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Chinese Jokes

 
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Chinese Jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese rapper?
A: Vanilla Rice

Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?

Q: What did one Chu say to the other Chu?
A: Is dat Chu bro?

Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
A: Juan Chu

Q: What do you call a game show in a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Wheel of Fortune cookies.

Q: What do they call a guitar solo in China?
A: Too Ning

Q: Why do the Chinese hate American football?
A: They spend 13 hours a day making them

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?
A: Mel Ting

Q: Why do Asian girls have small boobs?
A: Because only A's are acceptable

Q: What do you call a Chinese protest?
A: a situASIAN

Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
A: Phil Ming

Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
A: Ho Lee Fuk

Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!

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