The Wytges Crystal Ball

If you hear it in your head, who is talking to you?

Death stalks them even now, but they know not.

They will not ward off the famine.

8Therefore shall her plagues converge in one day, death, and mourning, and famine.

She shouldn't have shut them out like that.

They could have helped.



4Let them be confounded and put to shame that seek after my soul: let them be turned back and brought to confusion that devise my hurt.

5Let them be as chaff before the wind: and let the angel of the LORD chase them.

6Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.

7For without cause have they hid for me their snare in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.

8Let destruction come upon them unawares; and let their snare that he hath hid catch : into that very destruction let them fall.

Hey darlings! And I say darlings because it's acceptable annoying enough to portray me as the uppity bitch I am, but still seem cordial. I have to go out of town today so I won't be on much. I'll be in and out most of the day, because that gives the impression that I have some sort of life, even though I dont. Play nice and I'll be back. Because that sort of elevates me and belittles you as if I'm. Speaking to 5 year olds because I'm a clinical narcissist who is grooming you all to be my pawns. Love you all! Not really, though, it's just more virtue signaling. I wouldn't know love if it slapped me. Tee-hee.

Oh, oh, oh and I like the Cabbage witches in Salem cause they have the kewl voodew stuff and they have that lady with snakes growing out of her head n stuff and that's how Jesus is gonna destroy Babylon.



Isaiah 14
22“For I rise up against them,” says the Lord of hosts,
“And cut off from Babylon the name and remnant,
And offspring and posterity,” says the Lord.
23“I will also make Babykon a possession for the spiral bound and the mired down;
I will sweep her away with the broom of destruction,” says the Lord of Sabaoth.

I'd tell you op, that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but then you already know that don't you.

I can appreciate that you would try to imitate me. A lot of girls do. But I'm the most unique person on Instagram and tiktok.

Keep setting em up, and I jezz knock em down, neegahz! You cannot defy my Wytg Authorities!

In the meantime, here is some music for the self righteousness Chrystians!

Enjoy! :)

Isaiah 14
How you are fallen from heaven,
O Lucifer, son of the morning!
How you are cut down to the ground,
You who weakened the nations!

Now, then...let's start with a witches basic magical herb list.

Ham
Pickles
Tomato
Slice of onion
Bologna
Smoked turkey
Two slice of nine grain bread
And horseradish mustard

Now let's move on to Loreena McKennitt, because that's absolutely not stereotypical as beans and cornbread.

And all you trolls will be blown away by my Starburst girl powers.

8Now are these who soar as the clouds, and fly as the doves to their windows? - Isaiah 60

Now let's talk a little bit about the wolf totem.

That's Benjamin, ok. Y'all didn't know that cause you're dumb. But it is

Genesis 49

27Benjamin shall ravin as the wolf: at dawn he shall devour the prey, and at night he shall divide the plunder.

Now let's talk a little about the dead south and how start going north.



Jonah 2

I cried out of my affliction to the Lord, and he heard me: I cried out of the belly of hell, and thou hast heard my voice.

4And thou hast cast me forth into the deep, in the heart of the abyss, and a flood hast compassed me: all thy billows, and thy waves have passed over me.

5And I said: I am cast away out of the sight of thy eyes: but yet I shall see the holy temple again.

6The waters compassed me about even to the soul: the deep hath closed me round about, the abyss hath covered my head.

7I went down to the lowest parts of the mountains: the bars of the earth have shut me up for unto the aeons: and thou wilt bring up my life from corruption, O Lord, my God.

We're starting to combine powers and now they are afraid.

Like the power rangers? Lol

At some point I'll address some of the darker aspects of the Croft and tell you some of the things the books don't warn you about, like the evil Chrystians.

And when I do, that is when you will really see the trolls come out, I think anyway. I'm just making this dumb shit up as I go along.

As for me, I grew up facing intolerance, anger, misunderstanding and downright threats against my life. Actually, though, that's all a bullshit backstory designed to get me sympathy. I like to pretend the evil Chrystians try to burn me at the stake to get more sympathy. In my younger days I would have fought you tooth and nail but as I've gotten older, I let things go much easier. And that's all bullshit too. I'm still the vindictive cunt I've been since age 12.

In the past, I have hexed and cursed but it was only out self defense, at least that's my story and sticking to it. It's not something I do lightly and it has to be something very, very serious before I take it to that level, like my nails getting chipped or something.

Actually, there are no darker aspects to the Craft that aren't written in the stupid books because the Craft doesn't even exist except in the minds of delusional imps who buy these pop tropes.

It really is as flakey and vain as it first seems. Not an ounce of soul or truth in it.

When you're a basic bitch like me, you get a lot of mouth breathers asking you for Craft lessons.

Yes, I guess I'll whore myself out for temporal monetary assets to these fools, but I really feel bad because this bunker of bullshit I built for myself will be flooded by the cyclone from Jesus that is coming.

I am so full of shit and so screwed I can't even describe it to you, and I have dumbasses coming up to me asking for lessons when there is no tomorrow.

Isaiah 29

16Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth in him shall not be put to shame.

17Justice also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the pendulum, and the hail shall sweep away your refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow your occult place.

18And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

19From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and it shall be terror only to understand the report.

I always knew I was a useless slave bitch of Babylon. Yeah, I'm full of shit and completely delusional the likes of which you'll rarely see because I worked so hard to drain my life of all sense and meaning that had any approximation to reality.

I just never though Jesus would actually come as a thief in the night because I'm a self-deceived stone headed whore, but he sure as hellfire is.

Are you still around acs? I'll answer your questions as soon as I'm able. I'm dealing with a sick kiddo at the moment because my house is cursed by seven demons of Satan.

It's my fault, though, because I cursed God's son and his children and now God is cursing mine for my evil.

Sometimes I think that I have power because I'm a dumb bitch and then I mock the Chrystians because they seem like easy targets and I can seem powerful by marginalizing them and denying God and all justice and morality.

That's all until God strikes my house and things slowly begin to fall apart.

Then I realize how much of a piece of human excrement I am and exactly where I'm going.

Mocking someone because their kid is sick? Seriously wtf is wrong with you? No wonder she banned your ass. I would have done far worse. You're a complete sack of psycho dogshit. You try to talk like a christian but you wouldn't know jesus if he slapped you in the face.

Really. Seek professional mental help you loon.

It's my fault. I know. I shouldn't have mocked the Chrystians and denied God and all justice and morality.

I thought it was safe before the world seems so Satanic now. So I thought it was safe to be my imputant Satanic godless bitch self. But I should have known better. I really am the stupidest bitch on earth.

Well at least we agree on something

Where two or more agree, Jesus is in the midst.

If there is anyone who needs Jesus, it's you.

I know that now, but I'm a useless whore and Satan's aborted daughter.

I wish I hadn't treated the Chrystians like they're beneath me or my equals, because I now know they are my eternal superiors and I will have to kneel before them and beg for dog treats, because I'm a bitch. And bitches get table scraps if there are any.

You're just asshurt because she wouldn't stand there and take you calling her names and acting like a psycho.