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A funny thing about natural blondes

 
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A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Interesting observation.
Redheads burn easy too just like blondes but they don't look like a bright sunny day.
They look like a bloody Martian day instead of a bright sunny day.


Brunettes look like a dark gloomy cloudy day but brunettes take the sun quite well and don't burn easy like blondes and redheads do.

It is kind of weird blondes sunburn so easy when they have the coloring of a bright sunny day whereas brunettes take the sun quite well when they have the coloring of a dark gloomy cloudy day.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
They try to brainwash your kids ad make tribal hidden crimes cool
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
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You must be one butt ugly face

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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Racist thread.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
They try to brainwash your kids ad make tribal hidden crimes cool
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You need to move out of Mommies basement and stop jacking off 5 hours a day...
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


Wrong, that's just what the TV tells you.. truth is everyone hates spodas.
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06/10/2021 05:37 PM
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My butchers daughter is a natural blonde...

Germans...

Very attractive young lady...

Soft spoken and silky smooth, ink free skin...

Thanks, op, for making wish that I was 20 years younger...

Dickhead...wtf

Last Edited by Agent 88 on 06/10/2021 05:38 PM
"Were living in a time where facts have become conspiracy theories"

A larper,eh...
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
incel thread?
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


My wife is as blonde blue eyed fair skinned fully Scandinavian and Nordic as can be and she doesn't like and has never liked black men in the slightest.
She doesn't even like Hispanic, Asian, or Arab men, or any men that aren't white let alone black men.

So your claims are absolute bullshit.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


The only women I see with black men are unattractive and very much overweight.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


So what.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


Is that why in sweden, white women are now afraid to go out after dark, and female police need body guards to go home at night.

Yep, that sounds like they love them, not.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77626437


Don’t be jelly
Blondes are beautiful
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77626437


Maybe fake blondes
Fake blondes are the ones that are ugly and stupid.
Natural blondes with blue eyes, though, are gorgeous.
And almost always highly intelligent.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


My sister has very light ash blonde hair and takes the sun better than my other sister and I who are more golden blonde with a reddish tint. We freckle, too, but she doesn't.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My grandfather was ALgonquin and my dad Nordic. I get tan fast and keep the blond hair and blue eyes from my dad. Not a pale white kid.
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
WHO CARES?! BLONDES ARE STUPID AND UGLY!!
SO ARE GINGERS!!
BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMARTER THAN BLONDES AND GINGERS!!
BROWN ETED BRUNETTES DON'T BURN EASY LIKE BLONDES AND GINGERS DO AND AGE SO MUCH BETTER
BROWN EYED BRUNETTES RULE!!
BLUE EYED BLONDES AND GINGERS SUCK ROTTEN MONKEY CUNT!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My grandfather was ALgonquin and my dad Nordic. I get tan fast and keep the blond hair and blue eyes from my dad. Not a pale white kid.
 Quoting: New Heart


IM SURE YOUR STUPID AND UGLY AND GET YOUR TAN FROM A TANNING BED AND RAN SPRAY JUST LIKE ALL BLONDES ABD GINGERS BLUE ETED BLONDES ABD GINGERS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY AND STUPID SUNBURN EASY AND CAN'T TAN NATURALLY AND AGE HORRIBLE BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMARTER AND CAN TAKE THE SUN AND AGE VERY WELL BLONDES AND GINGERS ARE JEALOUS IF HOT WEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My grandfather was ALgonquin and my dad Nordic. I get tan fast and keep the blond hair and blue eyes from my dad. Not a pale white kid.
 Quoting: New Heart


IM SURE YOUR STUPID AND UGLY AND GET YOUR TAN FROM A TANNING BED AND RAN SPRAY JUST LIKE ALL BLONDES ABD GINGERS BLUE ETED BLONDES ABD GINGERS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY AND STUPID SUNBURN EASY AND CAN'T TAN NATURALLY AND AGE HORRIBLE BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMARTER AND CAN TAKE THE SUN AND AGE VERY WELL BLONDES AND GINGERS ARE JEALOUS IF HOT WEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627872


chill.

ive found redheads to have the tightest poons
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
My grandfather was ALgonquin and my dad Nordic. I get tan fast and keep the blond hair and blue eyes from my dad. Not a pale white kid.
 Quoting: New Heart


IM SURE YOUR STUPID AND UGLY AND GET YOUR TAN FROM A TANNING BED AND RAN SPRAY JUST LIKE ALL BLONDES ABD GINGERS BLUE ETED BLONDES ABD GINGERS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY AND STUPID SUNBURN EASY AND CAN'T TAN NATURALLY AND AGE HORRIBLE BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMARTER AND CAN TAKE THE SUN AND AGE VERY WELL BLONDES AND GINGERS ARE JEALOUS IF HOT WEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77627872


chill.

ive found redheads to have the tightest poons
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79838186


followed by blondes
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
brunettes, while also sexy, tend to cavern
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


no they do not

not the majority anyway

just a few insane ones
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
It depends.
I'm dark blonde and I take the sun fairly well and ran some.
My eyes are green not blue.


My wife however is naturally platinum blonde, with extremely long hair, and her eyes bluer and brighter than the sky on a sunny day.
She's very hot and always getting told by men how hot she is.

So she has all the coloring of ta bright sunny day and she's hot like the sun.
However she has extremely fair skin and can't take the sun at all. She burns very very easy.
She definitely has to be very careful in the sun.


I think dark blondes can take the sun some and don't burn that easy.
Light blondes on the other hand can't take the sun and burn very easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79427724


YOUR WIFE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HIDEOUS ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID AND UGLY HAVE SUCH SICK PASTY PALE SKIN SUNBURN SO EASY AND AGE HORRIBLE SAME WITH GINGERS BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SMATTER HANDLE THE SUN GREAT AND AGE VERY WELL BLUE ETED BLONDES AND GINGERS ARE SO JEALOUS OF HOT SEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES AS FOR BLONDE AND GINGER MEN BLONDE MEN AND GINGER MEN ARE STUPID AND UGLY TOO AND LOOK AND ACT LIKE F*GS AND MOST ARE F*GS HELL EVEN BLONDE AND GINGER WOMEN DON'T WANT BLONDE AND GINGER MEN AND WILL TRY AND FIND A BLACK MAN THAT IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM INSTEAD!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
this tbread is stupidly immature
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
brunettes, while also sexy, tend to cavern
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79838186


YOUR OBVIOUSLY A STUPID UGLY BLUE EYED BLONDE OR GINGER THAT'S JEALOUS OF HOT SEXY BROWN EYED BRUNETTES BROWN EYED BRUNETTES ARE SO MUCH HOTTER AND SEXIER AND SMARTER DONT SUNBURN EASY DON'T HAVE SICK PASTY PALE SKIN AND AGE SO MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID UGLY BLUE EYED BLONDES AND GINGERS BROWN EYED BRUNETTES RULE BLUE EYED BLONDES AND GINGERS SUCK ROTTEN MONKEY CUNT!!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


THE REASON BLONDE WOMEN AND GINGER WOMEN GO FOR BLACK MEN THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM IS BECAUSE BLONDE MEN AND GINGER MEN ARE SO MUCH OF EFFEMINATE SISSY LITTLE F*GS THAT NOT EVEN BLONDE WOMEN AND GINGER WOMEN WANT THEM SO THEY TRY AND FIND BLACK MEN THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK THEM!!
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Bullshit
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Natural blondes have the coloring of a bright sunny day (their hair bright like and the color of the sun, their eyes like the color of the sky on a bright sunny day, their skin white like puffy clouds on a bright sunny day) yet they're so vulnerable to the sun and get sunburnt so easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79401642


they really are out of their element below the 40th parallel! lol
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Re: A funny thing about natural blondes
Something you forgot to mention is
blue eyed blonde Nordic women,
especially Scandinavian women love black men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80468510


The only women I see with black men are unattractive and very much overweight.
 Quoting: 4doggies


Blacks love fat women.

Fat white women just want some attention and have to go dumpster diving





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