The Witch's Corner

I'm not dead. Don't listen to the rumors lol

ZOMBIE WITCH!

https://imgur.com/Yn9XG35

Would a zombie be eating cheetos and sipping tea and nursing an arthritic hip?

I think not sir lol

Maybe! Zombie Witch might! You don't know! Well maybe you do.
Y'know, coz you are one.

This is clearly trickery and coded speech and its brains and blood and your 'arthritic hip' is coz your body is all decaying. It's ok maybe you'll heal up with more braaaaains and blood. :)

Quite the visual actually. Witch hat included.
AND NOW WE KNOW WHY YOU'RE GREEN! :D

Night of the living witch?

We should write the movie....

Haha.

*screen darkens*
*eighties movie ad voice*

In a sleepy southern town something stirs in the gloom...
Moans, groans and demented cackling keep the population locked safely in their homes while the local sheriff laughs off their claims as superstitious folly.

"Go home Cecil, you're drunk!"

...or he did... until he went missing!

*empty sheriff's office scene*

Now it's up to one group of brave hillbillies to find the sheriff, the source of the noises and get home in time for banjo's and moonshine!

*happy hillbilly and spooky night scenes*

Reminds me of this lol

Algorithm did its thing, now I am here:



At 14min I am 'wait wtf is happening, what is this excellence'

One day.. back in 1974, when I was in High School,
my ceramics class was next to the auto shop.
That year, they were taking apart an engine to a GTO 1969.
To get to my class, we had to walk past the auto shop, where
the 'Bad Boys' worked on their engines and made fun of the
other students. One day, after they had taken the engine apart,
I had to walk through the auto shop to get to the other side of the building.
Since no one was there, I stopped and took a look at how far they had gotten with the
engine. All of the nuts and bolts were in one of the cans
next to the torn apart engine.
Okay.. I can see what they are doing. Not touching anything,
I continued through the shop and out the other side.
Next day, I did the same thing. Arrived early and went through
the shop to get to the other side of the building.
However, this time, I dropped three matching bolts into the
can and then kept walking.

Two weeks later the Bullies had finally put the engine back
together again... however they had three left over bolts.
Looking at the bolts and then at the engine.. they tore it
apart again to find out where they missed putting the bolts
in.
They were too busy and stress out to give anyone a bad time
for almost a month...

Yep.. they can put it back together again...

One day.. back in 1974, when I was in High School,
my ceramics class was next to the auto shop.
That year, they were taking apart an engine to a GTO 1969.
To get to my class, we had to walk past the auto shop, where
the 'Bad Boys' worked on their engines and made fun of the
other students. One day, after they had taken the engine apart,
I had to walk through the auto shop to get to the other side of the building.
Since no one was there, I stopped and took a look at how far they had gotten with the
engine. All of the nuts and bolts were in one of the cans
next to the torn apart engine.
Okay.. I can see what they are doing. Not touching anything,
I continued through the shop and out the other side.
Next day, I did the same thing. Arrived early and went through
the shop to get to the other side of the building.
However, this time, I dropped three matching bolts into the
can and then kept walking.

Two weeks later the Bullies had finally put the engine back
together again... however they had three left over bolts.
Looking at the bolts and then at the engine.. they tore it
apart again to find out where they missed putting the bolts
in.
They were too busy and stress out to give anyone a bad time
for almost a month...

Yep.. they can put it back together again...

Youtube is full with the witchfcraftz

Quite so, quite so...

*glances around warily*

Calm down. No need to look over your shoulder.

*stares at you, smiling*

You don't have consent. Please cease.

"A Sydney nightclub has banned staring unless the person doing the staring gets the prior consent of the person they are staring at to continue staring."

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]

(I've been waiting since I saw this to bust it out on you)

Wait wut?

I can go to prisons for unconsenting starings?

Pffft.

Might be worth it.

You don't have consent. Please cease.

"A Sydney nightclub has banned staring unless the person doing the staring gets the prior consent of the person they are staring at to continue staring."

[link to www.news.com.au (secure)]

(I've been waiting since I saw this to bust it out on you)

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“But officer…. I was just…. uhhhh…. people watching.”



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“But officer…. I was just…. uhhhh…. people watching.”



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I like to watch :D

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(*elbows G-Dub*)

“Officer, she wasn’t making a sexual innuendo…
she meant we were WATCHING people, not staring at them.”

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*shows a little cleavage*

Hey it got me out of a speeding ticket last time.

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I don’t have cleavage to show off, but what do you suppose may happen if I unzip my fly to the cop..??

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