The Wytges Crystal Ball

It's a dreadful morning. My puter is all wacked out.

Everything was fine and then this blasted Windows update. And I was dumb enough to use a Bill Gates product and not use Linux. Why? Because my every motion in life is completely stereotypical. I'm so predictable, you can catch me on the 6 o'clock forecast. I wish I was like the Christians. They have I Am what I Am all written in their foreheads like Revelation 22:4 says and are exalted and chilling in the divine knowledge and I'm sitting here drinking bad cofee and can't even access my magic bubble bath books.

Hello. My name is Beven, also known as the Starburst Witch. I've been on GLP for like forever now but I've rarely posted.

I'm starting a Wytg/Pegen/Wycin thread so those of us who practice the Croft can have a place to hang out and discuss topics relevant to us, like Harry Potter. I feel like this place needs a counterbalance to the Chrystian posts which now seem to dominate, which makes me sad because it means our Pegen marketing and content sucks.

This isn't a pegan exclusive thread. We welcome all who wish to participate, except I'll probably ban you if you post something with which I disagree, like the Holy Bible, I hate book because it shows how retarded I am, With respect (not really, though), I ask that there be no personal attacks (unless they're mine), no trying to convert us to your faith, but we'll convert you to ours even though we don't have any faith, and no preaching about condemning us to eternal hellfire, because that scares me and I'm a coward.

GLP has many neopegens, wycans, witgss and other non Chrystian folk who I feel have been sidelined, because they're useless posers full of more bullshit than a milk cow farm. I'd like to have a place where we can talk, discuss and have fun without all the hate and bitterness, even though pegens have mostly all hate and bitterness that we disguise as love, justice, light, tolerance, and environmentalism.

To all the Chrystians. You are most welcome here (not really, though, and as if you're supposed to care) but I would ask you to be tolerant of other's faiths and beliefs as you would have us be of yours (even though you actually wouldn't give a crap if I were intolerant of your faith, but then again, you aren't a passive aggressive flake bitch like me).

I want this to be an open, friendly place with no bashing of faiths (except that is all a load of shit and it's really just a vanity fair for fake posers like me who want to chit chat about meaningless, delusional shit). That goes for bashing the Christian faith as well.

Now with that out of the way, wytges, lets ride!

Well, I had to take a break to try to cast my hex on that dumb troll.

See, they try to get me into a witch's corner, but I remembered that episode of Wanda where she puts those runes in a sphere.

I was like, Bam! You go girl! That rawks. So that's what I did too, cause that seems kewler.

Ok. This is my baby. She's old and a little beaten up but she's still pretty. She was a gift to me from a dear friend who practices the Croft as well.

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Some occultists call it the abyss. Not to be confused with the Abyss in the Book of Revelation, actually, that's all bullshit, because the Abyss of Revelation is exactly where occultists got the concept. This is a place without form. A non place. No light, no matter, no conscious thought, and actually that's all a lie too, because the Abyss is simply the empty false reality you see everywhere around you and that dwells inside of you when you're separated from the Truth of God. Tee-hee. I've never been there and I can't say I'd like to see it lol, but actually I've always been there and have never risen above it even an inch. Jesus walked above it, but I swim around in it like it was my backyard swimming pool, because Im simply another ditz of Babylon trying to make you think I have some sort of existential knowledge that isn't common to all fallen mankind. Lol.