LOL some guy just called in to Noory and said he was anal probed

What did George respond to that?

My doctor anally probed me two months ago. It was a real probe: a long thin rod with a bulbous end. No, it was not a cock! It was an ultrasound probe for the prostate.

Come on man! You wasn't probed unless It was a cock!

These aliens that abducted him must have old tech. They havent been anal probing since the 90s.

i saw movie about alien abduction i guess called Sky in the Night. these aliens are raping their victims. based on true story too

There Will Be Cock.

I hear that's been happening a lot in San Fransisco.

BUTT you kept on think it was a Bulbess fat Meaty B Cock , DID he have to tell you to STOP riding it or the test would have to be redone. and you just said MORE MORE MORE

How do you know, word of mouth?


LOL

chinese aliens!

:jrylg:

its not funny you idiot

i have been probed. its not fun. They put me on a conveyer like thing except it floated with many different types of animals and other people...there was even a small black baby not even a 6 months old. All of us were in a hypnotic state and went through a room that i dunno what it did but all of us were "probed" on the way out.


Its all funny till it happens to you

GN: ”Whitley? Is that you?”

The anal probing stopped around 2000 and then started again with the rise of LGBTQ culture because the government agents working with the aliens have become more bi-curious and some of them have switched genders.

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Yes, anal probing is so ‘90s. It’s all about taint tickling now.

Yep, the alien agenda has evolved.

In the 1950's it was; "take me to your leader!"

In the 2000's that became; "let me taint your sphincter for science!"

Now the Greys are all Gays, and it's: "lemme yank your crank and slam your back door, honey"

The same guy that called Art in the 90s i am sure of it...

Such a curious bunch. The time traveling pro Bono proctologist.

Bidens Trans Covid squads must be on patrol.

Sounds like a new woke movie.

"The attack of the transsexual aliens from outer space"!

it wasn't an alien, just some guy down at the dude ranch

Did Noory ask him if it tasted like pizza rolls?

Anal probing alien abductions are just weirdos attempting to justify and rationalize their gay one night stand.

That was Tommy.