The Wytges Crystal Ball

You're telling me you're a dildo?

The trolls try to get me over in the corner, but they will not escape the Besom of Destruction. They'll have to receive firm instruction until they learn how to treat a Lady.

Isaiah 30
20And though the Lord give you the bread of hedwig, and the water of harry, yet shall not thine masters be fenced into the corner any more, but thine eyes shall see thy masters front and center.

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If a dildo is a faker penis, I'm a more real penis than what is currently and traditionally considered a real penis in this reality

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goddess says you need to take your Covid vaccine.

Oh, man, Gretel coming in with the low arrow foot snare shot. Nice shot, Gretel! Dang! Wow.

Jeremiah 50

14Put yourselves in battle array against Babylon round about: all ye that hold the bow, let fly into her, spare not an arrow.

The best thing is to shun and mock the witches They have their own path to follow that leads to hell.

As you know, if you are a witch, you try to manipulate the situation where your beliefs are the only ones available that are not marginalized while you falsely pretend to invite Christians to have a dialogue that you never intended to have so that you can further marginalize the ones left who disagree with you. We believe you must be called to this path by your evil spirit and Satan your father. And we're right in thinking so.

Our duty is to live and teach through example. That is how we demonstrate the effects of our beliefs against yours.

We don't need to bring you into our faith by beating you over the head and telling you you're going to burn. You already know you're going to burn.

I prefer our way to yours. We're already living in your heads rent free. And we already won a long time ago.

Jeremiah 51
12Set the sign upon the walls of Babylon, make the watch strong, set up the watchers, prepare all the ambushes: for the LORD hath both crafted and executed that which he spoke against the inhabitants of Babylon.
13O you who dwell upon the many waters, abundant in plunder, your end is come, even to the full cubit arm measure of your unjust gain.

Jeremiah 51

48Then heaven and earth and all that is in them will sing for joy over the fall of Babylon, for her destroyers will invade her from the North, utters the Lord.

I don't worship Gods or Goddesses. There are some that I call upon for guidance when I need help though. Hecate, Celene, Artemis, Awen and a few others. None of them tell me anything, since they don't exist. But whatever my own delusional impulse dictates I do at the moment is what I interpret these false gods as inspiring within me. The one I call on the most however is Brigid, because she seems kinda Celtic, and that's kinda mystical and kewl, even though there's actually nothing written about ancient Brigid, and Brigid sounds better because the Catholic Church (Whore of Babylon) incorporated Brigid as a Saint, so I can kind of sound "churchy" while being an idolitor, a lot like a Catholic, which is a lot like a witch, because they're actually the same thing.

Luke 10:19

Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy.

This, friends, is why you don't dabble.

My musical tastes have been called "bizarre". I like to find the "weird stuff" that not "many people" know.

I don't know what the rules are on posting stuff from other sites are so this might get me in trouble. if it does I'll take it down

But.. if you want some kick ass coffee, check these guys out. I'm a regular buyer and these guys are good. And I'm using my fake witch fake thread to plug a product I'm no doubt invested in and which is witch affiliated, which officially makes me at least ten times more annoying than I already was, which was insufferably annoying.

Well, I'm off to bed, guys. Mostly because this woman is the dictionary definition of every nanoparticle of the feminist meta-persona of today and if I stay here trying to channel to asinine ort of mind, I'm going to honestly vomit.

Just seeing the world through her shallow, dense cow eyes is mind numbing.

I'm sorry I'm not entertaining enough. I'll try to do better

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Someone asked me to explain the Serpent symbols in my Craft tradition. I'm debating about whether I should get into that and how much I can talk abou, which translated into English means I don't have my notes and don't actually know enough of what I'm talking about to speak from memory and I actually have nothing to say on the subject that won't come off sounding retarded, and I'm needing this to sound magical and wise, but I'm not wise. I'm an information robot without actual higher abstract thought and Discernment. Whatever new age shit they shovel is what I swallow.

I feel sorry for you. What a terrible existence to be as dense, impoverished, delusional, and lost as you are.

You so have an magical power, though.

You have become keen at being vomit inducing annoying.

When this society collapses due to the stupidity of people just like you, I won't miss you.

I realize just how much I won't miss you now.

Thank you for helping me remember how sickening people like you are.

I pity you. We live in a beautiful, magical world full of infinite wonder and possibility if only people like you would choose to see it.

Instead you chose to live a box of fear, anger and hate. So much hate that it's killing you inside, like a slow cancer.

And you want the rest of us to feel the same. The fact that others don't believe the same as you enrages you.

You can't hide your soul from me dear. I know. let me repeat that. I KNOW. I know what's in your heart. I can feel your anger and hurt and you have to let it go.

You were meant for better things and happier times. Do better while you can.

Get out of my thread, and get out of my world.

Babylon is collapsing as we speak, and you will go with her.

That will be all.

May you find the peace you seek

I find my peace in knowing that systemic societal collapse is imminent and those like yourself will not be around much longer.

I've already found my peace.

Thank God I'm nothing like you.

How blessed I am to be me.

It will a good day when the summer harvest chaff begins to fly. And may it come speedily, O LORD. Blessed be the LORD God who is the only Wisard and who alone works Wonders.

Isaiah 41

15Behold, I will make thee a new double bladed threshing sledge having sharp teeth: thou shalt thresh all the mountains, and beat them fine as dust, and shalt turn hills into chaff.

16Then shalt fan them, and the blasting wind shall blow them away, and the cyclone shall scatter them abroad: and thou shalt gloat in the LORD, and shalt glory in the Holy One of Israel.

17When the poor and needy sought water, and there was none, and their tongue was silent for thirst, I the LORD did hear them, I the God of Israel did not forsake them.

18Now I open streams over the highest places, and fountains in the midst of the valleys: I turn the desert into a pool of water, and the dry land bursting fountains.

Jeremiah 51

1Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I raise up against Babylon, and against them that dwell in the inner heart of them that rose up against me, the wind of destruction;
2And I send into Babylon the wavers, and they shall fan her, and shall empty out her land: for in the day of her tribulation they shall be found against her round about.

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Amos 5
18Woe to you that complacently wish for the day of the LORD! And to what end would that be for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light.

19It is as if one had fled from a lion, and then a bear began chasing them; or as if one went into a house, and put his hand to the wall, and then received a reptilian strike.

20Shall not the day of the LORD be darkness, and not light? even very dark, and no brightness in it?

And it was "pouring down" rain. So we all just wound up sitting around her living room eating "peach cobbler" and drinking "coffee". Which I didn't mind at all, because as you'll remember, I drink coffee. Store bought coffee.

So there ya have it folks. That was my big secret trip lol

Revelation 18

14The fruit that your soul longed for will depart from you, and all the things which are rich and delicious will depart from you, and you shall find them no more at all.