don't trust that Jim guy. He said it's just Kool-aid. Last Edited by Trained Noticer on 05/09/2021 01:25 PM For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2021 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Hey Sis, Jenny Craig called they want a couple of siblings to be spokes person moms for their new campaign this year. Wat ya say? - Ya in? . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 05/09/2021 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Superstitious, Rabbit? You didn't really need that left foot, did ya? For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 05/09/2021 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Edited 5-09-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie :SlipperySlipONS: "Warm fuzzy Slippers"#1 Have a great Mothers Day 2021. The Oracle's Cookie #1 “WARM FUZZY SLIPPERS” “Doctor, those hormone pills you gave me? Well....” . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
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Wharf Rat
User ID: 79386534 United States 05/09/2021 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. Hey, The Oracle's Cookie! I was just thinking about you the other day, how you do things the way my father always told me to: you prepare for the worst, but make the best of the present. By that I mean great thanks for your continued efforts to educate/warn us of the pending solar micro-nova, which in following the timetables should happen within most of our lifetimes. You are doing a great job with the info and analysis, and I can't thank you enough for opening some of our eyes, and giving us a head start to prepare ourselves. The time you take to do that shall not go unrecognized. However I also want to publicly acknowledge your generosity and positive contributions to the "here and now", and these caption contests you hold on a many-times-a-year basis. This kind of thing really makes me smile, and I think it's a great contribution to this site and its members. So on behalf of so many here, we thank you sincerely! And now, allow me to throw my hat into the ring. These are my submissions: _________________________________________________ :SlipperySlipONS: "Mom: You know honey, your brothers just use their hands..."#1 "I keep having this strange dream, Doc: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbit walk into a bar...#3 "Wilford Brimley: I inherited my diabeetus... from my mother"#4 :PSYCHOtat: "A mother's love is like a bad motel: Once you check in, you never check out"#5 Thanks again, TOC! Best wishes to you and your family ~Wharf Rat Last Edited by Wharf Rat on 05/09/2021 01:52 PM ~Wharf Rat |
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(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! cloudy fairy won't let me play Quoting: Red John never ending "one more step" lemme try one at a time :SlipperySlipONS: I had an accident with the hair dye now the carpet matches the drapes and the slippers Hey Red John! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE GREAT IDEAS? Love your BRIAN!! Thanks--really cute! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Wharf Rat
User ID: 79386534 United States 05/09/2021 01:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! cloudy fairy won't let me play Quoting: Red John never ending "one more step" lemme try one at a time :SlipperySlipONS: I had an accident with the hair dye now the carpet matches the drapes and the slippers Hey Red John! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE GREAT IDEAS? Love your BRIAN!! Thanks--really cute! The Oracle's Cookie That's because Red John is a total beast when it comes to memes. My holy trinity of GLP meme posters is Red John, LittleMe and Moses from LA. Those three have memes for everything, and it impresses the heck out of me how adept they are. So I'm not surprised to see Red John on this thread, holding down the fort. This is why threads like these are so much fun! Thanks again very much, TOC! Last Edited by Wharf Rat on 05/09/2021 01:49 PM ~Wharf Rat |
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The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. Hey, The Oracle's Cookie! I was just thinking about you the other day, how you do things the way my father always told me to: you prepare for the worst, but make the best of the present. By that I mean great thanks for your continued efforts to educate/warn us of the pending solar nova, which in following the timetables should happen within most of our lifetimes. You are doing a great job with the info and analysis, and I can't thank you enough for opening some of our eyes, and giving us a head start to prepare ourselves. The time you take to do that shall not go unrecognized. However I also want to publicly acknowledge your generosity and positive contributions to the "here and now", and these caption contests you hold on a many-times-a-year basis. This kind of thing really makes me smile, and I think it's a great contribution to this site and its members. So on behalf of so many here, we thank you sincerely! And now, allow me to throw my hat into the ring. These are my submissions: _________________________________________________ :SlipperySlipONS: "Mom: You know honey, your brothers just use their hands..."#1 "I keep having this strange dream, Doc: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbit walk into a bar...#3 "Wilford Brimley: I inherited my diabeetus... from my mother"#4 :PSYCHOtat: "A mother's love is like a bad motel: Once you check in, you never check out"#5 Thanks again, TOC! Best wishes to you and your family ~Wharf Rat I am humbled by your post, WharfRat...Thank you so much. Sometimes we can feel like a "fart in the wind" (seriously!) with your efforts to get the word out...vax's...micro nova ...warnings from the great artists of the past... and we need the warm fuzzies to ground our efforts. LOVE YOUR CAPTIONS! You are such a good buddy! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! lol! "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Wharf Rat
User ID: 79386534 United States 05/09/2021 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! Dear OP, You are more than welcome. In fact, you are deeply appreciated. It is a pleasure and an honor for me to be one of your GLP buddies :) *And yes, I meant to write 'micro-nova', as you amended correctly. ~Wharf Rat |
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(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 05/09/2021 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN! boy in striped shirt: your apple juice looks funny girl in the foreground: that's because it's apricot brandy, don't tell mum lol! This actually happened one Mother's Day at our kiddy table! My cuzin brought a friggin' flask I think he was 12! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |