I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot."

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I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot."
Jimmy Chonga Offer Upgrade User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "In an alarming study, scientists from Dumblefuck, Maine have found that the New Gamma variant of Covid that has been ravaging through Belfast, Ireland to be the deadliest, scariest strain yet. It can spread faster than sound and the virus can be transmitted over 3 miles from just one sneeze from a small child. 27,000 people are dying from it every minute. Make sure you have your 9th Covid shot so your Covid pass can be updated."

Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "In other News, all other forms of illness have now been completely eradicated due to mask wearing and social distancing."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." President Harris said in an early morning statement: "Either you are with us, or you are with the Covid."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80080501 United States 06/22/2021 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." Wouldn't surprise me if what you said is the narrative verbatim in 2022.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 80073198 United States 06/22/2021 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." President Harris said in an early morning statement: "Either you are with us, or you are with the Covid." Quoting: Jimmy Chonga
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." Wouldn't surprise me if what you said is the narrative verbatim in 2022. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80080501 I bet it will be close at least...
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." President Harris said in an early morning statement: "Either you are with us, or you are with the Covid." Quoting: Jimmy Chonga Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80073198 Say what you want, but that man could dance.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79483635 France 06/22/2021 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." At least we don't have to worry about the billions of flu variants. No cases anymore. Flu has been eliminated.
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "Vice President Fauci has issued a warning that three masks will protect better than two and to keep trusting the science."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." At least we don't have to worry about the billions of flu variants. No cases anymore. Flu has been eliminated. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79483635 "Computer keyboards in hospitals have now been updated with a Covid button to help save valuable time."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "Kanye West has released a new Covid line of shower gels and bath bombs. They contain mrna spike proteins and "hope" and have sold out everywhere."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "A woman in a Kentucky Kroger store beat a family to death for only wearing two masks." She has been released on $400 bail."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "The popular comedy News site, The Onion has shut down claiming "There's nothing left for us to do. Life has become 100% parody."

Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "Vice President Fauci recommends never leaving your home and to order everything you need from Amazon and similar websites. A fourteenth batch of stimulus checks have been approved and will start going out next week. No one knows where the money is actually coming from but it is rumored to be from unused pension funds as the elderly are dying by the millions."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "Kraft foods is looking into a feasible way to produce Soylent Green as bodies are stacking up worldwide. In other News, at least 95% of the world has had at least 7 vaccine shots."
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 36994954 United States 06/22/2021 12:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." "Warnings on food labels now indicate if the product has not been genetically modified."

Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 80521129 United States 06/24/2021 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." Well I'll be damned.... I must be a prophet. -"The Delta and Gamma Covid-19 Variants Are Taking Over the US "Two dreaded coronavirus variants are swiftly overthrowing the previously most-dreaded variant in the US. Their ascendance is making experts worry that the country could see continued outbreaks and resurgences of Covid-19 unless the current sluggish pace of vaccination quickens." [link to www.msn.com (secure)]
Jimmy Chonga (OP) User ID: 80521129 United States 06/24/2021 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I've Seen the Future. 2022: "Scientists Warn the New Gamma Variant is Even More Deadly Than Previous Strains. Get Your 9th Shot." Well I'll be damned.... I must be a prophet. -"The Delta and Gamma Covid-19 Variants Are Taking Over the US "Two dreaded coronavirus variants are swiftly overthrowing the previously most-dreaded variant in the US. Their ascendance is making experts worry that the country could see continued outbreaks and resurgences of Covid-19 unless the current sluggish pace of vaccination quickens." [link to www.msn.com (secure)] Quoting: Jimmy Chonga Dreaded, most dreaded...
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