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Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy

 
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Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
There hair is bright and shiny like the sun
There hair is the color of the sun
There eyes the color of the sky on a bright sunny day


There skin very white like white puffy clouds ion a bright sunny day
Most men also find blue eyed blondes hoand the sun is hot.yet there so vulnerable to the sun and sunburn so easy.


Redheads burn easy too
But they aren't the color of a bright sunny day
There the color of a bloody martian day.


Brunettes on the other hand have all the coloring of a dark gloomy cloudy day
There hair eyes and skin all like a dark gloomy cloudy day
Yet they take the sun very well and don't sunburn easy


Why is it that natural blondes with blue eyes who have all the coloring of a bright sunny day and are hot like the sun can't take the sun which there coloring resembles and burn so easy while brunettes who resemble a dark gloomy cloudy day which us the opposite of the sun take the sun so we'll and don't burn easy?
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Blue eyed blondes come from dark gloomy cloudy cold climates.
Brunettes come from warm sunny climates.
I guess God put blue eyed blondes in cold cloudy climates because cold cloudy climates need hot, bright, shiny blondes to heat things up.
God probably brunettes in warm sunny climates because warm sunny climates need dark gloomy brunettes to cool things off.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
They need to ground themselves. Early morning sun, toes in the grass. When I do this consistently, I don’t burn. Blond w green eyes.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
who knows

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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
had a gf like that kept her in the bedroom
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Blue eyed blondes come from dark gloomy cloudy cold climates.
Brunettes come from warm sunny climates.
I guess God put blue eyed blondes in cold cloudy climates because cold cloudy climates need hot, bright, shiny blondes to heat things up.
God probably brunettes in warm sunny climates because warm sunny climates need dark gloomy brunettes to cool things off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80490819


people in extremely hot climates adapt to the climate automatically with tanned skin and dark hair. extreme heat would probably cause curls for isolation.

cold places where humans need to absorb as much sunlight as possible the opposite would probably happen

like hight. people in high places grow up short (Laos averages 5'1 at elevations of 500 meter) while people below sealevel just happen to grow tall (dutch people).

just some theories

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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
and the notion that there is no sunlight in those areas is moranic.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
so you are trying to tell us all that travelling from the UK to africa, should turn us black?
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
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Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
There hair is bright and shiny like the sun
There hair is the color of the sun
There eyes the color of the sky on a bright sunny day


There skin very white like white puffy clouds ion a bright sunny day
Most men also find blue eyed blondes hoand the sun is hot.yet there so vulnerable to the sun and sunburn so easy.


Redheads burn easy too
But they aren't the color of a bright sunny day
There the color of a bloody martian day.


Brunettes on the other hand have all the coloring of a dark gloomy cloudy day
There hair eyes and skin all like a dark gloomy cloudy day
Yet they take the sun very well and don't sunburn easy


Why is it that natural blondes with blue eyes who have all the coloring of a bright sunny day and are hot like the sun can't take the sun which there coloring resembles and burn so easy while brunettes who resemble a dark gloomy cloudy day which us the opposite of the sun take the sun so we'll and don't burn easy?
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great thinker you are ... very interesting observations!hf
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
There hair is bright and shiny like the sun
There hair is the color of the sun
There eyes the color of the sky on a bright sunny day


There skin very white like white puffy clouds ion a bright sunny day
Most men also find blue eyed blondes hoand the sun is hot.yet there so vulnerable to the sun and sunburn so easy.


Redheads burn easy too
But they aren't the color of a bright sunny day
There the color of a bloody martian day.


Brunettes on the other hand have all the coloring of a dark gloomy cloudy day
There hair eyes and skin all like a dark gloomy cloudy day
Yet they take the sun very well and don't sunburn easy


Why is it that natural blondes with blue eyes who have all the coloring of a bright sunny day and are hot like the sun can't take the sun which there coloring resembles and burn so easy while brunettes who resemble a dark gloomy cloudy day which us the opposite of the sun take the sun so we'll and don't burn easy?
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Op you are a fucking idiot
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
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Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
 Quoting: T-Man


if someone was covered up for the entire winter they would have fairer skin and would definitely red burn in 20 min on first exposure.

your skin tans with even minimal light to provide protection. i bet you don't burn so easily on your hands and forearms.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
They aren't supposed to leave the kitchen except when told to.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78980992


Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
 Quoting: T-Man


vice versa, if you live in africa, you wouldn't burn at all,
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
MY ASS IS WHITER THEN THE SUN...
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
I knew a natural blonde and she was very intelligent, a bio scientist with a cold streek that reminded me somewhat of nazi scientists.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
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Nah, the one i knew was scary intelligent with a cold streak in her.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
so you are trying to tell us all that travelling from the UK to africa, should turn us black?
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She was natural, complete with full blonde pelt, and no she wasn't into that stuff she had a bff who was though and she worried about her dating them to the extent that they had a system of code words her friend texted her about the percived threat level.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78980992


Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
 Quoting: T-Man


vice versa, if you live in africa, you wouldn't burn at all,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78980992



In America maybe, but she was an Essex girl through and through and I,m sure she'd be more than sligtly pissed off with you saying that.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
i dont burn. then again im outside every day. cant remember the last time i got sunburned.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Their lighter skin absorbs more sunlight and creates more Vitamin D than darker skinned people. Those darker brunettes originated in more tropical climes where strong sun is not rare and they needed protection from UV rays.
Rich ladies always wore big hats to keep them from getting weather beaten like an Indian or field hand.
Being pale is beautiful, youthful, and of a higher value than some wrinkled, leathery faced hag.
Still.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
It's very cloudy in Scandinavia
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Blondes should be drown at birth. They are ugly and dumb.
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Ghey
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Wrong diet
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
Why does this same thread get posted 5 times a day?
Is it because it's bait?

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don't avoid the sun you won't burn.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78980992


Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
 Quoting: T-Man


Burning that easy means you are full of heavy metals.
The sun is an electromagnet not a nuclear ball of fission.

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 06/15/2021 07:58 PM
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
they DON'T sunburn so easily.

that's the lie here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78980992


Personally i can probably burn in a matter of 20 minutes on a hot day.

its pretty much a regular yearly thing... lol
 Quoting: T-Man


Im a fully Scandinavian woman with very long natural platinum blonde hair and very bright blue eyes.
My eyelashes, eyebrows and pubic hair are platinum blonde too.
I burn almost from just walking out the door in the summer, and don't tan at all.
I always have to be very careful, and protect and safe myself when in the sun.
I'm not albino but I'm probably the lightest a non-albino can be.

My husband is Scandinavian, and blonde and blue eyed too.
Not quite as much as me.
He burns pretty easy too, but not quite as easy as me.


As much as I hate how careful I have to be outside, especially in the summer I do love my blonde hair blue eyes and fair skin, and wouldn't trade them for anything.
We are the most beautiful and intelligent women on the planet.
Blonde blue eyed men are the strongest, most handsome, most intelligent men in the planet.


I never use any makeup, mascara fake tans or any your of cosmetics either.
I'm beautiful the way I am.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
All blondes I've known weather natural or died have been stupid and ugly.
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I sense severe jealousy.
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Re: Why is it that blue eyed blondes have all the coloring of a bright sunny day yet they sunburn so easy
There hair is bright and shiny like the sun
There hair is the color of the sun
There eyes the color of the sky on a bright sunny day


There skin very white like white puffy clouds ion a bright sunny day
Most men also find blue eyed blondes hoand the sun is hot.yet there so vulnerable to the sun and sunburn so easy.


Redheads burn easy too
But they aren't the color of a bright sunny day
There the color of a bloody martian day.


Brunettes on the other hand have all the coloring of a dark gloomy cloudy day
There hair eyes and skin all like a dark gloomy cloudy day
Yet they take the sun very well and don't sunburn easy


Why is it that natural blondes with blue eyes who have all the coloring of a bright sunny day and are hot like the sun can't take the sun which there coloring resembles and burn so easy while brunettes who resemble a dark gloomy cloudy day which us the opposite of the sun take the sun so we'll and don't burn easy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77736364


Very interesting observation I never actually thought about it but what you say does sound very accurate





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