Elon Musk twitter today: "Do you want Tesla to accept DOGE?"

I'm only fucking with DOGE. Not it's imitator..."shiba".

I don't want to mess with the fake shit. Nah bruh.

You can't even purchase it on Blockfolio or Voyager because Shib isn't legitimate.

Perfect! I've been saving mine.

Shib is the only investment worth making. Gwt rich while you can.

lols

i would never buy a tesla with any currency..

but i will take literal free money off the cryptosphere...
thankyou very much..

not quite.

the government has guns, tesla does not.

your food stamps are more likely to be honored if the redeemer can be blasted into kingdom come.


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Musk is asking a question. People stupid enough to buy Doge to wait for an answer are truly idiots.

I could bop my neighbor over the head,
forge his signature on his house title
and make $500K, too.

But there's something called honesty.

If you want to be a looter like Elon, go for ahead,
but don't be suprised when your head gets chopped off
by an angry mob.

hey, no hard feelings, dude.

here's $60K to make everything right.

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the legit way.... of "mining" "coins" that do not exist and then pumping up prices

sooo legit

musk is an ego maniac business man not a genius

if he was a genius he would stop the production line in his factories to do normal upkeep and safety maintenance on the machine his workrs need to safely use

but he does not do that

he does not allow production to stop, he prefers profit over the safety of his people and machines

that is not the signs of a genius

that is indicative of a greedy businessman, surrounded by yes men, who let a tyrant do whatever they want

oh and fun fact, elon does not like the color yellow so he made them change all the yellow safety markings in his factories to gray like the floor color...what a brilliant genius!

What??? Most people who KNOW what he's planning already KNOW to have some DOGE.

The only idiots will be the ones who didn't get in the game.

Um how do you think they were getting Bitcoins back in 2013 and 2014?????

They mined them off their personal computers and they still do it today.

Ooops you're the dummy now.

Elon is one of them as he like most billionaires in our world come from nowhere as they guide us nowhere.

"They" are liars and we continue to believe the lie.

Shib is fake DOGE. It's not going to revalue. Sorry.

If you missed getting DOGE when it was less than a penny a month ago, YOUR BAD. You think that kind of luck is gonna happen again with Shib the fake imitator???? Nah son. You're trippin.

It's DOGE or nothing.

oh they "mined" them did they

did they have pick axes and explosives and blow a hole in the gorund and lose lives setting up the mine?

or did soem computer person amke up some puzzle tha is hard so people can't "mine" all the fake "coins"

Oooops you'r the dummy now who thinks people can mine on a computer

lemme guess you haven't had your hands in actual dirt or soil the majority of your life

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yeah and how is that gamestop stock doing now too?

nothing like morons investing based off internet memes and larps

make your money on doge and get the fuck out... the same fate as gamestop is where doge is headed

I hope Securities and Exchange Commission nails Musk

He is the biggest pump and dump player right now what he is doing is not right but the big players get ignored

everyone starts from nowhere

unless you are a celebrity's kid, most successful people come from nowhere

dolly parton grew up in a shed in the woods... was she controlled and brought up?

I don't understand how what he is doing is not an SEC crime

pumping up his base to drive up stock prices

nobody would attach themself to something like this unless they are a huge part of it.

Because it's not a stock or commodity and it's not regulated.

He is free to pump his product just like he does with Tesla cars. It's just an item for sale. You don't have to buy it.

Just like you can sell "moon rocks".

As we you know that they are not real moon rocks, I can sell and advertise them all I want.

Notice that he never says anything about that you will make money buying them.

He knows the line not to cross it.

Yeah using Twitter to post subliminal messages to his millions of followers when he already owned the stock then just sell it after a few days

That's what he has been doing classic pump and dump

I couldn’t careless for SNL. Thought it was alwaysa ghey liberal circle jerk, but that skit I saw where they mocked generational z was hilarious. He’s mocking those same fools with doge.

so you hate snl when it mocks you

but love it when it mocks people you dislike

got it