What color do you turn when you tan?

Plaid.

Maybe you do need a shower. Try soap. Or are you mud people?

That's a shade of brown, isn't it?

Did you want to turn golden?

Just the standard redneck trailer trash.

My husband gets a beautiful dark tan, and me? I got skin cancer trying to match.

I’m an idiot. Red....peel....back to paste-y white.

I would dread looking like the California golden ones. Absolutely dread it. I look like a dirty red neck in a southern novel.

Copper. Like a penny.

in my youth, I was golden

now? off white, not enough to cover the varicose veins

Nothing wrong with that.

Light gold not dark copper

Blue-eyed cracker here and I get darker than Barack Obama.

I used to date an Italian girl in Youngstown Ohio who would tan an amazing color. I was happy to take her to the disco.

I know plenty of folks like that!

orange

turn color? me already black

Dark.

Supposedly in spanish armada, they ended up in ireland west coast. Thats why decades ago, there were some families in ireland with dark skin, ie like spanish, or portugese.

Thats where brown eyes came from in ireland supposedly, as its not a native thing.

So its quite possible our ancestors in ireland, were partly from spanish armada people who ended up in ireland, after spanish armada failed against england, and sailed around britain.

So my skin just goes brown.

I remember when kids, an uncle we had went to greece or something, and when he came back he looked like an indian, lol, he was so brown.

Burnt Umber aka reddish brown.

I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.

A fully vaxxed sparkling gay vampire with magnetic properties and a lot of red karma.

I know French, German, Lebanese and Greek people and they tan very differently. The Lebanese don't seem to tan at all but they aren't dark like Arabs. The Greeks tan beautiful colors. So do the French.

I get black as a coal black n-word.
I think there must have been an n-word
in the woodshed.

Yes, when I reach full red I will unlock super powers.

Red like a lobster.

97% Scandanavian and I turn golden brown, I used to get even darker when I was younger. Now I just get the farmer tan.

Dark golden brown

I don't tan.
I'm proud of my beautiful super fair untanned skin.

It definitely suits me with my extremely long, silky shiny natural platinum blonde hair, platinum blonde eyelashes and eyebrows, (and yes I'm platinum blonde down below too), and very bright ice blue eyes, and all of my beautiful very Nordic features.

I'm so fair I couldn't tan even if I tried and I never would try.

My husband is naturally platinum blonde with bright ice blue eyes and extremely fair untamable skin too.

So are my kids, my sisters(don't have any brothers), and parents.


We're fully Scandinavian.

I'm as fair as can be without being albino.
So I burn super easy.
My husband almost as fair as me.


My sisters, my kids, and my parents are all extremely fair too and burn very easy.


We never use sunscreen.
That stuff is toxic and more harmful than the sun

We are always when outside especially in the summer, and when it's warm and sunny.

So hopefully we never get skin cancer.