Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,943 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 174,817
Pageviews Today: 480,019Threads Today: 383Posts Today: 5,780
09:41 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470829
06/10/2021 06:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Jeffrey Looben....
meanuser

User ID: 77086501
United States
06/10/2021 06:19 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
So...is he wrong that he did it?....or wrong because he got caught doing it? hmm
 Quoting: Brit Perspective


When I was young and watching the Watergate hearings my dad's only comment was NIXON GOT CAUGHT.

burnit
meanuser nameruse username nearmuse
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76923162
06/10/2021 06:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Ooh there once was an Analyst named Toobin
Who was caught sticky handed while zoomin
Much to his dismay
CNN sent him away
Now the fear of unemployment was loomin

So CNN put him back on air
Such an occurrence is quite rare
On his first day back
In his chair he leaned back
And delivered a perverted glare
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79861209
United States
06/10/2021 06:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Remember who controls the mass media...
they also control Hellyweird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76011272


The Clintons, Obamas & Bush's?

Yeah. They control a lot
.

They all claim to be Christians too. Aint that a hoot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80467448


norespect
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Brian Williams had sex with Jeffrey while he was flying over Afghanistan in a helicopter under fire by the Amish!

Seriously, how can anybody watch these fucking losers on television?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78659341
United States
06/10/2021 06:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Why the HELL are they thinking of doing this??? Cringy


 Quoting: Swingline


It'd been a lot better if he'd just said, "Yeah...I choked the chicken. Just like every other man on the planet. The only difference is I did it in front of co-workers by accident. Shall we get on with it now?"
 Quoting: Bill the Butcher


Hed be a perfect spokesman for Burger King and their pervert campaigns for perverts
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80119319
United States
06/10/2021 06:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
...


Yes, because he's a perverted psychopath.

Anyone who is not a perverted psychopath would not masturbate while looking directly at the people who could fire him over a two-way video conference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80119319


Lol...you're a stupid person. He wasn't looking at his co-workers. The dumb ass liberal pervert was watching porn with the call still going on the background.
 Quoting: Bill the Butcher



The two-way video conference was on the screen that the porn was on.

Why can't you control yourself Jeff?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80119319


You aren't very computer literate are you?

Anyway, with Toobin, who knows, he might literally have been whacking it while imagining one of his male co-workers naked.
 Quoting: Augmentalist


You aren't very literate.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79869233
United States
06/10/2021 06:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
CNN's going out of business anyway they might as well bring their wackos back. It doesn't matter no one is watching them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79961260
United States
06/10/2021 06:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
So lemme get this straight, he was in his own home and wanted to spank his monkey. Where's the problem?

More man shaming. Like women don't do this.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79940497
06/10/2021 06:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Why the HELL are they thinking of doing this??? Cringy


 Quoting: Swingline


Congrats to him.. everyone give him a hand.. he loves hands
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 72732396
United States
06/10/2021 06:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
https://imgur.com/a/XwSkaxS
Cebeij

User ID: 79139877
United States
06/10/2021 06:32 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
The perverts want to have the discussion.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
So lemme get this straight, he was in his own home and wanted to spank his monkey. Where's the problem?

More man shaming. Like women don't do this.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79961260



Okay freak....

wtflol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80104741
Canada
06/10/2021 06:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Brian Williams had sex with Jeffrey while he was flying over Afghanistan in a helicopter under fire by the Amish!

Seriously, how can anybody watch these fucking losers on television?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80470921


That is so gross. yak
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Five stars, because I love CNN humiliating itself...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 73318714
United States
06/10/2021 06:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Well, fuck... that had to be a fun first day back.

.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80466879
Spain
06/10/2021 06:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Seriously though, surely there is a wrong time and a right time for masturbation?

Whilst on a zoom call is not what I would call a right time.

Do these people just drop their pants and masturbate whenever the urge takes them?
slackersean

User ID: 79275878
United States
06/10/2021 06:41 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
No one addressed him about what the duck he was doing during the work call that required him to pull one off. Obviously he's either being awkward towards a coworker, or he was browsing porn during work, or he gets off thinking about secretly having coworkers watch him and was waiting for the chance.
jackie childs

User ID: 74038906
United States
06/10/2021 06:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Most respectable people would hang themselves in the basement...
jay mackie
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Seriously though, surely there is a wrong time and a right time for masturbation?

Whilst on a zoom call is not what I would call a right time.

Do these people just drop their pants and masturbate whenever the urge takes them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80466879


I live in New York City.

They are called "public masturbators".

They will jerk off on the subway in front of everyone.

They just can't help it.

It's astounding this guy is on a corporate national network.

So humiliating.

Haha!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 79021287
United States
06/10/2021 06:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
the cnn newsroom is one big circle jerk.
SamAdams

User ID: 80367713
United States
06/10/2021 06:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
the guy in the background is ever like,

"wtf is going on here"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80395207


Shudup! Batin'! Me mean toobin'! Why for you no got ur tat?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 06:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
Why the HELL are they thinking of doing this??? Cringy


 Quoting: Swingline


Good job op.

this thread is fucking hilarious!!!


Laugh
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80471358
Australia
06/10/2021 07:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
cruise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 78300449
United States
06/10/2021 07:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
masturbating at work but at home, but at work getting paid. Being at home makes it okay somehow? Like I get it, finish the meeting and wank all you want who cares.

Leave it to CNN to say o its okay hehe we all do it sometimes what a unbelievable story once again. Not like he was just naked he was choking the chicken thats very different.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74118882
United States
06/10/2021 07:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
This country is so fucked.....


Putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80470921


Yeah.

That about sums it up.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74118882
United States
06/10/2021 07:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
What if he whips out his toobin on CNN and starts masterbaiting again?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 80470921
United States
06/10/2021 07:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
What if he whips out his toobin on CNN and starts masterbaiting again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74118882


He will probably get a raise....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74118882
United States
06/10/2021 07:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN after masturbation scandal… Uncomfortable TV…
What if he whips out his toobin on CNN and starts masterbaiting again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74118882


He will probably get a raise....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80470921


He's a professional jerkoff.

I said it.





GLP