What color do you turn when you tan?

Lol, I always tell people I'm so white my skin reflects the sun and is therefore tan proof.

I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.

Dark.

Supposedly in spanish armada, they ended up in ireland west coast. Thats why decades ago, there were some families in ireland with dark skin, ie like spanish, or portugese.

Thats where brown eyes came from in ireland supposedly, as its not a native thing.

So its quite possible our ancestors in ireland, were partly from spanish armada people who ended up in ireland, after spanish armada failed against england, and sailed around britain.

So my skin just goes brown.

I remember when kids, an uncle we had went to greece or something, and when he came back he looked like an indian, lol, he was so brown.

Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.

Funniest shit I've read all day.

I'm so white that....

Are you Scandinavian blonde and blue eyed?

Wait until you turn around 45 to 50...

The tan you just had to have causes serious skin damage and age spots start popping out all over your body.

Wear sunblock people. A tan might look decent for a short while but it destroys your skin.