The NPCs of GLP

Here's a hypothetical example:

"Trump is constantly promoting the vaccine. Hmm...that makes me question his motives and who he's really working for?"

The GLP NPC response:

Would you rather have Hillary as president? You commie libtard? Or how about 8 more years of Obama?

The GLP NPC firmware is hard coded to process all data in a left/right, democrat vs republican control loop. It's a very effective algorithm to cancel out any form of coginitive dissonance that enters their CPU.