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Uh Oh... National Bourbon Day is June 14th And I Have the Day Off...

 
Hot Dog Harry
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Uh Oh... National Bourbon Day is June 14th And I Have the Day Off...
POLL: What Will Happen?
 I'll get myself arrested again.
 I'll burn all the lawn ornaments in my fire pit.
 The neighbors will never speak to me again and I won't remember why.
 I'll eat 9 cans of ravioli.
 I'll lose my pants.
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Oh why, sweet bourbon do you tempt me so... Do you need your own day now???

You know I can't resist national holidays...

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noice
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Re: Uh Oh... National Bourbon Day is June 14th And I Have the Day Off...
Ironically it's also National Blood Donor Day... That doesn't seem like a good mix...
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And it's Flag Day. That means grilling outside is mandatory...
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On June 14, 1777 US Continental Congress adopts the Stars & Stripes flag, designed by Francis Hopkinson, replacing the Grand Union flag.
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Remember to fly your flag.

I can see you on the sidewalk waving a flag at passing motorists, flag in one hand and a bourbon bottle in the other. The picture from the local newspaper might even become a meme.

Have fun and thanks for alerting me. I'll get some Jack Daniels.
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Everyone knows you only lose your pants drinking tequila silly op ...
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On June 14, 1777 US Continental Congress adopts the Stars & Stripes flag, designed by Francis Hopkinson, replacing the Grand Union flag.
[link to www.onthisday.com (secure)]

Remember to fly your flag.

I can see you on the sidewalk waving a flag at passing motorists, flag in one hand and a bourbon bottle in the other. The picture from the local newspaper might even become a meme.

Have fun and thanks for alerting me. I'll get some Jack Daniels.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


That is a definite possibility... I could become a meme....

Try Ten High bourbon. Much cheaper and it tastes like Jack Daniels. It's also a sour mash.
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Everyone knows you only lose your pants drinking tequila silly op ...
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That is a valid point...
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Please let's all take a moment to learn the importance of spelling bourbon correctly.

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Thanks for bringing this holiday to my attention.
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Thanks for bringing this holiday to my attention.
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I just picked out my bottle. I figure it would be best to split it into two pints and save the second half for June 14th.

I'm getting Colonel Taylor's Small Batch.



If I drank an entire bottle of 100 proof bourbon in one day....

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Whenever I get a fine bourbon... I'll try a little just for the taste... and then I mix it with a fine root beer.

I've got two weeks to decide on my root beer for National Bourbon Day... Oh and I'll need to make some ice...
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I bought a Ricky costume for Halloween... So this is what I'll be wearing that day. (The damn shirt cost 40 bucks...)

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It's also Trumps birthday. Same as my mom's.
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It's also Trumps birthday. Same as my mom's.
 Quoting: Agent 99


What a busy day of holidays...
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Re: Uh Oh... National Bourbon Day is June 14th And I Have the Day Off...
Whenever I get a fine bourbon... I'll try a little just for the taste... and then I mix it with a fine root beer.

I've got two weeks to decide on my root beer for National Bourbon Day... Oh and I'll need to make some ice...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Bourbon is great in French onion soup
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Whenever I get a fine bourbon... I'll try a little just for the taste... and then I mix it with a fine root beer.

I've got two weeks to decide on my root beer for National Bourbon Day... Oh and I'll need to make some ice...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Bourbon is great in French onion soup
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Hmmm... Now I'm hungry for that. I had a small lunch...
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I only got a pint of Jim Beam... I should be okay... Did you get your bourbon for Monday?

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