Evolution of a generation!

Born

Watch andy griffith

Hide under desk each day

Told by system desk will protect from nuclear atomization and Russians

Idolize john Wayne

Poor friends die in asia

Betrayed by system

Do many drugs

Listen to rock music and watch dukes of hazzard

Want to stick it to man

Integrate with blacks

Identify with archie bunker

Watch Clint Eastwood movies

Get cushy job buy house same year

Gold stolen by system

Star wars too violent for kids?

Enjoy effortless promotion to upper management

Wash down qualudes with whiskey at work

Rofl at George Carlin

Fill ritalin Rx for kids

Never went to church

Pay $$ at theatre to see Eddie murphy

Parents dead

Keeping up with the jones

Kids watch tv at dinner

Buy bigscreen tv for superbowl

Enjoying light beer

Daughter has abortion, never find out

Go on third cruise

Buy new lawn mower

Son is on antidepressants

Wife on antidepressants

Kids in college

Buy RV

Factory sold to China

Childhood friend dies of cancer

Laugh when people curse on TV

Bowling league cancelled

Dont play as much golf as youd like to

Neighborhood turning black

Huge stock portfolio

Son changes major

Buy new house in white neighborhood

Believes OJ is guilty

Call some because printer doesnt work

Plug in power cord

Worship black athletes

Daughter comes home from college with blue hair and tongue ring

Buy new car

Yearly cruise

Retirement pushed back 5 years

Job is easy af

Nephew dies in desert

Watch superbowl

Forwarding junk emails

New lawn mower

Never question WW2

Christmas bonus buys swimming pool

Trusts the government

Son gets hired for same salary you did 40 years prior

Life revolves around meals

Buy hardware to transfer records to CDs

End up buying all the same CDs you have on record

TV in kitchen and bathroom

Dead hooker found behind Rite Aid

Son passed over for promotions due to skin color

Careful about OJ Simpson opinion

Watch cop dramas

Want to golf more

Drink light beer

Daughter doesnt want kids

Retire

Wife nags son about grandkids

Hurt back

Opioid addiction

Laugh at wayne Brady

Dont know what fiat currency is

House has increased in value 400% in 8 years

Reverse mortgage

Lose money speculating on tech stocks

Have money to pay off loans

Dont because interest is low

Son still lives with roommates

Daughter lives in city, not sure what she does

Rent Tyler Perry movies

Neighbors are from India, dont know what happened to old neighbors

Buy grill, never use it

Drink light beer

Retired now

Son has asian fiance

Trade RV in for new RV

Never go camping

May not like the person but respects the office of the president

Automatically assumes Nelson Mandela is a hero, doesn't know what he did

Believes in global warming

Water tastes like chlorine

Not allowed to smoke in bars

Hate rap music

New grocery store is asian food store

New lawn mower

Pay Hispanics to do landscaping

Pay charismatic contractor for addition

Hispanics build addition, roof leaks

Eat at McDonald's on way to marina

Owns a boat

Son moves back in

Opioids run out faster than expected

Light beer

TV

Niece has black baby

Believe michael Jackson is guilty

Light beer

TV

Life revolves around meals and prescription medication

TV

Thinks Bernie mac is funny

Light beer

Votes based on CNN

Thinks Bill Gates cares about children

Scared

Pressures children into taking the vax

Watches ellen and morning joe

Light beer

Watches csi