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What color do you turn when you tan?

 
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I get as dark as my Hispanic wife..
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Fuck you

That’s what colour I turn
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I have very fair skin but I turn a shade of gold after being in the sun.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Copper.

I am Irish and German.

I don't turn a noticeable brown but if my shorts slip below my waist and you catch a glimpse of non tanned versus my tanned....it is a remarkable difference

It is 100% copper-toned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72571380


Copper also, I'm Irish, Scottish and English.

sun

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ohyeah
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get as dark as my Hispanic wife..
 Quoting: Supreme ChugALugging


When I tan I turn the color of an African American.

That's always when I got to the salon to get my hair did.
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White. I think the sun bleaches out my skin, totally normal right?
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White. I think the sun bleaches out my skin, totally normal right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80528865


It's because you're doing it wrong.

You have to learn the "very tan," slang....

Then you will be good to go.
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I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.
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Funniest shit I've read all day.

I'm so white that....
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77864301


Funniest shit I've read all day.

I'm so white that....
 Quoting: Mr. Lee


Nobody is as white as BLM protesters.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get as dark as my Hispanic wife..
 Quoting: Supreme ChugALugging


When I tan I turn the color of an African American.

That's always when I go to the salon to get my hair did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


My hair even curls up into a fro.

I'm like, "why you be thinking I'm an afro American for."
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Pinky
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get freckles… huffy
 Quoting: LittleMe


lmhello

I get reverse freckles

in the winter I go from dark tan

then little white dots appear in the dark tan

and then about one - two weeks later the rest of it fades out
 Quoting: Naunet


My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get freckles… huffy
 Quoting: LittleMe


:lmhello:

I get reverse freckles

in the winter I go from dark tan

then little white dots appear in the dark tan

and then about one - two weeks later the rest of it fades out
 Quoting: Naunet


My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
 Quoting: LittleMe


Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
middle eastern genes.., i get olive
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Astral battles? Thank God I only got half out of my body while conscious and meditating. Because if I saw anyone battling I'd grab them by their ears and sit in them in the corner.
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If you saw some of the things out there you would think differently.

Good luck grabbing some of those things by the "ears".
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
My husband gets a beautiful dark tan, and me? I got skin cancer trying to match.

I’m an idiot. Red....peel....back to paste-y white.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71088931


I used to date an Italian girl in Youngstown Ohio who would tan an amazing color. I was happy to take her to the disco.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


Buckeyes....

Youngstown had steel mills.... could that be the reason?


nah, Italians do great in the sun, both northern and southern Italians.
 Quoting: beeches


Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, Portuguese, Macedonians, Albanians, Romanians, Bulgarians, Serbians, and Bosnians are all quite swarthy and tan very well.
Germans, Belgians, Austrians, Swiss, British, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovakians, Ukrainians, and even a lot of Dutch can take some sun and tan some.
Scandinavians though can't take the sun at all and then fire engine red within a few minutes of being in the sun.
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Red
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Astral battles? Thank God I only got half out of my body while conscious and meditating. Because if I saw anyone battling I'd grab them by their ears and sit in them in the corner.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


If you saw some of the things out there you would think differently.

Good luck grabbing some of those things by the "ears".
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Ears? She's right.
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What you thought was the end is the beginning.” – Rod Serling
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Astral battles? Thank God I only got half out of my body while conscious and meditating. Because if I saw anyone battling I'd grab them by their ears and sit in them in the corner.
 Quoting: Sungaze_At_Dawn


If you saw some of the things out there you would think differently.

Good luck grabbing some of those things by the "ears".
 Quoting: Ladye Jayne Smith


She's right.

Most have no idea what is "out there."

Those who do absolutely hate what we're seeing today from the demonic globalists.
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Why is this pinned?
Chill out, its just a Lancashire Rose
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Red
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All from the color of your tanned hide...

interesting
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get freckles… huffy
 Quoting: LittleMe


lmhello

I get reverse freckles

in the winter I go from dark tan

then little white dots appear in the dark tan

and then about one - two weeks later the rest of it fades out
 Quoting: Naunet


My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
 Quoting: LittleMe


Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
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Purple. And no, I don't eat People. Unless you have a Vagina. Then I am ; cave echo amplified effect, "The Purple People Eater".
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:lmhello:

I get reverse freckles

in the winter I go from dark tan

then little white dots appear in the dark tan

and then about one - two weeks later the rest of it fades out
 Quoting: Naunet


My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
 Quoting: LittleMe


Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Are you Scandinavian blonde and blue eyed?
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My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
 Quoting: LittleMe


Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Are you Scandinavian blonde and blue eyed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80574920


lmnope
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Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Are you Scandinavian blonde and blue eyed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80574920


lmnope
 Quoting: LittleMe


She's beautiful inside and out!

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