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ANNUAL GLP "Mother's Day Caption Contest!" FUN Images that "say it all..." 4 full 1-month upgrades OPEN!

 
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I don't know, doc. It all started with this
thread from O's Cookie...

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I don't know, doc. It all started with this
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this 2

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I don't know, doc. It all started with this
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 Quoting: Trained Noticer


lol!!

I don't know WHY I love this picture...I know I
have used this one in earlier caption contests...but
seemed like it as "speaking to me" for Mother's Day.
(Maybe because I've seen so many movies where mom's
are blamed for someone going "mental.")

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Here's one:

:SlipperySlipONs:

Many people do not realize that the inspiration for
Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote: "Walk softly...but
carry a big stick"...was his wife's slippers and her
habbit of smacking him with her rolling pin when he
refused to take out the garbage.

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This home brew we've swapped for the orange juice is really going to make Grandmas 100th birthday party interesting, especially when we tell all them adults, Grandma gave us a bottle of her special orange juice.

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"Warm fuzzy Slippers"#1

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I love to recycle, what do you think of my slippers I made out of the left over ceiling insulation?

OR:

I know, don't wear them anywhere near the rabbit, He'll get all confused seeing his ancestors recycled.

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Here's one:


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Mary was flattered when her son announced he planned
a new tattoo with "her in mind."

She imagined her name surrounded by flowers on his strong arm
...everyone would remember her.

Sadly..She was horrified by his ultimate choice!


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I love to recycle, what do you think of my slippers I made out of the left over ceiling insulation?

OR:

I know, don't wear them anywhere near the rabbit, He'll get all confused seeing his ancestors recycled.
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


Hey Pixie! Cute ideas. That ceiling insulation is a riot!

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Oh! I have one, too!

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Doctors were shocked as they witnessed this new
mutation of "COVID-TOE."


(EEEWWWWW....)

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Oh Noozzze! I lost our pin!...Gotta cough up another one
since there's still another hour plus for the CONTEST!

I'm thinking I will keep THE CONTEST OPEN THRU MIDNIGHT.

We've had a mild turn-out this time--AN EXTRA HOUR MAY
GIVE FOLKS A CHANCE TO WIN!

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found an old 70s toilet seat, tank and lid cover
at a garage sale

turned em into slippers

what do ya think of em?

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found an old 70s toilet seat, tank and lid cover
at a garage sale

turned em into slippers

what do ya think of em?
 Quoting: Red John


EWWWW!!!

lmao

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Pssshh... She looks nothing like me. I'm WAY cuter.... Right?
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30 MINUTES TO GO...AND COUNTING!

Mother's Day Caption Contest will be closing in
another 1/2 hour.

Please post your names for favorite captions you have
seen--or ADD ANOTHER CAPTION.

I'll be tallying up the votes and my choices to
be announcing our 4 winners by MIDNIGHT 5-09-2021!!

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Pssshh... She looks nothing like me. I'm WAY cuter.... Right?
 Quoting: EllenRipley


RIGHT! WAY WAY CUTER!

I'll have your winner picked out to upgrade in a few
minutes. I'll Private PM you, o.k.?

Thanks for helping out!

Happy Mom's Day!!

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EllenRigby has her WINNER...

drum roll...WINNER NUMBER 1 IS: "RED JOHN"

Red John has multiple entries==all very fun! Good job
Red John! EllenRigby will be upgrading your account.

page 1 entry:



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I had an accident with the hair dye
now the carpet matches the drapes and the slippers!

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Pssshh... She looks nothing like me. I'm WAY cuter.... Right?
 Quoting: EllenRipley


RIGHT! WAY WAY CUTER!

I'll have your winner picked out to upgrade in a few
minutes. I'll Private PM you, o.k.?

Thanks for helping out!

Happy Mom's Day!!

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My pleasure!
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Happy Mother day Mom





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Mama got a little souvenir from that weekend in malibu.

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EllenRigby has her WINNER...

drum roll...WINNER NUMBER 1 IS: "RED JOHN"

Red John has multiple entries==all very fun! Good job
Red John! EllenRigby will be upgrading your account.

page 1 entry:



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I had an accident with the hair dye
now the carpet matches the drapes and the slippers!

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Done! Congrats Red John! hf
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In about 20 minutes, we won't care anyway.

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We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
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#2–Kiddie Table—
The adults can “talk” all they want, but they never listen.
Growing up is over-rated and tables are for turning.

#3–Ma sent me to Freud—
Freud told me to go ask Alice.
I’m not going down any more rabbit holes, unless it’s with Jessica.
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In about 20 minutes, we won't care anyway.
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lmao

Good ones! Just under the wire...but you MADE IT!

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Genuine WhoFur.
We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
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10 MINUTES...

DRUM ROLL...10 MINUTES TO GET YOUR CAPTIONS IN!!

Great job everyone!!

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Genuine WhoFur.
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lmao
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“You can't protect the public by lying to them.”
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EllenRigby has her WINNER...

drum roll...WINNER NUMBER 1 IS: "RED JOHN"

Red John has multiple entries==all very fun! Good job
Red John! EllenRigby will be upgrading your account.

page 1 entry:



:SlipperySlipONS:
I had an accident with the hair dye
now the carpet matches the drapes and the slippers!

cheers
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Done! Congrats Red John! hf
 Quoting: EllenRipley


woo hoo

thankyou2





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