The Wytges Crystal Ball

What is this obsession people have with witches going skyclad?

I can't speak everyone here, but for me, no comment

No my avatar is not me. I really can't use a real picture on here, even though I wish I could. It's just too risky, and it makes me seem more mysterious than I am. Because if you saw me, all the glam would go 'poof'. In the meantime, I'm content to have an avatar kind of like a ginger version of She-Ra. I think it's some goddess, heck, I don't know. In the little town where I live, only a handful of people know what I am and for personal safety reasons I need to keep it that way, because that's a good way for me to maintain my victim status, even through I'm actually the oppressor. At least for the time being. It sucks but it comes with the territory. Not only that, but posting your pic online is dangerous even for 'normal people'. You never know who is out there looking.

Take my resident troll for example. She's already threatened me with a 'high powered vortex' In my line of business, doing nothing but being a bullshit artist and a hack writer, I have to take shit like that seriously.

It's really true that my bubble bath magic is all messed up now. Time was when there was nothing better to banish and wash away the demons but a good ol' magical bubble bath, but now I just start tripping out because I decided to stay in the abyss. And there's no place safe in the abyss.

LOL

Sometimes I sip out of a coffee cup that says Blood of My Enemies.

But what I never realize that is that I end up bathing in my own blood.

lol

lol

Isaiah 47

1Fall down and lie on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for you shall nevermore be called tender and lithe.
2Now take your grindstone and grind your own corn: uncover your locks, make bare your legs, uncover your thighs, pass it all through the streams
3There your nakedness will be uncovered, indeed, your infamy will be seen: then I will take vengeance, and I will not defer to you as another man.

This guys, is why I can't post real pics of myself, or info in which an individual could locate me, except that no one is trying to and I'm paranoid because I'm actually running from God, but he can locate me like a laser beam right between the eyes.

And note to miss troll: Yeah I screenshot all threats. :)

Edit: And this person claims to be a witch. Welcome to my life.

A little history of the burning times.

And when the Chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a Crown of Glory that is the Amaranth. - 1 Peter 5:4

8 And what woman who had ten silver coins and lost one of them does not light a candle, take the broom and sweep her house rooms searching carefully until she finds it? - Luke 15

Proverbs 5

3For the lips of the strange woman drip as the honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
4But her latter end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword.
5Her feet go down to death; her steps descend into hell.

Just so you guys know, Starting Monday night I won't be able to post as much for a few days. Nothing wrong, just witch stuff to do, like making bologna sandwiches and catching up on my Netflix series episodes I've been neglecting.

I'll need you guys to keep the pot bubbling while I'm away :)

She's got you proper hooked now.

:)

And I will spin you around and put my hooks in your jaws and drag you out with your whole army. - Ezekiel 38:4

Jeremiah 16

Behold, I will send for the many anglers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them out; and after will I send for the many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of every hole of the rocks. 17For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not occulted from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes. 18And at the start I begin recompense their iniquity and their sin in doubles; because they have defiled my earth, they have filled mine inheritance with the forms of their detestable things and abominations.

Isaiah 42

14I have a long time held my peace; long have I been still: and now will I cry aloud like a woman in travail; I will suddenly destroy and devour.

15I will make waste mountain and hill, and dry up all their herbs; and I will smite rivers into isles, and I will dry up all their pools.

16And I will lead the blind by a path that never knew; in paths unknown, I will lead them through: I will turn darkness itself into light before them, and the crooked shall become straight. These things will I do for them, and them I will not forsake.

I've got to hit the sack. I'm dead tired (and spiritually dead, as in literally dead and separated from the divine presence) and I've got a butt ton of stuff to do tomorrow, like...well, I'll think of it when I wake up. :(

Love you all, not really, though, I'm just saying that because it's in my robot hive-mind programming, and Blessed Be, because witches are supposed to say that, even though they don't actually mean it. Hee-hee.

Hey, guyses, I took this class on Hecate ceremonial magic for 7 months and I'm like so totally excited. Before Jason Miller's course my life for generally meaningless. All I knew is some folk candle magic crap I learned from Teen Vogue. But after Jason introduced me to Hecate, my life is like totally transformed with like Mandelas n stuff. I don't know what any of it means, but I paid a lot of money for course, and I'll be damned if it doesn't work, so I'm going to find meaning in it even if there is none.

What I liked most about Jason's Hecate course is that I could get a set of useless but kind of witchy bric-a-brac that I can show a my stupid friends. Jason doesn't push any set of morals, and that's what I like the most, because I hate morals. Also, the course is based upon whatever subjective hallucination I might receive while deceiving myself in a structured series of self-hypnosis sessions that I call "ritual". And, finally, you don't actually have to know anything to be successful at Jason's Hecate course, and that's probably the best part, because I didn't actually want to know anything anyway, I just wanted to fill my house with a bunch of witch looking shit and make dumb YouTube videos to impress my stupid, braindead friends.

LOL

:hf

Easy Pool. I'll deal with this. I'm a professional. You're a n00b. I know how to handle these matters.

Oh, oh, oh, the new Smith/Kotzen video is out this weekend. Kewl. lol

Malachi 4
1For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an inferno; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be nothing but stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of Sabaoth, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. 2But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of Justice arise with healing in his wings.

yes.

the fake glp witchcraft thread pisses me off too

cute but the usual hollow superficiality

the $ in magick is silent but costly

I just put the $ in BLOODLU$T right out there.

your little wimp ass trying to hold that sword tho is quite comical.

not wizard of oz like that!

fucking ignoramouses!

don't ask why you're dead!

You're a misogynist woman hater!

You're jealous of my Acts 10 Hogwarts tablecloth.

The butthurt.

I'm the Consort of The Goddess