BREAKING: Biden heading to Hospital, Head Bump to be Examined

"the purpose of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his." - Patton

"What happens if the parachute doesn't open?"
"Bring it back and we will give you one that works."

"Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it."

"TRUMP WON"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
'My ego is smaller than yours
Why is abbreviation such a long word
“When seconds MATTER, cops are only minutes away
"Cut out a man's tongue and you dont prove him a liar. It just proves you fear what he has to say"