The good news is that you can be redeemed, because before Jesus all went straight to hell because Adam and Even ate some forbidden fruit in the garden ...

...except all of the above, including Jesus didn't happen

1. there is no sin that keeps you from god, this concept is used by the priest to guilt trip the sheep into compliance with the myth and the rules set down by the myth

2. there is no afterlife, no judgment (except on earth by the priest and the courts, the cleric became the clerk of the court, etc.)

3. the so-called "good news" is actually really bad news as you were incarnated onto a hell planet with religions that tell you that you are guilty for being born, a sinner in the eyes of god, and thus you are drafted into wars to kill those of different creeds who do not believe the Gospel version of reality.

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