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Are you a Psychologist?

 
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It’s the Capiche, for me.

I must know moar!
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How long have you been practicing? Are you somewhat crazy to be able to understand crazy?
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Thread: Psychiatrist or Psychologist, the craziest person in the room is them.
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How long have you been practicing? Are you somewhat crazy to be able to understand crazy?
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Thread: Psychiatrist or Psychologist, the craziest person in the room is them.
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Oh ,thank you for the read!
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Doctour Schlonko at your service.

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Noice!

What can you prescribe me doc? Lol
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I charge 50 rupees per glass. I take bitcoin.


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Doctour Schlonko at your service.

:epiclol-8bit:
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Noice!

What can you prescribe me doc? Lol
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I charge 50 rupees per glass. I take bitcoin.


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What is the glass filled with? Is it half empty or full?

I knew you took Bitcoin! chuckle
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i know one. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez you can pick your freinds but you cant pick family. dont worry he talked his elderly parents into getting vaxxed. ones on hospice now. wat a fucking piece of work.
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So true.

I was married to one for 10 years before I jumped ship.

Thank God we never had kids.
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06/09/2021 12:56 PM
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Sometimes
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06/09/2021 12:57 PM
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Sometimes
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Touché
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How long have you been practicing? Are you somewhat crazy to be able to understand crazy?
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Hmmmmm!!! Why would you ask???
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I’m curious

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Yes.... so now curiosity sated... what now??
IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP.
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your average psychologist is at the bottom of the barrel in terms of being a handler. but they are good at what they do, I mean anyone who can listen empathetically can practice as a good therapist.

I've had a LOT of psychologists and psychiatrists - the first time I ever met one, I was so dissapointed. I was expecting them to be the type of person who could look right through you and kind of see behind your iron wall, I mean they aren't like that at all as the practioners you will meet in the mental health field

they are like that for think tanks and the upper echelons of governments, but functionally the purposes are different, the operative intent of what to do with knowledge is different

the science and the study of knowing what people will think, do, and how they will act, is pretty multi layered and not something they will teach you in school fully because you need to reach out broadly across fields to get the full story

the actual educational material is out there of course on the internet mostly free lol

the ones out there who know their shit tend not to be the ones you get as therapists though
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How long have you been practicing? Are you somewhat crazy to be able to understand crazy?
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I am no psychologist.

No one can understand crazy, unless they are someone who can walk in anothers shoes.

Most people are terrible at understanding unique people.

To understand crazy, you have to be able to be able to walk in that persons shoes.

Most people cannot do this, and just project there own rubbish into a persons life, and are terrible at understanding unique people.
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How long have you been practicing? Are you somewhat crazy to be able to understand crazy?
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I am no psychologist.

No one can understand crazy, unless they are someone who can walk in anothers shoes.

Most people are terrible at understanding unique people.

To understand crazy, you have to be able to be able to walk in that persons shoes.

Most people cannot do this, and just project there own rubbish into a persons life, and are terrible at understanding unique people.
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So... You want people to understand... You're crazy 2?
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your average psychologist is at the bottom of the barrel in terms of being a handler. but they are good at what they do, I mean anyone who can listen empathetically can practice as a good therapist.

I've had a LOT of psychologists and psychiatrists - the first time I ever met one, I was so dissapointed. I was expecting them to be the type of person who could look right through you and kind of see behind your iron wall, I mean they aren't like that at all as the practioners you will meet in the mental health field

they are like that for think tanks and the upper echelons of governments, but functionally the purposes are different, the operative intent of what to do with knowledge is different

the science and the study of knowing what people will think, do, and how they will act, is pretty multi layered and not something they will teach you in school fully because you need to reach out broadly across fields to get the full story

the actual educational material is out there of course on the internet mostly free lol

the ones out there who know their shit tend not to be the ones you get as therapists though
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I can relate to your post. The part about expecting more and being disappointed. Very disappoint!!! chuckle

Puts one at an awkward realization, yes? This can be relatable to many fields and people in life.
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It is like meeting a teacher who doesn’t care, a police officer who breaks rules, a doctor who scams for money, even a pastor who funnels money on the dark web...

I am disappoint, world.
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06/09/2021 09:58 PM
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no, but while trolling i do practice logic on psychos! lol
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your average psychologist is at the bottom of the barrel in terms of being a handler. but they are good at what they do, I mean anyone who can listen empathetically can practice as a good therapist.

I've had a LOT of psychologists and psychiatrists - the first time I ever met one, I was so dissapointed. I was expecting them to be the type of person who could look right through you and kind of see behind your iron wall, I mean they aren't like that at all as the practioners you will meet in the mental health field

they are like that for think tanks and the upper echelons of governments, but functionally the purposes are different, the operative intent of what to do with knowledge is different

the science and the study of knowing what people will think, do, and how they will act, is pretty multi layered and not something they will teach you in school fully because you need to reach out broadly across fields to get the full story

the actual educational material is out there of course on the internet mostly free lol

the ones out there who know their shit tend not to be the ones you get as therapists though
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oh, what a tangled web is weaved when psychos begin to perceive! lol
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i'm a projectionist! lol

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06/09/2021 10:12 PM

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There were a lot of them on here years back trying to pretend they weren't and asking questions.


Trinity banned and shamed some in pinned threads.



Anyone here remember that?
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There were a lot of them on here years back trying to pretend they weren't and asking questions.


Trinity banned and shamed some in pinned threads.



Anyone here remember that?
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a glp put down artist! lol
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There were a lot of them on here years back trying to pretend they weren't and asking questions.


Trinity banned and shamed some in pinned threads.



Anyone here remember that?
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


a glp put down artist! lol
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No they would come and be like, "why do you believe this followed by psychology lingo" and would go around threads trying to study us bc they think we are crazy.
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06/09/2021 10:22 PM
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i prefer the direction of the new glp, it now has the range to influence a larger audience! lol
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i prefer the direction of the new glp, it now has the range to influence a larger audience! lol
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the comfort of a smile, the touch of a hand! lol
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The psychology field is the flame for narcissistic moths.

There isn't a single one of them who isn't a deranged narcissist.

They are worse than prostitutes because at least with a hooker, everyone knows the score from the start.

And trust me when I say, every single one of them talks shit about their "patients" and students and other psychologists. I never met one who didnt do that.
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Oh and all psychologist women are totally fucking nuts.



Totally nuts. My theory is they are attracted to the field bc they want to know why they are nuts.

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The psychology field is the flame for narcissistic moths.

There isn't a single one of them who isn't a deranged narcissist.

They are worse than prostitutes because at least with a hooker, everyone knows the score from the start.

And trust me when I say, every single one of them talks shit about their "patients" and students and other psychologists. I never met one who didnt do that.
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you sound needy, is that why you come to glp? lol
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The Truly Crazy

Never Realise, Accept, or Believe they are crazy.

That is though the stumbling block to most including yours op, even if you are a student of in the field fishing, which is about 45/45% likely as those options to the other 5% that you are yourself Crazy, or even the other 4% likely left the thing I mention now, The real differance though between those who are Crazy and those who are also certifiable is to be in a easy to understand manner, Insanity/schizoid/genetics/trauma/mpd/etc or Crazy Ha Ha, and The others Crazy He He the four percent you might be.

They know they are Crazy but labell it as something else. They are the ones who are on the Personality disorders (though ignore dsm and the lables just for illustrayion) the Sociopathic and Psychopathic etc.

Now they are the issue. All compassion care love support and help respect and tenderness and even anything it takes for the Crazy Ha Ha, with huge support managed very closely with massive intervention especially with schizoid issues to live safely in the community, if needed extremely closely monitored, for their and others safety.

For the others none should be given and they all should be imho unable and dissalowed to be in society in any way. Unfortunately every major corporation, political party, media, nearly all of acedemia most of those in the field of mental health would be incarcerated.

Just truth and Facts.

They run circles around 95% of anyone in the field to.

And most at the top in the field are in the Crazy He He spectrum, the dark Triad.

Of course they are, personal ability to control with no overview and insight (very little) the mind body life and future name of and liberty of other humans, via their minds which they revel in the idolisation and worship of.

Anyhow you ahve psoted here before under differant IP definately user id etc, Crazy He He or Ha Ha or fishing.

The mirror you stare at a lot tells much.
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The Truly Crazy

Never Realise, Accept, or Believe they are crazy.

That is though the stumbling block to most including yours op, even if you are a student of in the field fishing, which is about 45/45% likely as those options to the other 5% that you are yourself Crazy, or even the other 4% likely left the thing I mention now, The real differance though between those who are Crazy and those who are also certifiable is to be in a easy to understand manner, Insanity/schizoid/genetics/trauma/mpd/etc or Crazy Ha Ha, and The others Crazy He He the four percent you might be.

They know they are Crazy but labell it as something else. They are the ones who are on the Personality disorders (though ignore dsm and the lables just for illustrayion) the Sociopathic and Psychopathic etc.

Now they are the issue. All compassion care love support and help respect and tenderness and even anything it takes for the Crazy Ha Ha, with huge support managed very closely with massive intervention especially with schizoid issues to live safely in the community, if needed extremely closely monitored, for their and others safety.

For the others none should be given and they all should be imho unable and dissalowed to be in society in any way. Unfortunately every major corporation, political party, media, nearly all of acedemia most of those in the field of mental health would be incarcerated.

Just truth and Facts.

They run circles around 95% of anyone in the field to.

And most at the top in the field are in the Crazy He He spectrum, the dark Triad.

Of course they are, personal ability to control with no overview and insight (very little) the mind body life and future name of and liberty of other humans, via their minds which they revel in the idolisation and worship of.

Anyhow you ahve psoted here before under differant IP definately user id etc, Crazy He He or Ha Ha or fishing.

The mirror you stare at a lot tells much.
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You are a female psychologist
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Doctour Schlonko at your service.

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Noice!

What can you prescribe me doc? Lol
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The psychology field is the flame for narcissistic moths.

There isn't a single one of them who isn't a deranged narcissist.

They are worse than prostitutes because at least with a hooker, everyone knows the score from the start.

And trust me when I say, every single one of them talks shit about their "patients" and students and other psychologists. I never met one who didnt do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77613753


How many have you met to make that judgement in a social setting, and in your life where they would share such info?

1?

2?

3?

NONE?

You have not met me.

And though being guilty of what you say, it's only to a very certain group of both peers and those who may need help, a bit like "just blue Cars" and none others.

How Many?

Why didnt you finish your studies or interest in it?

You still could and be the differance if you wanted.
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You are a female psychologist
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Lol

No to either.

It both of those titles.

Though yes regularly, within secure settings and with clients on one to one and sometimes those who need 2 staff preseent and more at all times due to safety issues and extreme end of their diagnosis.

And within the field not that label.





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