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North Korea Kim outlaws skinny jeans & mullets in 'invasion of capitalism' fears

 
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The Rodong Sinmun, an arm of the country’s ruling Worker’s Party, wrote: "History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defence power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle."

The newspaper warned young people in Kim Jong-un's hermit state are more likely to be influenced by the "exotic" lifestyle of capitalism.

The article continued: "We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them."

According to reports, Kim Jong-un has banned "non-socialist" hairstyles like the mullet.

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so the only haircut is Kims style
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The Rodong Sinmun, an arm of the country’s ruling Worker’s Party, wrote: "History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defence power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle."

The newspaper warned young people in Kim Jong-un's hermit state are more likely to be influenced by the "exotic" lifestyle of capitalism.

The article continued: "We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them."

According to reports, Kim Jong-un has banned "non-socialist" hairstyles like the mullet.

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Re: North Korea Kim outlaws skinny jeans & mullets in 'invasion of capitalism' fears
Invasion of the "moneh changers"...

He's right on that one
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so the only haircut is Kims style
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All are welcome to emulate:

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can you blame him? not about banning haircuts, but frok not wanting degeneracy to spread in his home country?
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so the only haircut is Kims style
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All are welcome to emulate:

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Wow so pretty~
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can you blame him? not about banning haircuts, but frok not wanting degeneracy to spread in his home country?
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Absolutely not, Kim isn't a good guy by any measure, but what we have controlling the us gov't and most of the other pillars of society are far worse. they are deadly para.sites.
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He’s missing the ironic subtlety of American trends. The wild trendy kids aren’t standing out to express their individuality in today’s world. It’s a virtue signal that they are for communism
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NWO control system country experiment for finer level control. Default communist/fascist China buffer state.
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Don’t they have a huge drug problem? To ease the starving and desperation
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Approved by the Korean Workers' Party

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approved by the Korean Workers' Party

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Sanctions forced North Korea to use Bitcoin from its inception. Obviously, this worked out very well for them.

Nevertheless, the Korean Workers' Party approves of other cryptocurrencies e.g. Potcoin

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Korean Workers' Party approved surfing music and breakdancing etc.

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I love all the mullets here
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Love it lmao wish those were outlawed here well not mullets they’re alright. Fuck Kim tho capitalist till I die.

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I'm with him on hating mullets.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

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Try Keto!
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I'm with him on hating mullets.
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Yeah. And skinny jeans will be out of style and more relaxed will take their place. Always happens. At least the hip hugger style is gone. I love high waisted jeans. Back to the 8Os we go lol
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Don’t they have a huge drug problem? To ease the starving and desperation
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Cannabis is legal there, but they don't cultivate it, they just harvest the ditch weed. Therefore the drug problem is much less than in Canada, where the government approved retail marijuana is too dangerously high in THC to be smoked as a tobacco replacement.

The other thing is that the starvation ended when Kim Jong-il died. The Korean Workers' Party used the occasion to wrest power away from the military and institute economic reforms along the Vietnamese and Chinese models. That, plus the success of Bitcoin has put the country on the road to economic recovery.

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JUST LOOK AT WHERE USSA GOT US...
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Korean Workers' Party approved

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Kim Jong Un in 2021: finally has time to watch Tiger King

Watches Tiger King. Bans the mullet.

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As long as I can still wear my jeans sagging with my man bun, it's all good with me.
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Skinny jeans are not suitable for skiing or snowboarding the Masik Pass.






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