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BREAKING: Biden heading to Hospital, Head Bump to be Examined

 
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BREAKING: Biden heading to Hospital, Head Bump to be Examined
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WH reporters pushed for an explanation from Psaki about the head bump discovered by citizens during his last press conference. Psaki would only say that he will be going to the hospital 'later this year' for an examination and the white house will be transparent about the results.

Looks like we will have President Camel soon.

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President Biden has the best medical care in the World.... he should survive several weeks.
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His mind-control implant must be inflammed again. Gotta get that shit under control.
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Re: BREAKING: Biden heading to Hospital, Head Bump to be Examined
From the article:

“Last month, you said that you’d provide an update on the President’s medical records. I was trying to get a sense of when do you think there’s going to be an update, seeing as he hasn’t released them since — in December 2019?” a reporter asked.
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It's been a year and a half since they released real health data on this walking corpse. They must be hiding something.
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biden refused to sign an presidential order and lets just say he wont do it again
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Brain tumor
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The head wound of the beast...

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That headline is code for taking him to radio shack to have his head resoldered
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Joe with the connected earlobes or Joe without the connected earlobes?
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That headline is code for taking him to radio shack to have his head resoldered
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Exactly.

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Re: BREAKING: Biden heading to Hospital, Head Bump to be Examined
Obviously caught off guard by an unscripted question about Biden's health all she could do is stammer out a Biden-esque nonsensical answer:

“We don’t have — I’m not aware of one scheduled at this point, but — but we certainly will provide you all information and data in a transparent — data — information in a transparent way when it is scheduled, and once he has that appointment,” she said.

She knows when his cancerous growth is going to be examined, but the citizens don't deserve to know.
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From the article:

“Last month, you said that you’d provide an update on the President’s medical records. I was trying to get a sense of when do you think there’s going to be an update, seeing as he hasn’t released them since — in December 2019?” a reporter asked.
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It's been a year and a half since they released real health data on this walking corpse. They must be hiding something.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


https://imgur.com/9EglDOY
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Kamala Harris must have really tensed her butt cheeks up while Joe's head was way up her arse looking for the wedding ring he had lost.
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Proudly stolen from elsewhere:

Joe Biden walks into the psychiatrist's office with a frog on his head. The doctor asks: "when did this all start?" The frog answers: "It started out as a small growth on my ass".
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Hopefully it is a fatal aneurysm
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In December 2019, after a physical exam, O’Connor said Biden is “a healthy, vigorous 77-year-old male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency, to include those as chief executive, head of state, and commander in chief.”

At the time, O’Connor said that Biden was currently being treated for non-valvular atrial-fibrillation, better known as A-fib, which is an irregular heartbeat. He said Biden is also being treated for hyperlipidemia, which is an abnormally high concentration of fats or lipids in the blood, as well as gastroesophageal reflux, a digestive disorder that occurs when acidic stomach juices, or food and fluids back up from the stomach into the esophagus. And he noted that Biden – as many Americans do – suffers from seasonal allergies.

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Hyperlipidemia is commonly treated with statins.

Statins should never be given to the elderly. almost NEVER.

Statins remove fats from everywhere, including the brain, and that will cause dementia.

Someday there will be as many lawsuits because of statins as there were for the tobacco companies.

Last Edited by Doctor Congo on 05/12/2021 02:10 PM
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It must be pudding day in the cafeteria.
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Anonymous sources at the hospital indicate that amputation may be necessary. ; )
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What’s left of his brain is trying
to escape
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80357850


perfect
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Two invasive brain surgeries.

Two.
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what is the point putting this out now? he won't be sympathy from anyone
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Karma is a bitch...
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Hopefully it is a fatal aneurysm
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Have fun with the feds busting down your door with that comment
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In December 2019, after a physical exam, O’Connor said Biden is “a healthy, vigorous 77-year-old male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency, to include those as chief executive, head of state, and commander in chief.”

At the time, O’Connor said that Biden was currently being treated for non-valvular atrial-fibrillation, better known as A-fib, which is an irregular heartbeat. He said Biden is also being treated for hyperlipidemia, which is an abnormally high concentration of fats or lipids in the blood, as well as gastroesophageal reflux, a digestive disorder that occurs when acidic stomach juices, or food and fluids back up from the stomach into the esophagus. And he noted that Biden – as many Americans do – suffers from seasonal allergies.

-------------------------------------

Hyperlipidemia is commonly treated with statins.

Statins should never be given to the elderly. almost NEVER.

Statins remove fats from everywhere, including the brain, and that will cause dementia.

Someday there will be as many lawsuits because of statins as there were for the tobacco companies.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


this is true.

don't forget Biden's two prior cranial procedures... can't remember if for a bleed or a solid tumor.
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and your title is lame OP and you know it - 'heading to hospital" and then you read "later this year".
low IQ bullshit
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Head injury...

It begins.
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