colon cancer.

In the next 30 days, they're going to send me a do it yourself at home kit so I can send them a stool sample.

Totally voluntary.

It says.

I am suspicious.

And of you other old farts get one of these letters?

I ripped the letter up and it's in the bottom of my trash can under last night's left overs and a bunch of coffee grounds, so I can't give any more details.