The Witch's Corner

Might be right... what sort of gift does Superaven like?
Also, remember we already had roast spiderpig.



'Twas a little past the mid of year,
When sipping drink I'd choke and sputter.
I spied above me creature dark, and down at me did sneer,
Somewhat like a spider this, but mostly fat and flubber.

"Ious Nox Ob"; it spat a spell, with a grin lacking veneer,
Toxic spray sent squirting from it's horrid little trotter.
"Ah!" I cried and Z came running wielding knife and spear,
"Where's the Witch!?" I cried again, "Fuck, we really need 'er".

And out from shadow G-Dub stepped and cast illusion clear:
"Piggy, wiggy on the ceiling - look a sow, go get her!",
Tricked, this beast, it took the bait - we waited til 'twas near,
Then stab and slash, we cut it up but "shh"; no need to blubber.

Quick it was - not a gruesome kill - there is no need for fear,
This strange odd thing it now was gone, but no it didn't suffer.
As Z did stab it turned about, and I slit from ear to ear,
It's steaming blood poured rapid out, filling up the gutter.

The squeal was short, then gurgle, pop - never again to jeer,
We cleaned him out and the dog cried out; some offal for the pupper!
Then on the spit our roast of pig - and another pint of beer,
This thing so high and mighty once; "Call Elf! We've got a tasty supper!"

You’re a latent rapper, Ty.

Your ability to spit-fire poetic lyr ics is impressive.

You could be the Aussie Eminem.

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Lol such bravery

Gangstalkin' bitches, gaslightin' witches,
A little birdy told me, or was it two?
But I don't need The Witches Hammer,
I was scribblin' sigils and speakin' spells, hell -
This was back when you were still doin' tinkles, belle!
I don't even need to target, just loose it like Thor's magic
It aint pneumatic, more like thaumatic, maybe Thormatic?
Nope. I'm Taumatic.

:P

That’s tits! I love it!

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Thanks, glad you enjoy :D
It'd be fun to write for someone who could perform this sort of thing well, that's a thing isn't it? :P

Hell yes, it’s a thing!

Do you have any idea how many performers buy their songs from song writers?

I personally know a guy that made a very good living (now retired) selling songs to well known country music singers.
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Comparing one craft to another,
With simple examples.

Address someone directly, rather then snarky side comments

no u

:P

lol.

Sometimes things said that aren't directed, but are related, may seem to carry a tone unintended. Often from previous similar questions.

I answered the free will thing really well somewhere, sometime. Buggered if I know the exact fairly neat little bundle of words I wrapped it up in though. :P

Actually lets see if I can do it in a different way, with a bunch less words.

We should always respect the free will of a person, wherein said free will is being applied in such a way that it does not affect others or themselves in a negative manner. Where it is not the above case, we should concede to their decision only when they are capable of a fully informed decision from a perspective that is not distorted.


Ugh, sounds shitty and likely loopholes, but I'll post.
Fully informed and not distorted includes kids veggies and dogs pills. What's a distorted perspective though, especially in a world full of lies for profit.

It sorta works though:
"Eat your veggies"
"No!"
"Do you understand what will happen if you never eat veggies?"
"More ice-cream!"
*hides veggies*

Ty_ Major talent!!

Thank ye Ma'am.

Can get all kinds of wonky...

I mean, I've scraped pills out of a friends mouth when they were trying to OD... they were biting me at the time, so that was a pretty fucking big violation of their free will.
Sure, they thanked me afterwards (they were just put on new medication to treat an acquired brain injury and reacted badly) but at the time...



Even my pups know if they finish their dinner, they get an after dinner treat.
But you know, when the adults told me I couldn't possible fit ice cream in if I was to full to eat my veggies, my counter was the ice cream melts and fills in the gaps.

It's not the best way mate, not by a long shot.
But... if I've got to force the anti-tick medication down my dog's throat (long haired german shepard, good chance I would not spot a paralysis tick until it was to late)...well...

Of course, these are simple examples that don't fully apply at all and even within can vary wildly given each unique situation.

Different tools for different days I suppose

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Your example fits with the "fully informed decision from a perspective that is not distorted"

As for the rest, yep - you're right. The wonkiness.
Case by case is clearly best, but we also are assuming here that the person making the call in each case is of sound enough mind to make the call without a distorted perception of their own. lol.

Here's the end of a comedy segment. You may be familiar.
Anyone viewing: potentially offensive warning, but the message is valid.

Try not to be a...

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Perhaps one day we’ll see Ty “spittin’ troof” with blinged up hair and gold teeth!

Give yourself a minimum of 10 lashes with rusty barbed wire for that. Just terrible lol :P

Writing for someone else to perform though, interesting. My best roles in life have typically not been as the flashy front man.

Duuuuude.... ya gotta step out of your comfort zone, maaaaaan!

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I'm for bed anyway, night all!

You can come back now GW, it's safe ;P