Liquor & other alchohols, what you drinking?

No replies. So this brandy XO was real smooth and before you know it I drank a fifth all to myself, got so drunk I blacked out. Somehow I ended up somewhere outside where this police officer with a big head showed up and was laughing at me because I was so drunk and I was saying things that he really thought was funny. That was the last thing I remembered and that was like 7pm. I woke up at 3am at a bus stop in the next town over my face in my lap and blood red vomit at my feet. My lighter and phone were gone and the hood on my sweater was torn back, separated from its inner and outer layers. I was hung over found a gas station bought water and a new lighter and walked home, or towards home, but was sort of not knowing where I was going. Eventually I found some place I recognized. Went home and slept off the hangover. Checked myself for damages and was fine, so nothing serious happened to me during my blackout. No needle holes, no broken bones, ass still tite. I am so lucky. I got back home again and there was like half a shot left in the bottle. I seriously don't remember drinking that much. I remember looking at the bottle half gone and saying to myself I better go eat something then pass out in bed. My last memories were of singing along to a Justin Timberlake song repeatedly and pretending I was a spy, then I was somewhere else with this big head cop laughing hard at me. Strange.

This new phone though I can block all callers not in my phonebook. Fuckin A that rocks.

Makers Mark

Semi-cold beer while waiting for a big batch of pulled pork to finish up


Fridge shit the bed last night so had to cook up the pork roasts and swap it out with another one I had

Just got that done and the beer is cooling, but not nearly fast enough