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I Believe in Bigfoot After Spending 52 Days in the Southern Utah Wilderness

 
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I Believe in Bigfoot After Spending 52 Days in the Southern Utah Wilderness
A young man was placed into a wilderness rehabilitation program in southern Utah. While hiking and camping over an extended period, he recalls evidence that suggested Bigfoot habitation.

"I remember, specifically, the footprints were at least the length of my elbow to the tips of my fingers. I was fully grown at 6'0 when I was 17 so looking at my arm now it would have had to have been about 18 inches long and maybe 6 inches wide. I don't remember it looking any different than the shape of a normal human foot, just freaking gigantic.

Knowing what I know now, I would have documented the crap out of it and measured every toe and ridge and everything. I remember the gait was large enough that I felt like I was halfway doing the splits to reach each one and we were all laughing about it. Another thing I remember was how hard-packed the trail was and that none of us, including the staff (200+ lbs. dudes), could make an impression in the dirt even remotely close to as deep as these giant footprints were.

Deep enough that the ground looked like it was soft when the footprint was made and then it dried completely hard as a rock in the morning by the time we found them but it didn't rain at all that night before and they weren't there when we got there the afternoon before.

The footsteps went from the bottom of the T and then made a right toward the hanging food bags. Another 15 feet or so past the food bags, one of our counselors reached up and grabbed a tuft of hair that was stuck to a branch on the left side." Read more....

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Interesting experience, good article
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
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And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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it's UFO projection technology trolling you campers.
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A young man was placed into a wilderness rehabilitation program in southern Utah. While hiking and camping over an extended period, he recalls evidence that suggested Bigfoot habitation.

"I remember, specifically, the footprints were at least the length of my elbow to the tips of my fingers. I was fully grown at 6'0 when I was 17 so looking at my arm now it would have had to have been about 18 inches long and maybe 6 inches wide. I don't remember it looking any different than the shape of a normal human foot, just freaking gigantic.

Knowing what I know now, I would have documented the crap out of it and measured every toe and ridge and everything. I remember the gait was large enough that I felt like I was halfway doing the splits to reach each one and we were all laughing about it. Another thing I remember was how hard-packed the trail was and that none of us, including the staff (200+ lbs. dudes), could make an impression in the dirt even remotely close to as deep as these giant footprints were.

Deep enough that the ground looked like it was soft when the footprint was made and then it dried completely hard as a rock in the morning by the time we found them but it didn't rain at all that night before and they weren't there when we got there the afternoon before.

The footsteps went from the bottom of the T and then made a right toward the hanging food bags. Another 15 feet or so past the food bags, one of our counselors reached up and grabbed a tuft of hair that was stuck to a branch on the left side." Read more....

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youtube les stroud's bigfoot series if you have the chance and haven't already seen it. it's fucking awesome. no bs.

he makes beter sense of it then anyone else imo
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
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Sounds pretty precise
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Bears...Ive seen bears walking verticle due to injury in my woods on trail cam. Its over guys...its bears and always has been. People would talk about smell....bears...piles of bones nearby.....bears. Its a fucking bear.
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
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You're not basing that upon Melba, are you?
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they are not from here.. see face on mars.. they lived there.
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
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You're not basing that upon Melba, are you?
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No, other scientific researchers are doing it, and they are credible it seems
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And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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Bears...Ive seen bears walking verticle due to injury in my woods on trail cam. Its over guys...its bears and always has been. People would talk about smell....bears...piles of bones nearby.....bears. Its a fucking bear.
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If you saw a bear walking upright across the road fully illuminated in your headlights just 30-35 feet away,

do you think you would be able to determine whether it was a bear walking upright or not?
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
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You're not basing that upon Melba, are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531954


No, other scientific researchers are doing it, and they are credible it seems
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


What scientific researchers have what results that you are basing what upon?
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Honestly guys, Bigfoot isn't real.


I'm sorry you had to hear it here first, for the thousandth time, and decades after you should've given up on fairytales like this.


Do you guys understand that America has fucking cameras in every chunk of fucking woods in our borders?


Trail cams, government cams, government planes, drones, satellites, all with head imaging.


But somehow all we have is some shitty hilarious and corny old grainy video of some dude walking in a giant ape costume and that's all it took to "prove" the existence to many of you.


Just stop and think for adults for one second...did North America EVER EVEN HAVE ANY NATIVE AND INDIGINIOUS SPECIES OF PRIMATES...

EVER?!


But nooo, now somehow aside from never even having any native species here, we now have one that is just magically hiding out under all of our noses...a giant fucking one at that, in woods full of cameras and guns...

Yet...

Not one ever.
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In 2021 I almost have to remind myself that these threads aren't jokes and that some people actually still believe in the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and Santa Clause.
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Re: I Believe in Bigfoot After Spending 52 Days in the Southern Utah Wilderness
I believe in things that are unknown, mysterious, and unanswered.


A giant fucking primate roaming the woods of NA is just about as dumb of a visual conclusion of what those "mysteries" might manifest into as I think a person could possibly come up with.


What does exist are a lot more homeless people living in the woods in the U.S. than people think and they probably strategically plant themselves near areas they can steal food from once in a while.
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Squatches are multi dimensional
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Doing studies of environmental dna turns up results. Somewhere between chimp and man or human female and unknown male, but a primate.
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


You're not basing that upon Melba, are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531954


No, other scientific researchers are doing it, and they are credible it seems
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


What scientific researchers have what results that you are basing what upon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531954


Miroslava Munguia Ramos, project manager at the UCLA California Environmental DNA program and the ongoing Olympic project that has Jeff Meldrum onboard as well as other researchers.
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
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Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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They, Sassywatch, use aero-scooters when there are too many cacti on the 'hood.
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Let me guess. All talk and not oneo pic.
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I believe in things that are unknown, mysterious, and unanswered.


A giant fucking primate roaming the woods of NA is just about as dumb of a visual conclusion of what those "mysteries" might manifest into as I think a person could possibly come up with.


What does exist are a lot more homeless people living in the woods in the U.S. than people think and they probably strategically plant themselves near areas they can steal food from once in a while.
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wonder why shills?

these creatures are multi dimensional, as we are but we have had our abilities shut down.

if we allow for multi dimensionality, we then can learn about the idiot demons etc that the darkside uses against us

sorry shills
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I found a dead one.

No ice nearby.

Worried.
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Well i listen to the Sasquatch chronicles, and of the hundreds of stories they cant all be expert actors and liars. I believe there really is a stealthy upright walking ape out there, its also very intelligent and they may also have highly advanced technology in that they may be Avatars controlled by aliens sat out in orbit or based on the moon. Remember the movie Avatar? its really just the remote piloting of a bio-engineered body using full immersion technology(same as in the Avatar movie)... If you think about it, a bigfoot type animal would be the ideal vehicle for study of our wilderness areas, works in all weathers, can move fast through dense forest, hard to detect, can refuel by hunting and eating large animals...
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Well i listen to the Sasquatch chronicles, and of the hundreds of stories they cant all be expert actors and liars. I believe there really is a stealthy upright walking ape out there, its also very intelligent and they may also have highly advanced technology in that they may be Avatars controlled by aliens sat out in orbit or based on the moon. Remember the movie Avatar? its really just the remote piloting of a bio-engineered body using full immersion technology(same as in the Avatar movie)... If you think about it, a bigfoot type animal would be the ideal vehicle for study of our wilderness areas, works in all weathers, can move fast through dense forest, hard to detect, can refuel by hunting and eating large animals...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79871996


As opposed to tiny 3ft weakling greys that can barely stand our gravity and would get taken out by bears or wolves...
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Does not have to be inter-dimensional, like i say they could just be avatars, and they could thus have radio contact with each-other but which looks to us like telepathy.
You think we can send big rovers to mars but aliens cant pilot bigfoots on earth?
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Bigfoot is a Mormon?
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Belief in Bigfoot?

Why does that matter?
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Sassywatch....

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Kind of "Saucy"?

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Height....

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Requires a tailor with a ladder for the camo furry suit.
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Pranked by the counselor. rockon Those 'outdoor rehab' staffers love to fuck with the kids, gives them something to do besides babysit their wimpy asses.
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Honestly guys, Bigfoot isn't real.


I'm sorry you had to hear it here first, for the thousandth time, and decades after you should've given up on fairytales like this.


Do you guys understand that America has fucking cameras in every chunk of fucking woods in our borders?


Trail cams, government cams, government planes, drones, satellites, all with head imaging.


But somehow all we have is some shitty hilarious and corny old grainy video of some dude walking in a giant ape costume and that's all it took to "prove" the existence to many of you.


Just stop and think for adults for one second...did North America EVER EVEN HAVE ANY NATIVE AND INDIGINIOUS SPECIES OF PRIMATES...

EVER?!


But nooo, now somehow aside from never even having any native species here, we now have one that is just magically hiding out under all of our noses...a giant fucking one at that, in woods full of cameras and guns...

Yet...

Not one ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80298192


It is the definition of insanity.
There is no evidence.

Just talk and fireside stories.

Oh, I know the dna evidence that was contaminated by the collector.
Nice to hear their almost human.
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You're not basing that upon Melba, are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531954


No, other scientific researchers are doing it, and they are credible it seems
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


What scientific researchers have what results that you are basing what upon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80531954


Miroslava Munguia Ramos, project manager at the UCLA California Environmental DNA program and the ongoing Olympic project that has Jeff Meldrum onboard as well as other researchers.
 Quoting: Furrry Pete


What results do they have that show what exactly?





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