Marriage is like a deck of cards

no diamonds in my deck
I refuse to participate in the BS price gouging diamond industry

emeralds, rubies, and sapphires

RGB
Red, Green, Blue.


at least these "precious stones" are actually precious and have some legit value

my design for a ring
has all three stones

fk diamonds, they're industrial abrasives not "precious stones"

Dude I loved that toilet paper drug-dealer meme you posted the other day. Classic Red John! LOL

Marriage is like a deck of cards

...at first you want a Full House, but after a while you just need some Solitare

More like a completely failed institution that no real man should ever take part in

you sit in the can for hours to get a royal flush

and then you find out she's playing black jack

More like a house of cards.