Will Joe Biden get America out of Afghanistan?

Thought I'd start a humour thread this afternoon. If Joe visits Afghanistan, the only thing he'll be in a position to do is to outbid the men of an Afghan village for the bacha bazi dancing boy that evening. And Joe prefers little girls. Tactical nukes won't work since the opium crops would be ruined, nobody would believe Joe if he converted to Islam, so where does that leave the U.S.? Oh yeah, a gradual withdrawal. But America needs that opium, so Joe's next trip should probably be to Mexico for a meetup with the Jalisco boys. They seem to be overtaking Sinaloa's gangsters. It's a complicated world, let's all be thankful for a Presient who's up to the job.