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I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?

 
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Moses was MIA for 40 days...that's a long time be waiting for a homey to come back while the top of the mountain he is on is quaking and on fire.

So they thought he was probably dead or something and so they made a golden calf and declared that this statue was YHWH

Its kind of like Christian's that mindlessly insist that the mangod jesus "is YHWH"

Tale as old as time...idolatry, syncretism, and conflation
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Please explain how 1 specific tribal deity can be more real
than any other?

Were those realer people than our forefathers/we were/are?

Praises to Oden Allfather for me being born right here.
Perspective is good from the North.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
You are a filthy; despicable scum of the earth who should be taken out and squashed like a cockroach.

I am just the girl to do it to you!

Keep your eyes peeled; lest you be caught off guard.

And Tuesday is the day to beware...and be aware

Now you will forever live in fear of Tuesday's...just as you did to Me all those centuries ago.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
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Yes; I'm sure Sibelius approves!
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
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I'll give him shit...

He is an extortionist par excellence
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Moses was MIA for 40 days...that's a long time be waiting for a homey to come back while the top of the mountain he is on is quaking and on fire.

So they thought he was probably dead or something and so they made a golden calf and declared that this statue was YHWH

Its kind of like Christian's that mindlessly insist that the mangod jesus "is YHWH"

Tale as old as time...idolatry, syncretism, and conflation
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Jesus Is the I AM
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
 Quoting: Accidental Stoner 80037081


Yes; I'm sure Sibelius approves!
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...or "to bring offering", if you will.


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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
 Quoting: Accidental Stoner 80037081


I'll give him shit...

He is an extortionist par excellence
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Well, the good Jean would never had approved of that,
at least not in public.

chuckle
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Please explain how 1 specific tribal deity can be more real
than any other?

Were those realer people than our forefathers/we were/are?

Praises to Oden Allfather for me being born right here.
Perspective is good from the North.
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What tribal deity did anything for anyone?
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Answer:

Because Jays always turn their backs on GOD. A vast majority are total agents of Satan.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
They thought it was still the Age of Taurus 4400-2200 BC.

But actually it was already the Age of Aries 2200-100 BC.

That's why Moses got mad at them. Idiots couldn't read the sky.
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Deuteronomy 4
25And when you beget children or children of children, and you have been long in the land and you become corrupt and you make images and the forms of anything and you do evil before LORD JEHOVAH your God and you anger him:

26I have called Heaven and Earth to witness before you today that certainly you shall be destroyed quickly from the land that you cross the Jordan to inherit, and you shall not multiply days in it but surely you shall be destroyed.

27And LORD JEHOVAH shall scatter you among the nations and you shall be left few in number among the nations when LORD JEHOVAH your God will scatter you there.

28And you shall serve gods there, the work of the hands of the children of men, of wood and of stone that do not see and do not hear and do not eat and they do not smell.

29And you shall seek LORD JEHOVAH your God there, and you shall find him when you will search for him from all your heart and from all your soul.

30Whenever you suffer adversity and all of these words come to you at the last of days and you are converted to LORD JEHOVAH your God and you will listen to his voice;

31Because God is compassionate, LORD JEHOVAH your God will not destroy you, neither will He leave you, neither will he forget the covenant that He swore to your fathers.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?

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that was the nice people from the planet Jehovah. The Trinity God of the creation does not fly space.


These people also frieded S and G. And fed manna (Spelt) from their CRAFT.

This silly God stuff has to stop on this growing world. It is not real. The Trinity is REal.. Jesus the Creator on of THIS universe is real... but that silly sky shit is not.

It is time for cosmic growth. DGN. The planet is entering her eternity. That which is of Trinity is spirit and don't walk on two legs.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Ge håva is Asir Root Language from Hel.

It means "to give contribution".
 Quoting: Accidental Stoner 80037081


Yes; I'm sure Sibelius approves!
 Quoting: Semiramis 79739802


Beast ill your soul ?





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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
They thought it was still the Age of Taurus 4400-2200 BC.

But actually it was already the Age of Aries 2200-100 BC.

That's why Moses got mad at them. Idiots couldn't read the sky.
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but now still worshipping the copper serpent
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
They thought it was still the Age of Taurus 4400-2200 BC.

But actually it was already the Age of Aries 2200-100 BC.

That's why Moses got mad at them. Idiots couldn't read the sky.
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Hmmm..... speaking of that does China have a 'Year of the Moo Cow'?
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?

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that was the nice people from the planet Jehovah. The Trinity God of the creation does not fly space.


These people also frieded S and G. And fed manna (Spelt) from their CRAFT.

This silly God stuff has to stop on this growing world. It is not real. The Trinity is REal.. Jesus the Creator on of THIS universe is real... but that silly sky shit is not.

It is time for cosmic growth. DGN. The planet is entering her eternity. That which is of Trinity is spirit and don't walk on two legs.
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All In One I can hear the music in your magical mystical mind, it's magnificent;

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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
They thought it was still the Age of Taurus 4400-2200 BC.

But actually it was already the Age of Aries 2200-100 BC.

That's why Moses got mad at them. Idiots couldn't read the sky.
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Hmmm..... speaking of that does China have a 'Year of the Moo Cow'?
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this year
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Moses was MIA for 40 days...that's a long time be waiting for a homey to come back while the top of the mountain he is on is quaking and on fire.

So they thought he was probably dead or something and so they made a golden calf and declared that this statue was YHWH

Its kind of like Christian's that mindlessly insist that the mangod jesus "is YHWH"

Tale as old as time...idolatry, syncretism, and conflation
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Jesus Is the I AM
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"and I am Marie of Romania."
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This is my favorite movie!

Yeah it makes you wonder, how jaded were these people, to be first-hand witnesses to miracles, and still not believe.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
speaking of Bull-
the trinity
and syncretism, conflation, etc

Alexander the Great sacrificed to the Apis Bull of Egypt, celebrating his victory over Persia

Apis Bull Symbol
Symbol of fertility, eternity, divinity, healing.
Apis was the most important bull deity of Ancient Egypt. Aspis was one of the first animals in Egypt associated with eternity and divinity. Aspis was a symbol of fertility in ancient Egypt. There were many other bull deities in ancient Egypt but Aspis was the dominant one. Apis was originally depicted as a walking bull with a serpent and solar disc between its horns. The solar disc is a representation of Hathor, the mother of Apis. In later periods of Egyptian history, he is depicted as a man with a bull’s head. He was always associated with the king of Egypt. Apis is also considered an embodiment of the god Ptah, the creator god.

Apis Bull
In order for a bull to be considered Apis in ancient Egypt, he had to have certain markings. There needed to be a vulture wing on its back, a triangle on its forehead, a white crescent on its right flank, and a scarab mark under its tongue. When a bull was determined to be Apis it would be brought to the temple and be worshipped as an incarnation of Ptah. The bull would be given a harem of cows and would be treated as an oracle. The bull’s mother would be treated specially and would be given a special burial. Apis would be led through the city wearing jewelry and flowers and there would be a window in the temple where he could be viewed by everyone. His presence near someone would bless that person with strength and his breath cured diseases. The bull was killed after twenty-five years unless it died sooner. The death of Apis symbolized the life cycle – life, death, and resurrection.

So festive !:


When Apis was slaughtered to preserve his youthful looks, some priestesses would lift their skirts and bathe in his blood to promote fertility.

After the ceremony Apis would be mummified and buried in a chamber of his own.
Apis reconnected with Osiris in the afterlife and was then reborn as another bull on earth. Apis was considered to be a protector of the dead. His horns symbolized protection and were often found on pharaohs tombs. When Alexander the Great of Greece took over Egypt Apis morphed into Osiris-Apis and then Serapis.

Apis Bull
When Apsis transitioned to Serapis he became a bearded god whose right hand rested on Cerberus, the three-headed dog who guarded the underworld, and whose left hand held an upraised scepter. He was considered a god of fertility and healing with connections to the underworld. He was also worshiped as a Sun god. With the transformation to the god Serapis, his wife became Isis, who was the wife of Osiris, and his son was Horus.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?

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This is my favorite movie!

Yeah it makes you wonder, how jaded were these people, to be first-hand witnesses to miracles, and still not believe.
 Quoting: StellaBlue


Ohhh.... I dunnno.... they they had faith that Moo Cow would lead them right straight backwards to 400 more years of making mud pies for Pharaoh's dead man's tomb right?
cow
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Are the flags of the nations, their graven images, modern icons of political Moo Cow faith for peace, security, and prosperity?
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stfu
I was forced to go to church 3x a week growing up. So tired of seeing your relentless bullshit here every day.
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stfu
I was forced to go to church 3x a week growing up. So tired of seeing your relentless bullshit here every day.
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Clicketh thee not
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stfu
I was forced to go to church 3x a week growing up. So tired of seeing your relentless bullshit here every day.
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Verily verily I say Clicketh thee not
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Answer:

Because Jays always turn their backs on GOD. A vast majority are total agents of Satan.
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Yep.

History is proof of this.

The only time they turn to God is when they are being held accountable for all of the evil things they have done to other people.
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Are the flags of the nations, their graven images, modern icons of political Moo Cow faith for peace, security, and prosperity?
Goofy Thum
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might be abominations of desolation ?
-not sure..
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Re: I am Jehovah your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. Why did 3,000 afterwards thank a home made moo cow?
Egypt religion was in their heart.
Their god in Egypt was depicted as a bull so they crafted of our Elohim as what they knew...exchanging the truth of god for a lie, making him in the image of created things

Vacca means cow.
It’s the root of vaccine.

So please tell us why our enemies are selling the “vacca cow” as the saviour, our salvation, our light and only hope” TODAY?





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