Chickened out on sneak stealing a flower earlier | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think I’m losing that ninja need, that rogue ability to be sneaky as a motherfucker. I mean you guys would shit yours elfs if you have seen the ninja moves I have pulled off before. So I was walking down the street to a particular house that has really, really good cherry red grevillea flowers. There was a car parked in the grass right next to the grevillea bush, like 2 foot of space between. I have seen this before, I have swiftly walked between and cut a flower as I passed. Didn’t care today. Left the good flowers and got 3 sub-par flowers and one small “moonlight” grevillea which is actually just as good as the cherry red ones. |
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Uncle Gintel
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Our devil bird needs fun stuff. A sure way to bring magic into your life is to bring treats to something that’s captive. |
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Uncle Gintel
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kind of except they call them verandas here. No “porches” and people look at me funny if I say the word. They know what a pirate is when they see one, arrrrrrr! You should make a special bag so you csn steal them in one swoop, like a magic trick. Faster than the eye can see. Ahhh I wish! They are very delicate and full of nectar and so I have to be extremely gentle. Sometimes I suckle on them a bit and taste the nectar. The bird can only handle a couple flowers a day. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5853992 United States 06/27/2021 03:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you want to know why I’m sneaking around the neighbourhood stealing flowers, this is why: Quoting: Lover_Girl [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Our devil bird needs fun stuff. A sure way to bring magic into your life is to bring treats to something that’s captive. Why are you holding it captive??? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you want to know why I’m sneaking around the neighbourhood stealing flowers, this is why: Quoting: Lover_Girl [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Our devil bird needs fun stuff. A sure way to bring magic into your life is to bring treats to something that’s captive. Why are you holding it captive??? I’m not. It’s here where I live, my partner has had it for over 20 years. It would die if it got outside. A huge part of my day everyday is making the bird happy. I give him a bath and he splashes around, then I blow dry him. I’ve never had a bird. |
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Uncle Gintel
User ID: 67239407 United States 06/27/2021 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would teach it terrible stuff and then nust tell people it was a rescue bird when it dropped racist rants. Quoting: Uncle Gintel Lol it will die if you leave for a day, can you handle that kind of commitment? I have an elderly cat with bad kidneys. I have to give it an IV for a few minutes each day to keep it hydrated. It's happy though. |
Justme C'est Moi
User ID: 80193276 United States 06/27/2021 04:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There were hundreds of flowers, so I didn't mind. Just remember it was sort of odd. Even if I was in the yard. Didn't ask. That seemed odd. Women are strange creatures that keep us entertained trying to figure them out I guess. :) Justme |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If your not comfortable being 'loud and proud' with what you do, then maybe you shouldn't do it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78063540 Shouldn't steal from people’s yards. Yea I know so I didn’t do it. The other flowers I got are technically “public” flowers because they’re reaching out onto the sidewalk. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would teach it terrible stuff and then nust tell people it was a rescue bird when it dropped racist rants. Quoting: Uncle Gintel Lol it will die if you leave for a day, can you handle that kind of commitment? I have an elderly cat with bad kidneys. I have to give it an IV for a few minutes each day to keep it hydrated. It's happy though. Awwwww That’s very kind of you. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 04:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a neighbor lady that would cut a couple flowers from my white roses I grew when I lived in the strange state of NJ. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi There were hundreds of flowers, so I didn't mind. Just remember it was sort of odd. Even if I was in the yard. Didn't ask. That seemed odd. Women are strange creatures that keep us entertained trying to figure them out I guess. :) Yea yea we want those things! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79041193 Australia 06/27/2021 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I buy up bulbs all fall and plant them in my alleyside so people can steal them. Im propegating every rose I have and moving the babies there as well. I actually enjoypeople stopping and staring at the flowers and don’t care if they get picked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75124877 You are a wonderful person! Thank you!!!! Oh how I love roses! Too bad the bird doesn’t like them or I would be bringing a bouquet home. :rosella: |