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What color do you turn when you tan?

 
A Jackson

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07/08/2021 12:33 AM

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Red.
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07/08/2021 12:41 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.
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Funniest shit I've read all day.

I'm so white that....
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Fuck you

That’s what colour I turn
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07/08/2021 01:20 AM
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I turn white.
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07/08/2021 01:25 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


reddish bronze. However that would take me a few days and tons of hours of sun to be that beautiful.
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07/08/2021 01:43 AM

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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Odd anecdote:


I am an American white boy who lived in Taiwan and Hong Kong for several years.

In that part of the world, tanned / dark skin is associated with those who work
outdoors.. Field workers. Laborers. The perceived lower rungs on the societal ladder.

Outward physical beauty is, in part, gauged on how the lightness of one's skin.

Allz I'm sayin..
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07/08/2021 02:39 AM
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I am of the gods.. I don't tan.
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07/08/2021 02:59 AM
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Brown with pink and white polka dots
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07/08/2021 03:11 AM
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Boiled lobster.
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07/08/2021 03:16 AM

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I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


A fully vaxxed sparkling gay vampire with magnetic properties and a lot of red karma.
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Fuck yeak...magnetic sparkling power.
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07/08/2021 03:19 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Dark.

Supposedly in spanish armada, they ended up in ireland west coast. Thats why decades ago, there were some families in ireland with dark skin, ie like spanish, or portugese.

Thats where brown eyes came from in ireland supposedly, as its not a native thing.

So its quite possible our ancestors in ireland, were partly from spanish armada people who ended up in ireland, after spanish armada failed against england, and sailed around britain.

So my skin just goes brown.

I remember when kids, an uncle we had went to greece or something, and when he came back he looked like an indian, lol, he was so brown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79893254


This is a longstanding myth which has been completely debunked.

No Spanish in Ireland.
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The pre-Celtic Irish were very much like the people that also lived on the Iberian penninsula. A very early European type.
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I am Greek and Czech. I tan sort of an orange brown.
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07/08/2021 03:24 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


I usually turn tan when I tan.
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07/08/2021 03:31 AM
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Light Arab brown.
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Knew a girl of French decent who tanned well but said that she turned green when she didn't get any sun for a long time.

I wonder how she looks now.
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07/08/2021 03:47 AM
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Pantone 7515C
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perception->relation->behaviour
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07/08/2021 03:58 AM
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Red....peel....back to paste-y white.
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Same. Although my freckles do show up more after I've been in the sun for a while!
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Brown with pink and white polka dots
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epiclol
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Fuck you

That’s what colour I turn
 Quoting: Lover_Girl


epiclol
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Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


I usually turn tan when I tan.
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Thanks for the obvious Mr. obvious.
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07/08/2021 04:11 AM
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I am of the gods.. I don't tan.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77864301


Funniest shit I've read all day.

I'm so white that....
 Quoting: Mr. Lee


——
Especially these days when “White” is a naughty word! :) Haaa!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73063447


rere23
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get as dark as my Hispanic wife..
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I bet your wife is a blow up doll.
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07/08/2021 04:14 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
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Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
 Quoting: LittleMe

Are you Scandinavian blonde and blue eyed?
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:lmnope:
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I bet your a man from Nantucket who sat on a bucket and tried to fuck it
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07/08/2021 04:17 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
i get brown and then i loot and burn down buildings


just kidding

i only get red..

i stay the fuck out of the sun
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
The days when I attempted tanning never could get out of fair skin range.

So, white to less white.

It’s ridiculous and it’s the same with all three of my kids. Ash blondes, so no red hair. We don’t bother with tans, fortunately none of us burn easily.

My one regret, growing up in southern Ca, is not protecting my hands from the sun. Most women are concerned with protecting their face but forget about the hands. Driving in CA sun is brutal on the hands

Last Edited by Dame on 07/08/2021 04:53 AM
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Knew a girl of French decent who tanned well but said that she turned green when she didn't get any sun for a long time.

I wonder how she looks now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73822851


Olive toned skin has a slower aging process. Their skin usually has a smooth glowing appearance. She probably looks good as long as she wasn’t a smoker
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07/08/2021 04:42 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I don't tan.
I'm proud of my beautiful super fair untanned skin.

It definitely suits me with my extremely long, silky shiny natural platinum blonde hair, platinum blonde eyelashes and eyebrows, (and yes I'm platinum blonde down below too), and very bright ice blue eyes, and all of my beautiful very Nordic features.

I'm so fair I couldn't tan even if I tried and I never would try.

My husband is naturally platinum blonde with bright ice blue eyes and extremely fair untamable skin too.

So are my kids, my sisters(don't have any brothers), and parents.


We're fully Scandinavian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80563266


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:lmhello:

I get reverse freckles

in the winter I go from dark tan

then little white dots appear in the dark tan

and then about one - two weeks later the rest of it fades out
 Quoting: Naunet


My freckles are permanent… all seasons. grumpy2
 Quoting: LittleMe


Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78121322


I’ve had freckles since I was born chuckle … and tbh, I don’t like tanning at all… don’t like being in the sun cuz my face gets red and have terrible headaches… I do avoid the sun.
 Quoting: LittleMe


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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Bronze.
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.





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