MUST READ: Yoga Instructor and “Body Activist” Jessamyn Stanley Says White Supremacy has Polluted Yoga

Do you weigh 600 pounds?

getting kind of sick of being told i'm bad because i'm white.

fuck that.

My thoughts exactly.. 5 minutes of yoga and 23 hours 55 minutes of feeding her face

also (having clicked the link) - what a disgusting fat lump of shit. it should stfu and consider itself lucky it hasn't been harpooned and turned into soap.

It's hard work to get that fat. You would have to consume a lot of calories to maintain that weight. Her grocery bills must cost a small fortune. Obesity isn't cheap.

no she really is an instructor, she specializes in these poses...

upward facing hog
bloat pose
seated forward gasping
abdomen reacharound
tripod bellystand
huge lunge
standing forward bounce
chair pose (aka eating dinner)
cow pose (no translation needed)

I have heard that fat shaming is racist.

her yoga exercises must consist of the following positions.

'the heavy ice cream'

'the swirled donut'

'the downward food trough'

you beat me to it, but there's plenty of positions to going around

there's also

'avoid salad backwards lift'

and

'pilsbury doughboy stance'

"Harpooned and turned into soap" should be the mantra for most of Houston. There are some fat motherfuckers in that city!!!

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Maybe more body activists need to get their bodies more active and they won't have time to blame others for their issues.

What the hell isn't "racist" nowadays? That stupid word gets thrown around so much it has lost all meaning.

Okay I'm going there.

Very poorly.
Seriously, she's a very wicked person to pollute yoga with her insanity.
Doing kundalini is keeping me calm and relaxed during a horribly stressful time.



Where's my eye bleach?

https://twitter.com/_/status/864817379624308737

Looks more like YOGI she is not your average yoga teacher!

I'm thinking that Jissamyn thinks Yoga should be rolling around on the matts and that white folk made it difficult with all those challenging moves?

Yoga

Yoga Sanskrit: योग; About this soundpronunciation) literally means "UNION", it is a group of physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which originated in ancient India. Though few skeptics consider yoga as one of the six orthodox philosophical schools of Hinduism, its methods and effects are now being studied and accepted worldwide, with many research studies supporting how it enhances immunity and lung capacity.

There is a broad variety of yoga schools, practices, and goals in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism. The term "Yoga" in the Western world often denotes a modern form of hatha yoga and yoga as exercise, consisting largely of the postures or asanas, however that is through the Western lens. The word “yoga” essentially means “that which brings you in UNION with REALITY"[ Higher Self] and this could be through various methods. There are broadly four types of yoga - Karma yoga, Kriya Yoga, Bhakti yoga and Jnana yoga.

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My eyes! My God, my eyes!

Emphasis mine.

don't kid yourself - the only reason you are a Yoga Teacher is because you are Black and your yoga instructors are too timid to point out the elephant in the room

who in their right mind would seek instruction from a morbidly obese teacher that is too fat to wipe her own ass

Gee I thought it said Body Atlas.. when I first read this.. okay so what is a very big girl doing pretending to be an activist for other overeaters?

face down ass up...

How about a warning next time. That bitch has be gourging on choco puddin.

Why are blacks in the USA so damned whiny about being inferior?

I mean they are good at murdering themselves and helpless whites but other than that really I can't think of much other than sports.

Ahhh, dang it! I guess I'll have to cancel my class with her.

If you're going to hate someone for the way they look, Yogi Mamma Bear is the one.